'Cheatin' Hearts' a poll of maggot infidelity

**bklyn** · 05-25-2006, 01:02 PM

"Uncle Frank's" post has me wondering what you've experienced.

Check all that apply for your past and present relationships. For the purposes of this poll, we will define cheating as any extra curricular sexual activity. (including kissing, touching others private parts or having yours touched, on up to penetration)

**Humble** · 05-25-2006, 01:04 PM

Ive Cheated
Ive Been Cheated On

but it wasnt with anyone important haha

**irul&ublo** · 05-25-2006, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

"Uncle Frank's" post has me wondering what you've experienced.

Check all that apply for your past and present relationships. For the purposes of this poll, we will define cheating as any extra curricular sexual activity. (including kissing, touching others private parts or having yours touched, on up to penetration)

I've cheated
I've been cheated on
I've never cheated
I've never been cheated on

Private parts???? I like to flaunt mine in public.

**Sinecure** · 05-25-2006, 01:07 PM

Never ever. 10 years of marriage and various girlfriends over time. Got close once while engaged and felt so guilty the next day that I resolved never to let myself even get that close (serious flirting in bar while drunk). Even in retrospect, after divorce, I'm glad I never cheated.

Then again, maybe its because I'm ugly and the opportunities just didn't present themselves enough.

**SnowTigress** · 05-25-2006, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by Sinecure

I'm glad I never cheated. Then again, maybe its because I'm ugly and the opportunities just didn't present themselves enough.

Now, now, Sin...self-deprecation is not going to get you any action. Being loyal and faithful is. Plus, you're a fun guy to ride with.

Happily, I have never cheated or been cheated on. Hope it stays that way. Otherwise I might have to engage in some Bobbitizing.

**Tippster** · 05-25-2006, 01:13 PM

I've never cheated, yet have been cheated on. AFAIK not by my wife.

**bklyn** · 05-25-2006, 01:16 PM

Viva, I saw that before it disappeared... do you need an explanation or a demonstration?

**snowsprite** · 05-25-2006, 01:17 PM

No cheating by me...no cheating on me (at least to the very best of my knowledge). 17 years and counting!

Sprite

**F#*k you cat** · 05-25-2006, 01:18 PM

Never cheated

been heartbroken twice by girlfriends that cheated on me.
on one occasion I had wished that someone would of told me that it was going on before I walked into a friend's house to go surfing and my girlfriend at the time was butt naked on the couch with my friend's roomate.

names and locations have been left out for no particular reason.

**steve** · 05-25-2006, 01:20 PM

I've never cheated, and if I was cheated on, it was in high school (possibility, lets leave it at that.)

That said, there's no option of being the "third party."

**Tippster** · 05-25-2006, 01:20 PM

Where does getting a gropey lapdance in Montreal fit in?

**Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo** · 05-25-2006, 01:22 PM

Never cheated but have been cheated on, luckily by someone I didn't have a lot emotionally invested in, though it still hurt. And lucky for my friends I found out before they did so they weren't faced with any ethical dilemma's.

**Viva** · 05-25-2006, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

Viva, I saw that before it disappeared... do you need an explanation or a demonstration?

Heh...too easy for someone to use that question against me, so, gone it is.

**Jumbuck** · 05-25-2006, 01:25 PM

My mistress cheated on me with my wife.

That wassoo uncool.

**mc_roon** · 05-25-2006, 01:25 PM

in college everything is blurry when it comes to cheating for most people

**irul&ublo** · 05-25-2006, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Jumbuck

My mistress cheated on me with my wife.

I hate it when that happens.

**teledave** · 05-25-2006, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

I hate it when that happens.

I video it when that happens.

**Jumbuck** · 05-25-2006, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

I hate it when that happens.

And video cam jammed up too. Damn.

**Shaggy** · 05-25-2006, 01:31 PM

My ex would always insinuate that I would someday cheat on her because "you're a man, and that's what men do"... I never did, but she most likely cheated on me. She'd go to bars on "girls nights out" twice a month with her (chronically) single friends and I'd hear stories back through the grape-vine about how she "made out with that guy last night"....

I'm not overly possessive, so her being touchy-feely with others never bothered me much -- her sneaking around and lying were the fatal blows in our relationship.

**Mtn Man** · 05-25-2006, 01:32 PM

Never cheated, been cheated on though. Had a few opportunities, just didn't think it was worth it.

B)

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 05-25-2006, 01:33 PM

I can happily say I've never cheated...and never will....'cause fuck it sucks to be on the other end........................and never want to be the one to put have to put someone through it..........

**bcrider** · 05-25-2006, 01:35 PM

Does cheating on your wife with your wife count?

Depending on her mood sometimes I get to be with a lonely college student in an empty library, a nurse, a maid, a desperate housewife, a MILF, etc.

**bklyn** · 05-25-2006, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by bcrider

Does cheating on your wife with your wife count?

Depending on her mood sometimes I get to be with a lonely college student in an empty library, a nurse, a maid, a desperate housewife, a MILF, etc.

No. It's doesn't count, but I'm sure you had a good time with your "I'm every woman" spouse. What we want to know is... who are you at those times?