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Thread: People in Mountaineering and their 29'er Fixation

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    People in Mountaineering and their 29'er Fixation

    So I must rant. Apparently, the only thing that qualifies a mountain to be worth skiing or climbing is that magical, althoughly highly ambiguous number heard frequently when reading a post about any mountain in Nepal/China. Is there some kind of warm, fuzzy feeling that is felt when climbing about 29000 feet that I don't know about?

    I'm sure there are tens of peaks under 28000 feet throughout the world that far surpass the gnarliness, overall experience, and quality of skiing that any 29er has.

    Like I have said before and I'll say again. I'm tired of hearing people in mountaineering talk shit on themselves/friends/strangers that the peak they are attempting isn't 29000 feet. If you want a nice 13er to spend your afternoon on, try day touring Molly Hogan bowl.

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    There is only one 29'r, and it's just barely 29. But some are growing, and will soon qualify to get off the pussy list.

    When they do, the masses will flock.

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    Wink

    Quote Originally Posted by Trackhead
    When they do, the masses will flock.
    They already have.

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    i hiked hogan bowl. i skied it switch
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit
    i hiked hogan bowl. i skied it switch
    Bet you were wishing there was a register at the top to stick your dick in.

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    I'm not sure what your post is about. I'm unable to read past the appropriation of the avatar

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    Lightbulb

    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Bet you were wishing there was a register at the top to stick your dick in.
    Sticking your dick in things other than the opposite sex is highly underrated.

    Oh, and Lou Dawson thinks you're a pansy.
    Drive slow, homie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chill winston
    I'm not sure what your post is about. I'm unable to read past the appropriation of the avatar
    Pipe down JONG!! Thought you were chill.....and most people don't even know what the avatar is anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Pipe down JONG!! Thought you were chill.....and most people don't even know what the avatar is anyway.

    ...Holy shit, I can't believe I didn't see that before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z
    Sticking your dick in things other than the opposite sex is highly underrated.

    Oh, and Lou Dawson thinks you're a pansy.
    Just cuz you stuck your dick in Lou Dawson is no reason for him to bad mouth me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Bet you were wishing there was a register at the top to stick your dick in.
    I was very disappointed... so I raped a marmot... at least I think it was a marmot...
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit
    I was very disappointed... so I raped a marmot... at least I think it was a marmot...
    probably a pika

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    I thought it was too cute to be a marmot
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit
    i hiked hogan bowl. i skied it switch
    and then rode the gondola to vail or beaver creek?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Bet you were wishing there was a register at the top to stick your dick in.
    I haven't seen those in Utah, maybe I should move to Colorado. But with the recent fury of 14'er envy, I'm not sure that would be a good idea to get such sloppy turns.

    Great idea though. Can we get the ball rolling on that here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit
    I was very disappointed... so I raped a marmot... at least I think it was a marmot...
    Just FYI... I know that marmot, it's been around...

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    Wow, this thread looks just like that other thread!

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    I get a warm fuzzy feeling from 69ers.
    You are what you eat.
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    There's no such thing as bad snow, just shitty skiers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam
    Wow, this thread looks just like that other thread!
    Only it's 4,000 meters higher.

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    2003 isn't exactly JONG status.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheRa
    2003 isn't exactly JONG status.
    Don't mind Brett, he's an asshole.

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    http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=2701

    1 minute news story on truly amazing everest feat
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Oh. My. Fucking. God. Great link!

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    duh. you have to use a harness
    Elvis has left the building

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit
    http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=2701

    1 minute news story on truly amazing everest feat
    The reaction of the climber is documented in this one....

    They tried to do a live interview via satellite with him but kept getting atmospheric "hits" in the signal (as you'll see.) This is real. One of the technicians rolled on the raw feed in case they needed it to edit a news story later.

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