FBRDM: Things I loved in the 80's but will never admit?

[Cyber Cop]

picasso porn, lol, fucking classic.

[lemon boy]

agreed, never heard that before but it is perfect!

[The AD]

Skinny Ties

I'll do you one better: piano ties. OK, even better: fish ties.

[yogachik]

quaaludes.

[lemon boy]

fish ties.

Speaking of which:

FISH HEADS FISH HEADS ROLLY POLLY FISH HEADS. Great video.

[Greguar]

My first concert ever was........new kids on the block

I can't believe that I am exposing this, I will never forgive my best friend at the time for inviting me. Just seeing new kids is bad enough, having that be your first ever concert is up there with losing your virginity to a fat chick.

I was in 5th grade and didn't even like them, but really wanted to go to a concert and he had free suite tickets. It still hurts to think about.....

[schindlerpiste]

quaaludes.

WINNER!!! But why not admit that.....










oh yeah!

[lemon boy]

My first concert ever was........new kids on the block

I can't believe that I am exposing this, I will never forgive my best friend at the time for inviting me. Just seeing new kids is bad enough, having that be your first ever concert is up there with losing your virginity to a fat chick.

I was in 5th grade and didn't even like them, but really wanted to go to a concert and he had free suite tickets. It still hurts to think about.....

gonna have to preserve this one, I'm sure you understand.

[Viva]

I like skinny ties, which, BTW, were around in the early 60s or maybe earlier.

[Buzzworthy]

I also proudly wore a CB pullover for skiing, the one with the big center pocket.

Damn I loved my CB. Those were the days.

[lemon boy]

yeah, those totally kick the ass of Steeptechs


you know it took me a while to warm to this thread...I think I was blocking.

Terminology:

BAD.....as in good.

[MacDaddy]

Oh yeah. Of course, I meant Baby Sitter. You know, walking out of that pool with those firm melons glistening in the sun!!!

Actually I think you are referring to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

When Judge Rinehold was rubbing one out, and she walks in on him fantasizing about her while Moving in Stereo by the cars is playing

I will never forget that scene.

[Buzzworthy]

Bollo ties for Middle School dances with short jacket(MJ style) and tapered (damn near closed) ankle cuffs, ala MC Hammer Pants.

Really stupid looking but boy I thought I was cool and I did get to third base.

[lemon boy]

Actually I think you are referring to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

When Judge Rinehold was rubbing one out, and she walks in on him fantasizing about her while Moving in Stereo by the cars is playing

I will never forget that scene.

I know the 80s were rough on you but your sarcasm meter is totally fuct.

[MacDaddy]

3rd base is sick man

[danimal's dead]

"Rad," the movie and the word. BMX bikes were everywhere, kids building dirt tracks and jumps in the woods behind the neighborhood, that was rad.
My first fat deck skateboard, the Valterra Meltdown.

Fovorite song, "jump," original Van Halen.

Men wearing the color pink, yuck. Glow in the dark clothing, earings on guys, fish net see through shirts on dudes, men in cut off T-shirts exposing their gut, nasty stuff.
High tops were all the rage when they came out. Who remembers British Knights, aka BK's? How about Jams, the tropical pattern big shorts. I could go on. but I think I better stop.

[MacDaddy]

I know the 80s were rough on you but your sarcasm meter is totally fuct.

they werent as tough as the 90's at Wasted State
and, ya that, went, right over my head, mr rollie eyeball user!

[cj001f]

ow about Jams, the tropical pattern big shorts.

obviously danimal doesn't live near a beach

[yogachik]

forgot one: neon.

I actually had clothes made out of wetsuit material, in neon colors. A bright orange neoprene mini skirt.

[Bodhi]

Just seeing new kids is bad enough, having that be your first ever concert is up there with losing your virginity to a fat chick.

Um, nope. NKOTB is WAY worse. Light years, mang. Only thing worse would be admitting that you worked out to Richard Simmons videos or something.

You know now how many mags who first meet you in person will say, "So your that guy whos first concert was..."

Bum,m,mer.

peace,
D.

[lemon boy]

It's an old joke and it easily changes over time but:

You know what has 1,000 legs and no pubic hairs?





Front row at a NKOTB concert.

[assgasorgrass]

Really stupid looking but boy I thought I was cool and I did get to third base.

Buzz running out to his friends: "Smell my finger"

Fingerbang! Bang-bang!
Fingerbang-bang! Bangbangbang! I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight
I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night
And girl, you know that you're the only girl for me, girl.
Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies.
You're my girl, you're my girl,
My- …girrrrrrrl… Fingerbang!
Bang. Bang bang bang.
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang-

[marshalolson]

My first concert ever was........new kids on the block

I can't believe that I am exposing this, I will never forgive my best friend at the time for inviting me. Just seeing new kids is bad enough, having that be your first ever concert is up there with losing your virginity to a fat chick.

I was in 5th grade and didn't even like them, but really wanted to go to a concert and he had free suite tickets. It still hurts to think about.....

NICE! i wish my first concert was that cool (the ramones in 1985)

[Z]

My birth was pretty sick.

[Bodhi]

Picasso porn!

Too fucking funny I remember babysitting across the street, putting the kids to bed, going back into the living room, tuning the tv to the unsubscribed porn channel and trying to get glipses of the squigglies boobies and muff. Picasso porn is the best name I have ever heard that called...classic!

peace,
D.