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05-19-2006, 09:55 AM #1
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With her bare hands...
Elvis has left the building
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05-19-2006, 09:57 AM #2
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That story is nutz. What would possess someone to even think like that.
Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.
The things you find on the net.
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05-19-2006, 10:43 AM #3
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That's why I don't like long fingernails on chicks, real or fake, those things are dangerous weapons. I used to have nightmares like that story, some crazy gum chomping Jersey girl with big hair and nasty make up going all Freddy Kruger on the family jewels, that is pure evil.
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05-19-2006, 11:04 AM #4
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yea, Evil is for sure.
I'll be haunted by this thought for the rest of the day thanks.
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05-19-2006, 11:28 AM #5
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OUCH!"his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands."
That's almost worse than Bobbit's cock-chopping, it wouldn't have been as cleanly severed.
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05-19-2006, 03:08 PM #6
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Makes Bobbit look like a saint
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05-19-2006, 03:52 PM #7
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Guess I shouldn't have been sleeping with his wife.
Your dog just ate an avocado!
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05-19-2006, 03:56 PM #8
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hehehee. Viva...
seriously though, that is certifiably insane. what a freak!
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05-19-2006, 04:01 PM #9
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heh heh - pun intended?
Originally Posted by Andy_B
I like the line from the neighbor, "That's drastic, isn't it?" That's an understatement!
The worst I've ever done to a boyfriend that pissed me off is punch his thigh while we were arguing in the car (and I don't have much of a swing), and I felt guilty for that! I can't imagine what would posess to um, to, er, emasculate someone (yuck, by the way...).“Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”
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05-19-2006, 04:26 PM #10
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Ouch, on all accounts. Nobody fucks with my jewels. I'd take revenge on the bitch and shove a baseball bat with splinters up her crotch while she was sleeping.
"There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
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05-19-2006, 04:41 PM #11
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...she must have been in contact with these chimps...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...&sn=003&sc=318
...and what a crazy story ! House a fully grown male chimp ? Can't the guy (what's with the weird first names for the couple ?) just get a new, small, exotic pet ?They chewed or tore off his testicles,Last edited by TurxSki; 05-19-2006 at 04:44 PM.
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05-19-2006, 05:18 PM #12
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No man, the best way for this to play it is to use a mini-cactus from the local drug store. Originally Posted by Bodhi
Ouch, on all accounts. Nobody fucks with my jewels. I'd take revenge on the bitch and shove a baseball bat with splinters up her crotch while she was sleeping.
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05-19-2006, 10:19 PM #13
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"who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard"
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05-20-2006, 12:21 AM #14
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It's okay to do this in Spokane. We had a felony trial about 3 months ago where a girlfriend did this to her boy and the jury came back not guilty. In this one she got mad at him and twisted his nuts 'till one fell out and wasn't replaced (I don't know where the hell it went, but he didn't have a full ball bag at the end). The jury though that was okay. Crazy ladies, come on over, our jurists will protect you...
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05-20-2006, 01:46 AM #15
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and his street block Originally Posted by warthog
"paramedics rushed to the man's row home in the 3800 block of Pulaski"
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05-20-2006, 06:05 AM #16
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Originally Posted by 1080Rider
What the hell was he doing with his hands while she was twisting? Was she twice his size and had him pinned down or something?
Freakin' ouch!
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12-15-2014, 07:56 PM #17
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Bump for Hugh Conway. R.I.P.
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