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  1. 01-13-2004, 10:54 PM #1
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    When is jesus coming back?

    is he already here?
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  2. 01-13-2004, 10:55 PM #2
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    Thumbs up

    He has told me he is always here with us my brother....
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    sweet

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    How big would he go if he were here?
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  5. 01-13-2004, 11:00 PM #5
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    I'd say he'd go so big that Jamie Pierre would confess what a little bitch he is compared to Jesus in the next TGR film.
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    there he is!!!
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  7. 01-13-2004, 11:39 PM #7
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    Re: When is jesus coming back?

    Originally posted by lax
    is he already here?
    Yes?
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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    Good?

    gotta love the random people who make these definitions
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    this is great

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  10. 01-14-2004, 12:17 AM #10
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    this ones a gem
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    Originally posted by Evil E
    jesus allah buddah I love you all!
    Quit kissing up to the deities.
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    Wink Re: When is jesus coming back?

    Originally posted by lax
    is he already here?
    He's waiting for his candidate to be "re" elected.


    Robertson: God guiding Bush to a big win

    By The Associated Press

    NORFOLK, Va. — Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said yesterday he believes God has told him that President Bush will be re-elected in a "blowout" in November.

    "I think George Bush is going to win in a walk," Robertson said on his "700 Club" program on the Virginia Beach-based Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded. "I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004. It's shaping up that way."

    Robertson told viewers that he spent several days in prayer at the end of 2003.

    "The Lord has just blessed him," Robertson said of Bush. "I mean, he could make terrible mistakes and comes out of it. It doesn't make any difference what he does, good or bad, God picks him up because he's a man of prayer and God's blessing him."

    The Rev. Barry Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State and a frequent critic of Robertson, said he also had a prediction: "Pat Robertson in 2004 will continue to use his multimillion(-dollar) broadcasting empire to promote George Bush and other Republican candidates."

    In a reference to Bush's chief political adviser, Lynn added, "Maybe Pat got a message from Karl Rove and thought it was from God."
  17. 01-14-2004, 11:34 AM #17
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    Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
    I'd say he'd go so big that Jamie Pierre would confess what a little bitch he is compared to Jesus in the next TGR film.
    He's tough to get on film, though. Jesus is a one run a day kind of guy. His feet get too cold wearing those sandals.
  18. 01-14-2004, 11:39 AM #18
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    Originally posted by The AD
    He's tough to get on film, though. Jesus is a one run a day kind of guy. His feet get too cold wearing those sandals.
    Yeah, but just think what a skier he must be - I mean if the man can walk on water imagine how he does on snow.
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