no your'e drunk at work

**vinzclortho** · 01-13-2004, 05:17 PM

so to get the MOST ballsy UT LCC blah blah blah weather reports for the upcoming mini...what link/site should I be looking at? what is the best zip code to use on say accuweather.com to get solid storm reports?

and as a side note, if YOU had to choose between a severance package for working somewhere for 7 years and moving to the new datacenter in NJ...what do you do?

It's soooo solid that to ease the pain of prolly not having a job within the next year they got us drunk.

I'm drunk, you're done, gimme the info I want.

**hardrider** · 01-13-2004, 05:18 PM

New Jersey? Severance dude, greatest job on the planet.
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magic flight

**vinzclortho** · 01-13-2004, 05:20 PM

that's what I thought....just waiting for Pinner to come to the defence of the Garden State. heh heh....

**phUnk** · 01-13-2004, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by vinzclortho
that's what I thought....just waiting for Pinner to come to the defence of the Garden State. heh heh....

Fuck Pinner, fuck the Garden State and fuck you.

There, I said it.

**Pinner** · 01-13-2004, 05:24 PM

I agree with phUnk on this one.

**Plakespear** · 01-13-2004, 05:25 PM

Take the severance. And use the money to stay drunk.

**el_jefe** · 01-13-2004, 05:26 PM

that's easy. SEVERANCE! then buy an RV and live in ski area parking lots for a solid season. then sell the RV and head to NZ or SA for the "endless winter". dream come true. problem solved. worry about working when you get back - if you COME back...

**Buzzworthy** · 01-13-2004, 05:43 PM

Snow Report

Zip code: Go to each resort, find contact info and the zip is right there, Alta is 84092.

**gonzo** · 01-13-2004, 05:48 PM

fuck yeah guy. get the hell out of MA for a bit.

or buy wachusett.

**truth** · 01-13-2004, 05:55 PM

Guess it would depend on how generous the package was and if you thought you'd land another job better than the data center gig.

Here's your LCC weather.

**trainnvain** · 01-13-2004, 06:03 PM

Severance. Go to Utah in Feb. and come back whenever you feel like it (if ever).

**iceman** · 01-13-2004, 06:07 PM

I dunno, they have pretty good chow in Jersey. I mean, they're right in the nexus of the pizza-cheesesteak-taylor ham triangle.

Dinner, lunch and breakfast - what else do you need?

**tuffy109** · 01-13-2004, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by iceman
the nexus of the pizza-cheesesteak-taylor ham triangle.

hahahaha, please show us a map.

**vinzclortho** · 01-14-2004, 07:31 AM

http://burns.simpsonloft.com/grabs/gal1/burnscool.jpg

yes....the severance package....I'm sure it will be sufficient so long as food and shelter are not part of the plan. Perhaps the magical ham nexus Ice speaks of will keep me sustained and worry-free in the shangri-la like place known as Piscattaway.

Props to Buzz for the snow report link

Pinner and Phunk are big stupid jerks...if there was a big stupid jerk contest they'd win, even in the ham nexus of Jersey.

so there....

**wookalar** · 01-14-2004, 07:40 AM

the magical ham nexus

mmmm...ham....

http://i.timeinc.net/parenting/featu...op_simpson.jpg

**schuss** · 01-14-2004, 07:40 AM

jersey sucks. I'm of the opinion that it should be chopped off and set afloat in the ocean....and used for naval target practice.

**Aldo** · 01-14-2004, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by vinzclortho
that's what I thought....just waiting for Pinner to come to the defence of the Garden State. heh heh....

All you other Jersey haters, remember this, the state does not suck, it's just your attitude that does. Obviously if you're looking to be a full time skier, don't live here.

Now back to my Bacon-egg-n-cheese-salt-peppa-ketchup.

**schuss** · 01-14-2004, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by Aldo
All you other Jersey haters, remember this, the state does not suck, it's just your attitude that does. Obviously if you're looking to be a full time skier, don't live here.

Now back to my Bacon-egg-n-cheese-salt-peppa-ketchup.

sorry dude, but its a trash heap inhabited (mostly) by the most annoying people in the world.

**Pinner** · 01-14-2004, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by schuss
sorry dude, but its a trash heap inhabited (mostly) by the most annoying people in the world.

The most ignorant post of the day.

Everyone knows the most annoying people in the world are the French.

**schuss** · 01-14-2004, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by Pinner
The most ignorant post of the day.

Everyone knows the most annoying people in the world are the French.

sorry: most annoying people on the US east coast.

**Pinner** · 01-14-2004, 09:36 AM

and as for your trash heap comment, it's the Garden State. Yucca Flats is in Nevada.

**Aldo** · 01-14-2004, 09:37 AM

Hey " dude",

Where do you live?

**Pinner** · 01-14-2004, 09:42 AM

I imagine that comment was directed at "scheitt" and not me.

I believe he lives in NH, as close to Appalachia as you can get in the Northeast. It's not his fault he's a moron-- it's the environment.

Myself, I live in a van down by the river.

**Aldo** · 01-14-2004, 09:47 AM

Oh, that makes sense.

So Schuss, will you be visiting the Garden State soon?

Actually, living on a trash heap has it's rewards in the cold weather. The basement stays really toasty.

**vinzclortho** · 01-14-2004, 10:37 AM

I never meant to start a let's-make-fun-of-NJ thread. sorry Pin! I find the bacon-ham-canadian bacon-sausage-egg-n-cheese-salt-peppa-ketchup-bacon sandwiches and buckets full of small beers PLUS the ability to buy beers to take home at a bar to be finest available in this country.

and didn't Gordy Phifer start skiing on a trash hill outside Michigan or something?

sorry ONS! didn't mean to start a trash talkin thread, take into account that I was drunk!