ATTENTION: LURKERS AND GUESTS

[Max Gosey]

I thought a couple of Cyber Cop's comments were worth cracking a smile, which is what I did instinctively.

But I miss getting flamed by Blurred... That was really funny, actually. And many of you probably enjoyed it. You guys can (and should) come up with creative degrading remarks towards me because it would probably be funny. I recommend it.

[Arno]

heh - this thread doesn't seem to have got any lurkers to come out of their shells. in fact i think i am the biggest jong to have posted so far (on post count anyway - i've been around longer than Cyber Cop I think)

[Lone Star]

I would have to agree. Partly due to my increased presence over the course of the semester, some of the wit has diminished, and the humor has become... well... weak.

damn it max, you know i think the world of you, but shut the hell up for cryin' out loud!

[Zeedashbo]

Seriously. Or earlier.

Okay, lurkers ands guests, here are some topics:
-Sleep Apnea
-"Papa Doc" Duvalier
-Smoothies

Feel free to pick your own topic of course.

Say something funny.

sleep apnea means i'm not getting laid tonight and i've drunk dialed waaaaaayyyy too many people that probably wouldnt' have done anything that would have gotten me laid tonight anyway,. i have no clue what a duvalier is but i've done it to you sister, and girlski's sister too. i'ver called her tonight. she didn't answe ther phone. you suck girlski. i like smoothies. they are superb when you put alcohol in them. i went to an irish bar on cinco. am i going to hell?

[Zeedashbo]

oh shit i just said i'ver.


define i'ver.

[Steven S. Dallas]

If I'ver fall in love again/I will be sure that the lady is a friend?

[Woodsy]

sleep apnea means i'm not getting laid tonight and i've drunk dialed waaaaaayyyy too many people that probably wouldnt' have done anything that would have gotten me laid tonight anyway,. i have no clue what a duvalier is but i've done it to you sister, and girlski's sister too. i'ver called her tonight. she didn't answe ther phone. you suck girlski.

I thought you had to be spancered to drunkdial girlski?!?

[Obstruction]

Word has it Pinner is working the Padded Room and he's getting off some good lines. There's a two drink minimum but no cover.

[FartBag Commando]

This thread should be renamed. Call it "The Iceman and Yossarian Chat Session - with special guest brief commentary from Woodsy".

[Dexter Rutecki]

Damn, if it hadn't been for the intrusion of cyber cop, Max, and the Hugeairmoron, this thread would have been two pages of ice, Woodsy, Yossarian, and phunk talking about nothing.
Put the colors back to the old Powderboard and I'd have been tripping.

So, how's your lurkers project coming along, iceman? Don't you call those fools out every few months?

[Blurred]

Damn, if it hadn't been for the intrusion of cyber cop, Max, and the Hugeairmoron, this thread would have been two pages of ice, Woodsy, Yossarian, and phunk talking about nothing.
Put the colors back to the old Powderboard and I'd have been tripping.

So, how's your lurkers project coming along, iceman? Don't you call those fools out every few months?

Hi Rufus!!

I see that you set this time aside to humiliate yourself.

Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!

[summit]

I've noticed the amount of posting here has gone up.

Probably due to 3000+ new people joining the board this season...

[Steven S. Dallas]

Brett hasn't been banned in a while... over/under is July 4th.

[Plakespear]

Blurred, you used to be a lot funnier when you were still supporting Bush and you and Dex would go at it in 7 page NSR political threads like Peruvian fighting frogs on crystal meth. Dex, ever since the BoSox won the World Series, you realize that you can now die in peace and the amount of venom in your glands has been significantly reduced (or maybe having 2 children has mellowed you out).

Max, you are pathetic. You live in a college town overrun by free love hippie chicks and can't get laid. Put on some fucking Birkenstocks and douse yourself in patchouli and ask that barefoot chick with the hairy armpits out for a tofu burrito. Tell her about all the bootleg Jerry shows on your iPod and get some facking poon. I've got money saying you'll get laid before AKPM, don't make me lose it.

I'm trying to be funny here, in the Don Rickles insult comic style

[Plakespear]

I've noticed the amount of posting here has gone up.

Probably due to 3000+ new people joining the board this season...

Yeah, but most of them are iceman

[Zeedashbo]

i'ver stick it in her duvalier again without asking she's gonna leave me.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Duvalier? Never even met'er, i'ver.

[Dexter Rutecki]

I've got your Baby Doc right here...

[Woodsy]

its a baby's arm,
holding an apple

[Blurred]

Blurred, you used to be a lot funnier when you were still supporting Bush and you and Dex would go at it in 7 page NSR political threads like Peruvian fighting frogs on crystal meth.

Well, I used to be able to go at it full bore until cunts like Dallas and Rutecki started whining like the spineless little butthurt bitches they are. Blame them for the pg-13 rating.

[shera]

This thread is starting to get juicy...

[Pow4Brains]

Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!

Baawhaahah

[Evmo]

The INTERNET is not a joke people! It is not a fucking joke! Stop fucking around and get serious, I cant believe you are trying to make light of something as serious as the FUCKING INTERNET. Are you kidding me? Do you know what the fuck the INTERNET is?!? I wish I were the INTERNET. Then I could ask people if they knew who I was. I am the FUCKING INTERNET, end of story. I woudnt even require any explanation thereafter, because that is how fucking serious the internet is.

In conclusion, get serious people, this isnt a fucking joke. Give me a break, I mean we are talking about the fucking internet here.

[iceman]

Youse guys still suck, but did I see Brett saying Steven S. Dallas isn't funny?

That's just wrong.

Nice to see internet hero zeebizzle in the thread, he knows what's up, he knows. I mean, he KNOWS. And I'm serious.

Brett, let it all out man, seriously. As much as i hated it when you cunted up EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD FOREVER, it was better than this, so please go for it. For realz.

That's all I got.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Well, I used to be able to go at it full bore until cunts like Dallas and Rutecki started whining like the spineless little butthurt bitches they are.

Hey now! To what do I owe the honor, big fella?