ATTENTION: LURKERS AND GUESTS

**Woodsy** · 05-05-2006, 11:58 PM

anyone else feel like its 2001?

**Yossarian** · 05-05-2006, 11:58 PM

281 guests?

You people are totally spineless.

No entertainment value whatsoever.

I'm going to sleep now.

Really.

**Woodsy** · 05-06-2006, 12:02 AM

heard that before you globe trotting freak
anyone else off to Frankfurt this mnth?
skiing snowbird soon?
life sucks.

**Cyber Cop** · 05-06-2006, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by Yossarian

No more vaseline?

I am totally screwed.

No entertainment value whatsoever.

I'm going to sleep now.

Really.

fixed

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**Woodsy** · 05-06-2006, 12:04 AM

I wish you were fixed you spineless fuck

**iceman** · 05-06-2006, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

anyone else feel like its 2001?

Seriously. Or earlier.

Okay, lurkers ands guests, here are some topics:
-Sleep Apnea
-"Papa Doc" Duvalier
-Smoothies

Feel free to pick your own topic of course.

Say something funny.

**iceman** · 05-06-2006, 12:06 AM

Cyber Cop is aggressive and smart but just SO FUCKING NOT FUNNY.

anyways, proceed.

**Cyber Cop** · 05-06-2006, 12:07 AM

^^^ you wouldn't have sleep apnea if you got woodsy off your face at night. just a suggestion.

**Cyber Cop** · 05-06-2006, 12:09 AM

^^^ I guess since the impotence is setting in on the old crowd I'll have to do.

**Woodsy** · 05-06-2006, 12:13 AM

your authoritay is not worthy of respect

**iceman** · 05-06-2006, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

^^^ I guess since the impotence is setting in on the old crowd I'll have to do.

Way to just fucking give me the match, man. You rule.

**Woodsy** · 05-06-2006, 12:17 AM

right in the ear

**Cyber Cop** · 05-06-2006, 12:17 AM

so is this 12 angry men, or just 2. Thought you guys was gonna show us some funny.

**iceman** · 05-06-2006, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

so is this 12 angry men, or just 2. Thought you guys was gonna show us some funny.

I keep saying I need something to work with, and, well, I'm just not getting the funny from you.

Sorry man.

**Blurred** · 05-06-2006, 12:20 AM

Seems as though I've stumbled on comedy night at the old folks home.

All the young people are laughing at you.

**iceman** · 05-06-2006, 12:22 AM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

All the young people are laughing at you.

Did they send you a telegram or something, grampa?

**Blurred** · 05-06-2006, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

Did they send you a telegram or something, grampa?

Nah, the dog just wandered in with Cyber Cops panties.

**Cyber Cop** · 05-06-2006, 12:26 AM

So will this whining and reminiscing about the way things was be a constant theme. PM the suit and see if you can get a AARP discount on your next mini.

**Cyber Cop** · 05-06-2006, 12:27 AM

that was your mom brett, not the dog.

**Blurred** · 05-06-2006, 12:28 AM

Well, if anything comes out of this thread, it's the general consensus that Cyber Cop is not funny....but we already knew that.

**iceman** · 05-06-2006, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

So will this whining and reminiscing about the way things was be a constant theme. PM the suit and see if you can get a AARP discount on your next mini.

Dude I see you working.

Seriously, don't give up just because I don't think you're funny.

I bet somebody thinks you rock.

**Blurred** · 05-06-2006, 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

Dude I see you working.

Seriously, don't give up just because I don't think you're funny.

I bet somebody thinks you rock.

Sad thing is, it takes him 5 minutes to come up with something lame. Put him on the spot doing mtv's 'yo momma' or on some 8 mile shit and the guy would need a beach towel just to clean up the the constant drool running down his chin.

That could be funny though I guess.

**Cyber Cop** · 05-06-2006, 12:44 AM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

Sad thing is, it takes him 5 minutes to come up with something lame. Put him on the spot doing mtv's 'yo momma' or on some 8 mile shit and the guy would need a beach towel just to clean up the the constant drool running down his chin.

That could be funny though I guess.

Sorry I was thinking.......that you're a dumbass.