No rest for the weary

[DaveTV]

Just as I thaw out from the PATS game...
Key-ryst!
Severe Weather Alert from the National Weather Service

...ANDROSCOGGIN ME-BELKNAP NH-CENTRAL SOMERSET ME-COASTAL CUMBERLAND ME- COASTAL ROCKINGHAM NH-COASTAL WALDO ME-COASTAL YORK ME- INTERIOR CUMBERLAND ME-INTERIOR ROCKINGHAM NH-INTERIOR WALDO ME- INTERIOR YORK ME-KENNEBEC ME-KNOX ME-LINCOLN ME-MERRIMACK NH- NORTHERN CARROLL NH-NORTHERN COOS NH-NORTHERN FRANKLIN ME- NORTHERN GRAFTON NH-NORTHERN OXFORD ME-SAGADAHOC ME- SOUTHERN CARROLL NH-SOUTHERN COOS NH-SOUTHERN FRANKLIN ME- SOUTHERN GRAFTON NH-SOUTHERN OXFORD ME-SOUTHERN SOMERSET ME- STRAFFORD NH-SULLIVAN NH- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF... ALFRED... AUBURN... AUGUSTA... BATH... BELFAST... BERLIN... BETHEL... BETHLEHEM... BIDDEFORD... BOOTHBAY HARBOR... BRIDGTON... BRUNSWICK... CAMDEN... CLAREMONT... COBURN GORE... COLEBROOK... CONCORD... CONWAY... DAMARISCOTTA... DERRY... DOVER... DURHAM... EUSTIS... EXETER... FAIRFIELD... FARMINGTON... FRANKLIN... FRYEBURG... GARDINER... HAMPTON... HENNIKER... JACKMAN... KITTERY... LACONIA... LANCASTER... LEBANON... LEWISTON... LINCOLN... LINCOLNVILLE... LITTLETON... MECHANIC FALLS... MEREDITH... MOULTONBOROUGH... NAPLES... NEW LONDON... NORTH WINDHAM... NORTHWOOD... OAKLAND... OSSIPEE... PITTSFIELD... PLYMOUTH... PORTLAND... PORTSMOUTH... RANGELEY... ROCHESTER... ROCKLAND... RUMFORD... SALEM... SANFORD... SEARSPORT... SKOWHEGAN... SOUTH PARIS... SOUTH PORTLAND... THORNDIKE... TOPSHAM... TURNER... WATERVILLE... WESTBROOK... WISCASSET AND WOODSVILLE 250 PM EST TUE JAN 13 2004
... WIND CHILL WARNING... THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS EXTENDED THE WIND CHILL WARNING UNTIL 700 AM EST FRIDAY.

THE COMBINATION OF STRONG NORTHWEST WINDS AND WELL BELOW ZERO TEMPERATURES WILL ALLOW WIND CHILL TEMPERATURES TO FALL TO EXTREMELY DANGEROUS VALUES OF 30 TO 50 BELOW ZERO BY LATER TONIGHT AND CONTINUE THROUGH FRIDAY MORNING. THERE WILL BE A PERIOD OF MODERATING WINDS WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND EARLY THURSDAY... HOWEVER WINDS WILL INCREASE AGAIN THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND CONTINUE INTO FRIDAY.

TAKE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS WHEN VENTURING OUTDOORS DUE TO THESE BITTER COLD CONDITIONS.

[schuss]

so who's up for some nekkid outdoor wrasslin'?