You know that PM Gear is taking over the world when...

**The Dad** · 04-30-2006, 12:57 AM

...some guy in a neon fartbag on a liftline seeks you out to ask you how you like them, because he's been thinking of getting a pair.

Extra credit: His similarly fartbagged girlfriend had pulled the top of hers down around her waist. The price tag was still affixed.

Taking over the world, goddamn it!

**Toby** · 04-30-2006, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by alpinedad

Extra credit: His similarly fartbagged girlfriend had pulled the top of hers down around her waist. The price tag was still affixed.

You better have pics of this so-called topless girl.

**The Dad** · 04-30-2006, 09:10 AM

I knew that was going to be misinterpreted.

She pulled down the top part of her fartbag; she did not go topless. She was bearing a wife beater and a sports bra under.

StormDay is my witness....

**Son1cdeth** · 04-30-2006, 09:40 AM

pics are still needed for the collective.

girls in wife beaters = so hot right now

**truth** · 04-30-2006, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by alpinedad

...some guy in a neon fartbag on a liftline seeks you out to ask you how you like them, because he's been thinking of getting a pair.

Extra credit: His similarly fartbagged girlfriend had pulled the top of hers down around her waist. The price tag was still affixed.

Taking over the world, goddamn it!

Somehow me thinks this may have been a maggot in disguise. Rocking the neon fartbag late season with tags still affixed reeks of pawn shop fun.

**skifishbum** · 04-30-2006, 10:15 AM

**bakers_dozen** · 04-30-2006, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by truth

Somehow me thinks this may have been a maggot in disguise. Rocking the neon fartbag late season with tags still affixed reeks of pawn shop fun.

yeah i agree, maybe not a mag. but the outfit just sounds like it was a costume, you see a lot of em this time of year

**irul&ublo** · 04-30-2006, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by alpinedad

I knew that was going to be misinterpreted.

She pulled down the top part of her fartbag; she did not go topless. She was bearing a wife beater and a sports bra under.

StormDay is my witness....

Hey AlpineDad....where were you guys; Scotts? I got there a bit late and didn't start till 9:30. Did laps on Keyhole and Yellow until about 1:30. Met Corky at the top of Keyhole, he recognized my skis. Fun day.

**The Dad** · 05-01-2006, 09:25 AM

We were wondering where you were, Irul.

We only did one run on Scott -- the Ridge was pretty sad that morning. We were going to do Keyhole, but then everyone got lazy. From the top, we hit Palisades, Alpine Bowl, the (TTBOMK) unnamed drop between Alpine Bowl and Sunspot, the Ds, and Wolverine; lower down, we had a couple runs on Face (man were those bumps growing!), and some real nice shots down Waterfall.

Last run of the day, with my five-year-olds: Peril Ridge to North Peril to Face Cliffs to Blue to the Kangaroo Gully boardercross track.

Re the fartbagged couple: Neither appeared to have much of a funny bone, and she in particular. I don't think any irony was intended. And while girls in beaters may be so hot right now, IIRC, she wasn't particularly so. My recollection could be wrong -- she didn't enough of an impression on me to remember anything other than the tag and that she had dark hair.