A question for the maggettes NSFW?

[homerjay]

Whew.

Can I bum a cigarette?

[jackstraw]

sprite is a man






bahahahahahahahhahahaa!!!!!!!!!

[Tippster]

Thankfully not.

[Tap]

You Rule, Vietnamese Waxer Lady

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Date: 2006-03-15, 3:44PM PST


My regular waxer was not available and I just could not bear the wild, untamed amazon bush jungle that my, well, bush had become for another day.

So I came to you on my lunch hour, Anonymous Vietnamese Waxer Lady who works at the cheapie nail place. We were mere strangers before this afternoon, but after knowing you only an hour, I feel like I must point out the reasons why you rule.

When it was necessary to get on all fours to do the “taint” part of the wax, you applied the wax so delicately to my bunghole, then asked, in what I assumed were two of the only five English words you know, “Too hot?” I responded yes, it was too hot. And without hesitation, you blew on it to cool the hot wax. YOU BLEW ON MY BUNGHOLE, Vietnamese Waxer Lady. Do you know how special that is? Nobody blows on the bung. Nobody.

Since you were a bit clumsy with the wax, there were many bits leftover that did not get taken up onto the “Strip of Doom” as I like to call it. So without any sort of trepidation whatsoever, you happily took a cotton ball and dug the wax out of my vaginal canal yourself. How did you manage to do that without making me feel the least bit uncomfortable, Vietnamese Waxer Lady? Were you a gynecologist back in Vietnam and they wouldn’t let you practice medicine in the United States when you immigrated here, and so now you wax pubes for a living? I know that kind of thing happens all the time, and it wouldn’t surprise me at all to know this occupation has not been your first foray into coochdom. And I know this is totally inappropriate, but I even started to feel, dare I say, a tiny bit frisky from the action. You just seemed to know my vagina so very well. Almost like you were two old friends, and I was this new acquaintance showing up to lunch with you and my vagina, but then was all like “Oh. I see you two have already met.”

Since you don’t speak much English, you had to motion to me where to place my legs in the air to best reach the “corner” as you called it. Most people would have been uncomfortable with their legs in the air and then having their butt cheeks spread further apart, mere centimeters from the face of a stranger. But you smiled at me and with a subtle expression, indicated that you, too, felt my pain. You should give lessons to medical students, Vietnamese Waxer Lady, on how to have good bedside manner. Or I guess in your case, ass-side manner.

I thanked you with a good tip, but I want to thank you here, publicly, for your selfless action, and for doing your part on behalf of all humanity to keep my pubes under control.

[DemonInomeD]

One more good reason for the Snowsprite Appreciation Thread.

[The AD]

[snowsprite]

^^ Hahahahahahah!! ^^

That's my 'lil gecko! Now somebody replace the "you could save 15%" with "you could shave 15%" and it's perfect.

Sprite

[Beaver]

But I was nice, and I fed him a nice squishy maggot as a reward.

Sprite

A squishy maggot? How do you feed a gecko a squishy maggot? They usually only accept hard ones.

[Bodhi]

...How do you feed a gecko a squishy maggot? They usually only accept hard ones.

A most excellent catch, dear sir.

Props, we can always count on Beaver.

peace,
D.

[snowsprite]

Wow Beav, you have a gecko too? Or at least you know their habits. I'm starting to wonder about you...

Sprite

[schindlerpiste]

And without hesitation, you blew on it to cool the hot wax. YOU BLEW ON MY BUNGHOLE, Vietnamese Waxer Lady. Do you know how special that is? .

That is pretty special. It kind of makes me wonder.....










Once again, thank you my maggot friends. My conservative German wifey is really enjoying this thread, ...and this gives me great pleasure on many different levels.

[Mtn Man]

Hehe, Sprite mentioned this thread last night while visiting Plakes. For some reason, I missed it. This is definitely Hall of Fame material. I gots to get me one of those neatly shaven geckos

B)

BTW, neatly trimmed is the only way to go....

[BeanDip4All]

ha. i think i regret my explicit posts in this thread now that i actually know a bunch of you wackos.

[phUnk]

Yeah, she should get totally drunk beforehand.

"Wax on...wax off!"


Sprite

I'm waxing off as I read this thread.

[snowsprite]

lol Tacoma...no regrets, girl! I'm sure your honest opinions were greatly appreciated here.

Most of the stuff I post is only off the 99-cent menu of my mind. It would likely cause full-out pandemonium if I actually posted a happy meal. Plus my husband would be pissed. So I try to behave...

Sprite

[hutash]

This forum is truely remarkable, I wish I had joined much earlier.

The misses shaves regularly with a razor, I found this site and wondered if it was of any benefit.

http://www.personalshavers.com/shaverproducts.html?1604

Any insight here?

For the record I have shaved down south in the past, but my better half doesn't care one way or the other, and it is a real pain, so I just shave my face thse days.