A question for the maggettes NSFW?

[Lone Star]

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This thread is cool.
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Done. Thanx for the input.

Huh huh, he said "input."

[Mcwop]

Don' know if I should laugh, or be turned on.

[The Reverend Floater]

Might I suggest my method of manscaping? I use my boss' scissors. That's right, folks. My ultra bitchy, rediculously superficial, meddling bitch of a boss uses the same pair of scissors that I trim my pubes with.

Not only does it get the job done but I grin with immeasurable satisfaction every time I see her using them.

I highly recommend it.

[spooner]

I've waxed and found it's more irritating when it grows back then shaving is. And tell her shaving was way annoying the first time I tried it, but you get used to it and don't notice anymore.

Totally agreed. I waxed for a good couple of years in college and I liked it, but was always annoyed with the fact that I had to let it grow out long enough to get it waxed the next time. I liked how it grew back softer and thinner, but I am perfectly happy with the razor technique now (not to mention MUCH cheaper!)... and I must say, I don't get many complaints about it either. You DO have to get used to it and practice good "shaving technique" (sharp razor, good shaving cream, etc.)

I am a swimmer and I am in the water (and thus a swimsuit) at least 4 times a week for practice, not to mention, the high cut of the racing suits for competition...so my bikini line is quite visible year round. I am constantly shaving (mostly as to not offend any of my team mates) and I am perfectly content with my methods of hair removal.

Anyway..short story long, either way works... but save the $$$$ and just tell her to shave, thats my personal opinion. The irritation stops once you get used to it, well, for most women at least.

***Oh, and to all you boys.... doesnt have to be clean shaven, but trimmed and under control is ALWAYS much appreciated!

[spooner]

Might I suggest my method of manscaping? I use my boss' scissors. That's right, folks. My ultra bitchy, rediculously superficial, meddling bitch of a boss uses the same pair of scissors that I trim my pubes with.

Not only does it get the job done but I grin with immeasurable satisfaction every time I see her using them.

I highly recommend it.

I'm speechless.....pure genius. I love it.

[snowsprite]

That's very creative! Maybe butt-crack-hair-trimming is in order too if she steps up the attitude with ya.

Sprite

[mntlion]

snowsprite: so cute, yet so evil......

[stuckathuntermtn]

as a man, i'm not shaving my pubes
SPOONER. that's a good idea with the scissors though

[bio-smear]

A pubic-hair removal device called nads? Heh.

Maybe you recall the infomercials they had where they used the product to chemically mow a swath down the middle of a bear-like man's chest.

[altagirl]

Maybe you recall the infomercials they had where they used the product to chemically mow a swath down the middle of a bear-like man's chest.

Uh, Nads is wax. So that's not chemically mowing anything, it's just plain old ripping it out.

[bklyn]

Nads is a little better than traditional wax because it doesn't really stick to your skin the way that hot wax does. I use it for my eyebrows.

Let's be serious. Hair grows on the body and I'm thinking about more than "can he see some hairs" to obsess about it. If a dude is can't handle a little stubble from time to time, he's not worthy to stroke the cat. And if you're not lovin' what's going on down there from an adult perspective... well... see ya!

[Mrs Roo]

Let's be serious. Hair grows on the body and I'm thinking about more than "can he see some hairs" to obsess about it. If a dude is can't handle a little stubble from time to time, he's not worthy to stroke the cat. And if you're not lovin' what's going on down there from an adult perspective... well... see ya!

Such wisdom.

Just 'cos porn stars have a certain 'look' doesn't mean we all need to aspire to it. Dolly Buster can keep her Brazilian .............and inflatable boobs, peroxide hair and interesting piercing (suprised the wax doesn't stick to it).

[Tippster]

Isn't Nads "sugaring" using a sticky molasses-type syrup vs. wax?

Regarding hair on women - of course you don't need to always shave - just like we don't need to always poop with the door closed.

[bklyn]

... just like we don't need to always poop with the door closed.

The scent of your poop wafting out of the bathroom is a sweet perfume that I will happily breathe in, in order to avoid the torture waiting for me in the waxing room.

[snowsprite]

Nothin' like a dood taking a nice dump in the bathroom when it's all nice-n-steamy from the shower. Mmm-mmm! That's why I kinda heart allergy season.

Hey, since this topic is still high on the agenda I gots me these teeny little noxema shavers that are specific for the bikini area. They are really little, I mean teeny tiny. Looks like something you'd shave a gecko with if you had the inclination to do so.

I'll post a TR once I get a round tuit.

Sprite

[snowsprite]

Well, I just got out of the bathroom and I figured I'd post this TR on those teeny Noxema shavers before my memory of the whole experience became less vivid. So here goes!

At first it was quite difficult. I mean, it wasn't really hairy to begin with...just barely a peach fuzz. It actually was soft and silky to the touch, and quite pleasant in general. I have to say it was almost a shame to see it go! But I was determined, and I pressed onward with my experiment.

After wetting the skin with warm water, and slowly rubbing on some vanilla-scented shaving gel I was ready to go. It was hard to get a good grip on the slippery little thing and hold on while trying to maneuver the shaver. Gently, I pulled the pink, firm skin taut with my fingers. I was ever so careful not to nick or cut: this was a sensitive creature after all! And if I actually cut it, well what the hell would I do? It was a scary thought.

I was amazed to see the speed and efficiency at which this razor removed the silky fuzz. It left behind a totally smooth and glowing finish. There was a lot of wriggling and twisting...but I finally got it done. What a relief! And what a beautiful result. This razor rocked!

In sum, I never would have guessed that my gecko had so many stripes on its underbelly. And damn if the little guy hadn't worked up an appetite after all that struggling with me shaving him in the bathroom sink. But I was nice, and I fed him a nice squishy maggot as a reward.

You like?

Sprite

[Pow4Brains]

Check please

[snowdreamer]

Spritey,

You're to much. Loved it.

SD

[snowdreamer]

I don't like stubble at all. I feel sexiest when it's nice and smooth. If I don't feel sexy it's not going to work for me.

[RootSkier]

WELL HELL YES.

This thread finally deserves it's NSFW title.

CAN I GET A HELL YES!!!!!!!

[stuckathuntermtn]

hell yes

[schindlerpiste]

HELL YESSS!

Nice TR, Snowsprite.

[steve]

that's just Hall of Fame material right there.

right on..

[RootSkier]

That makes me want to go pet my wife's gecko.

[Tippster]

Goddammit - I will now always have "gecko" in the back of my brain whenever I see my wife "al fresco."