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    A question for the maggettes NSFW?

    Due, in great part, to the lewd and lascivious nature of the coveted Padded Room, my wife has started to seriously trim her bush. However, she has expressed that this has caused minor irritation. I, certainly, do not want to risk a change of heart. What to do?








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    I don't think that she's feeling anything different than any other women feel if they trim it way down. I think that's why you mostly see it in porn stars.... they get something out of the discomfort.... called $$$$.
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    Depends on the type of irritation. You talking shaving or wax? If wax or very close shave, many who are new to this phenomenon don't realize the importance of exfoliation with a gentle scrub and proper moisturization (a few days as the hair "bumps" start to form...not immediatley after the shave--ouch!).

    Razor must be very sharp, and don't shave "against the grain."

    Here's a pretty okay article summing it up!

    http://www.wnn.nu/UK/hairremoval/pubic_hair3.html

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    Thank you, internet fairy. Just another reason to support the appreciation thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste
    Due, in great part, to the lewd and lascivious nature of the coveted Padded Room, my wife has started to seriously trim her bush.
    It's good to know that I am making a difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste
    Due, in great part, to the lewd and lascivious nature of the coveted Padded Room, my wife has started to seriously trim her bush. However, she has expressed that this has caused minor irritation. I, certainly, do not want to risk a change of heart. What to do?
    Tell her to stick with it. The first time or two it sucks, itches, etc. After she gets over the hump, she will love it. In the mean time, I suggest extra attention and effort to, um, support her in this decision. Before long she will grow to hate the 70's bush and only want to shave. Buy her some nice silk panties to seal the deal. It worked for Mrs. DJSapp


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    Weak. Seriously fucking weak.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Always trim with scissors first.
    You can get a bunch of different "foaming agents", that you put on, leave for a while, then scrape off.
    I've helped someone else use the "Squeegee & Creme" from NADS. So she wouldn't feel self-conscious about pubes sticking out from her panties, in the hot-tub.
    http://www.nads.com/norder.cfm
    You can prolly find it at Walgreens, etc.
    It worked OK, but took a couple of go's.

    Once used a 'leccy razor on a girl friend. Worked well, until it got too hot (the razor, that is).
    Some girls complain that they miss the bit of padding they get from pubes, between their labia and the undies. Makes things stick together
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    ummm, shouldn't this be in tech talk.....I vote for a step by step pic tutorial.

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    i second that, we need pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by danhikeski
    i second that, we need pics
    Hey, you know anything about this new thing called The Interweb ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurxSki
    Hey, you know anything about this new thing called The Interweb ??
    No, please explain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver
    It's good to know that I am making a difference.
    Give credit, where credit is due.

    "Before long she will grow to hate the 70's bush and only want to shave. Buy her some nice silk panties to seal the deal. It worked for Mrs. DJSapp"

    In the '70s, my wife was too young for pubes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste
    Give credit, where credit is due.

    "Before long she will grow to hate the 70's bush and only want to shave. Buy her some nice silk panties to seal the deal. It worked for Mrs. DJSapp"

    In the '70s, my wife was too young for pubes.
    In the '70s, Mrs. DJSapp hadn't been born ( I think).
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    Where do you guys live? If you're in a metro area, she can probably find a good waxer. If you can find a good waxer, it's the only way to go. The key is finding someone GOOD. I cannot stress that enough!!

    Shaving is... eh- okay, but you have to do it every couple of days, is uncomfortable growing in, and gives a lot of women red bumps. Waxing, on the other hand, you are good for 4 weeks +, and don't have to worry about it being yucky growing in.

    Again, tell her to ask her girlfriends at work or somewhere for someone good. Having a good waxer is what can make or break the entire experience.... I went to this asian woman once who was clueless and ripped my skin out and it took over an hour... I almost passed out from the pain... it was horrible. Now I see this Brazillian woman who is AMAZING. She speaks on her cell the entire time, I am in and out in 15 minutes, no pain. Apparently, she also does Giselle.

    Edited to note that if she decides to go get waxed, you may want to warn her that she will be in some *ahem* compromising positions on the table in front of the waxer... again another reason why it's important to have someone good, that you can feel comfortable in front of.
    Last edited by TacomaLuv; 04-28-2006 at 09:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TacomaLuv
    if she decides to go get waxed, you may want to warn her that she will be in some *ahem* compromising positions on the table in front of the waxer... again another reason why it's important to have someone good, that you can feel comfortable in front of.
    Yeah, she should get totally drunk beforehand.

    "Wax on...wax off!"


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    laser hair removal. $$$ but, do it a few times, and you're good forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TacomaLuv
    Shaving is... eh- okay, but you have to do it every couple of days, is uncomfortable growing in, and gives a lot of women red bumps. Waxing, on the other hand, you are good for 4 weeks +, and don't have to worry about it being yucky growing in.
    Waxing is the only way to go. Your wife will get used to it in no time and the best part about it, like TL mentioned, no bumps.

    Quote Originally Posted by TacomaLuv
    ....Now I see this Brazillian woman who is AMAZING.
    I read this so quickly the first time, I thought you meant a Brazilian wax. I'm not that brave although I'd like to try it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowdreamer
    I read this so quickly the first time, I thought you meant a Brazilian wax. I'm not that brave although I'd like to try it.
    Sorry for the ignorance, but why would a brazilian wax be any worse than a regular hot-wax of the hair-down-there?
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    Sorelli spa in SLC has a good waxer named Rachel.

    Tell her the Pope sent ya.



    Oh, and Schindlerpiste. This thread ain't NSFW. Yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will
    Sorry for the ignorance, but why would a brazilian wax be any worse than a regular hot-wax of the hair-down-there?
    Because the Brazilian takes it ALL off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will
    Sorry for the ignorance, but why would a brazilian wax be any worse than a regular hot-wax of the hair-down-there?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wax



    which has a somewhat disturbing yet interesting link to the following..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching

    interesting as in 'what the hell?'
    Last edited by DemonInomeD; 04-28-2006 at 09:56 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurxSki
    I've helped someone else use the "Squeegee & Creme" from NADS.
    A pubic-hair removal device called nads? Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonInomeD
    You know, I actually looked it up on wikipedia to see the difference. I still wasn't informed as I did not yet realize the half-assed (ha!) nature of a regular pubic wax. I mean, c'mon, take care of the front but not the back? What's up with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    Yeah, she should get totally drunk beforehand.

    "Wax on...wax off!"


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