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  1. 04-26-2006, 09:15 AM #1
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    Exclamation Got foreign object? [Body related]

    ...not talking about fillings, parasites, or contact lenses.

    We're talking screws, rods, pacemakers, fiberglass mesh, bullets, misplaced surgical tools....you know, foreign objects that you might be carrying around.

    Whatchu got that you weren't born with, and, care to share the story?

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  2. 04-26-2006, 09:18 AM #2
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    screws in my finger-soccer
    plates in my head-skiing


    (amazing 2 things you do with your feet could fuck up other parts of my body.....)
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    Nokia 6630 stuck up my ass.
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    see my avatar

    ...plus a few bolts and plates in my jaw/face
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  5. 04-26-2006, 09:22 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Nokia 6630 stuck up my ass.
    talking in the tube again?
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  6. 04-26-2006, 09:22 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Nokia 6630 stuck up my ass.
    so you're the goal scoring midfielder.
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  7. 04-26-2006, 09:30 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Particle
    see my avatar

    ...plus a few bolts and plates in my jaw/face
    we can rebuild him.... faster, stronger...


    you are either very accident prone or just very rad. maybe a combo of both?



    Just a couple bits of metal in my left knee from 2 acl surgeries for me.
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  8. 04-26-2006, 09:31 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Nokia 6630 stuck up my ass.
    The penis-pump didn't work out, then?

    As for me, and these ex vivo parts are all long gone, but I once sported screws in left elbow from football and pins in left index finger from construction.
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  9. 04-26-2006, 09:38 AM #9
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  11. 04-26-2006, 09:43 AM #11
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  12. 04-26-2006, 09:46 AM #12
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    a piece of graphite from a pencil has been visibly stuck in my palm for over five years.
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  13. 04-26-2006, 09:50 AM #13
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    Screws in my knee have been removed. Had a brake lever in my leg for a couple of minutes once but now it's just a dent. Would like to install a more reliable bullshit detector.
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  14. 04-26-2006, 09:57 AM #14
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    Paging lhs, paging lhs...please report to the nearest scanner.

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  15. 04-26-2006, 10:03 AM #15
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    3 big ass titanium screws in my right knee from a tib plateau fracture. They'll probably never leave.
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    Cut happy docs.....fuck em'

    I just broke my wrist and they were like, 'Plates and screws" I said nope, try setting it again because I don't want anything foreign especially metal in me. The five people with wrist surgery that I know all have Frankenstein style scars plus less than full functionality.

    Today...I beat the Docs. I'm looking natural with full functionality on the way.
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  18. 04-26-2006, 10:18 AM #18
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    Just last week, the doc lost a latex glove up my ass. The odd part was that he had both hands on my shoulders the hole time.
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  20. 04-26-2006, 10:28 AM #20
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    couple of screws in the left knee, some more in the left ankle...

    I've been accused of having my head up my ass...does that count?
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  21. 04-26-2006, 10:30 AM #21
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  22. 04-26-2006, 10:33 AM #22
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    Just the normal ACL-recon screws for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Nokia 6630 stuck up my ass.
    Quick someone phone Roo

    or

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    Plate and 5 screws in my left hand that held my 5th metacarpel together while it healed after I hit that wall.
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