Check Out Our Shop
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 33

Thread: Why does Lan dislike scrunchies?

  1. 04-25-2006, 05:57 PM #1
    danimal's dead
    danimal's dead is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    in ewe
    Posts
    1,285

    Why does Lan dislike scrunchies?

    I think they're hot. And why do you critique every single naked girl that gets posted in here. Lan is a lesbo, a lesbo nurse, sooo hot. But you'd be even hotter in my fantasy if you were wearing a scrunchy. Oh, and nobody cares if they're a real blonde or just a girl with a cheap dye job.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 04-25-2006, 06:41 PM #2
    Telenater's Avatar
    Telenater
    Telenater is offline nATer?
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    Warm, Flat and Dry
    Posts
    3,307
    The blonds... Doesn't really matter.

    Fake red... Just never looks quite right.

    Not that anyone asked me....
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
    -- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 04-25-2006, 10:57 PM #3
    LAN's Avatar
    LAN
    LAN is offline Mile a minute!
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    1,535
    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater
    The blonds... Doesn't really matter.

    Fake red... Just never looks quite right.
    Exactly. It's like dating a man with parachute pants and high top sneakers. Just not quite right.

    Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not a lesbian - although I have been known to check out chicks with my husband.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 04-26-2006, 06:34 AM #4
    RootSkier's Avatar
    RootSkier
    RootSkier is offline Jack A. Orseoff, Esq.
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Making the Bowl Great Again
    Posts
    13,817
    Check out how?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 04-26-2006, 08:57 AM #5
    Viva's Avatar
    Viva
    Viva is offline A very naughty rodent
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    写道
    Posts
    13,607
    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not a lesbian - although I have been known to check out chicks with my husband.
    Does the Scoob ever check out guys with you? I seem to recall you two giving me some looks that one time...
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 04-26-2006, 10:13 AM #6
    LAN's Avatar
    LAN
    LAN is offline Mile a minute!
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    1,535
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    Does the Scoob ever check out guys with you? I seem to recall you two giving me some looks that one time...
    Bwa! I was checking out this guy last night at the Mariners game, and scoober did comment on his driving mocs. I don't think that constitutes a full check out though.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 04-26-2006, 10:35 AM #7
    Steven S. Dallas's Avatar
    Steven S. Dallas
    Steven S. Dallas is offline Aging Badly
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Jack Tone Road
    Posts
    12,735
    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    Exactly. It's like dating a man with parachute pants and high top sneakers. Just not quite right.
    Looks like Spats is out of luck.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 04-26-2006, 11:19 AM #8
    LAN's Avatar
    LAN
    LAN is offline Mile a minute!
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    1,535
    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    Looks like Spats is out of luck.
    I'm not into recumbant cyclists either.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 04-26-2006, 12:16 PM #9
    irul&ublo's Avatar
    irul&ublo
    irul&ublo is offline "The Harmonizer"
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Suckramento
    Posts
    21,975
    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    Bwa! I was checking out this guy last night at the Mariners game, and scoober did comment on his driving mocs. I don't think that constitutes a full check out though.
    Owning driving mocs is metro. Checking them out on another guy is gat. Actually commenting on them is very gary. Scoob has gone to the other side. Don't let him get near Max and his new friend Ethan.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 04-26-2006, 12:33 PM #10
    Woodsy's Avatar
    Woodsy
    Woodsy is offline OG
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Babylon
    Posts
    13,839
    I think LAN dislikes scrunchies because when not in use they look like this (*) which she doesnt like expanded either
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 04-26-2006, 12:44 PM #11
    LAN's Avatar
    LAN
    LAN is offline Mile a minute!
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    1,535
    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo
    Owning driving mocs is metro.
    Being a metrosexual is very in, and will no doubt get you laid!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 04-26-2006, 12:45 PM #12
    LAN's Avatar
    LAN
    LAN is offline Mile a minute!
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    1,535
    Woodsy, we get it - you like getting your dick covered in poo.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 04-26-2006, 12:57 PM #13
    jed peters
    jed peters is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    475
    I remember when leaving a girl leaving her scrunchie in your car was a sign of her "attaching" on to you. Some territorial thing.

    Then another girl would get in and say "who's scrunchie is this?"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 04-26-2006, 12:57 PM #14
    irul&ublo's Avatar
    irul&ublo
    irul&ublo is offline "The Harmonizer"
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Suckramento
    Posts
    21,975
    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    Being a metrosexual is very in, and will no doubt get you laid!
    By some cougar sporting a LesboStrap 9000.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 04-26-2006, 01:03 PM #15
    Telenater's Avatar
    Telenater
    Telenater is offline nATer?
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    Warm, Flat and Dry
    Posts
    3,307
    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    I'm not into recumbant cyclists either.
    Ouch, that hurts.... Don't let Spats define your image of 'bent riders. Some of us make him look good.
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
    -- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 04-26-2006, 01:05 PM #16
    cj001f
    cj001f is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    8,881
    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater
    'bent riders.
    I'm thinking that term may be part of the problem.....
    Elvis has left the building
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 04-26-2006, 01:37 PM #17
    Tippster's Avatar
    Tippster
    Tippster is offline Media Whore
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Stuck in perpetual Meh
    Posts
    35,244
    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    Being a metrosexual is very in, and will no doubt get you laid!
    Ummm, no - Metrosexuality is out again since Ronaldinho shoved Beckham out of the limelight. Jeez, LAN - stay with the times!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 04-26-2006, 02:18 PM #18
    yogachik's Avatar
    yogachik
    yogachik is offline back in the game
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    a few blocks from the beach
    Posts
    2,991
    For the record: I don't like scrunchies either.
    .
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 04-26-2006, 02:25 PM #19
    Woodsy's Avatar
    Woodsy
    Woodsy is offline OG
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Babylon
    Posts
    13,839
    ya know if you take it slow with the right man you might
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 04-26-2006, 03:14 PM #20
    Zeedashbo's Avatar
    Zeedashbo
    Zeedashbo is offline powered by opiates
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    X=Z-BO
    Posts
    3,456
    scrunchies are a sign of laziness. lazy women don't cook. or give head. thus scrunchies are crap.

    as for metro's. i withhold comment until woodsy says exactly what i am thinking.
    god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 04-26-2006, 04:02 PM #21
    LAN's Avatar
    LAN
    LAN is offline Mile a minute!
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    1,535
    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo
    By some cougar sporting a LesboStrap 9000.
    Hey, you're the one that's in love with KQ, not me!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 04-26-2006, 04:08 PM #22
    cj001f
    cj001f is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    8,881
    Quote Originally Posted by Zeedashbo
    scrunchies are a sign of laziness. lazy women don't cook. or give head. thus scrunchies are crap.
    You've never had a chick put her hair up while giving you head?
    Elvis has left the building
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 04-26-2006, 04:13 PM #23
    LAN's Avatar
    LAN
    LAN is offline Mile a minute!
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    1,535
    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    You've never had a chick put her hair up while giving you head?
    Bwa! We're talking scrunchies, not the cheapo Goody hair rubberbands.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 04-26-2006, 04:35 PM #24
    Stone-Free's Avatar
    Stone-Free
    Stone-Free is offline All day long
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Up the Canyon
    Posts
    1,876
    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    Bwa! We're talking scrunchies, not the cheapo Goody hair rubberbands.
    Rubberbands, scrunchies, hair clips, scissors- I dont really care, we're talking head!
    Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 04-26-2006, 07:17 PM #25
    Zeedashbo's Avatar
    Zeedashbo
    Zeedashbo is offline powered by opiates
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    X=Z-BO
    Posts
    3,456
    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    You've never had a chick put her hair up while giving you head?

    isn't that what my hands are for?


    we'll also accept rubber bands or cheapo thingys lan was talking about.
    god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« donating a car | Fly reel help? »

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules