Performance enhancing drugs for skiing?

[minddoc]

I know B. Miller was talking about using EPO, but do you know of people who have used other drugs to enhance their skiing. Human Growth Hormone (HGH), testosterone, ect.

Marijuana does not count

[Cyber Cop]

Marijuana does not count

oh, it counts, dumbass.

[mrw]

This will make you jump higher, ski faster and fuck better


COFFEE ENEMAS

Coffee enemas have been used for years as a critical component for those working hard to stay well. For many, it makes the difference between enjoying life and struggling to function.

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The very last part of the colon, before reaching the rectum, is in an "S" shape and called the sigmoid colon. By the time stool gets to this part of the colon, most nutrients have been absorbed back into the bloodstream. Because the stool contains products of putrefaction at this point, there exists a special circulatory system between the sigmoid colon and the liver. There is a direct communication of veins called the enterohepatic circulation.

Have you ever felt sick just before having a bowel movement, when stool material has just moved into the rectum for elimination? Then, as soon as the material is evacuated, you no longer feel sick? If so, this is due to the toxic quality of the material and the enterohepatic circulation coming into play. Because of this, it is important to evacuate when you have the urge. The rectum should usually be empty.

This circulatory system enables toxin to be sent directly to the liver for detoxification, rather than circulating them through the rest of the body and all of its vital organs including the brain. This system of veins carries rectal / sigmoid toxins directly to the liver for detoxification.

When a coffee enema is used, the caffeine from the coffee is preferentially absorbed into this system and goes directly to the liver where it becomes a very strong detoxicant. The coffee does not go into the systemic circulation, unless the enema procedure is done improperly.

It is the liver and small bowel that neutralize the most common tissue toxins: polyamines, ammonia and electrophiles. These detoxification systems are enhanced by the coffee enema. Physiological Chemistry and Physics has stated that "caffeine enemas cause dilation of bile ducts, which facilitates excretion of toxic cancer breakdown products by the liver and dialysis of toxic products across the colonic wall." Many people have noted the paradoxical calming effect of coffee enemas.

In addition to increased detoxification, other compounds in the coffee enema (theophylline and theobromine) dilate blood vessels and counter inflammation of the gut. Finally, the fluid of the enema stimulates peristalsis and the removal of diluted toxic bile from the duodenum and out through the rectum.

You will need the following materials:

An enema bag or bucket, preferably one of clear plastic that you can see through.
A large stainless steel cooking pot.
Organic coffee or Folgers (red can) fully caffeinated, drip grind coffee.
A source of uncontaminated water. Chlorinated water should be boiled for 10 minutes.
The “see through” enema bag/bucket is preferable, but an old-fashioned type that doubles as a hot water bottle can be used although it is hard to tell how much of the enema is used at each pass. Do not use any bag with a strong odor to it.

Procedure
Put a little over 1 quart of clean water in a pan and bring it to a boil. Add 2 flat tablespoons of coffee (or the coffee amount that has been prescribed for you). Let it continue to boil for five minutes, then turn the stove off, leaving the pan on the hot burner.

Allow it to cool down to a very comfortable, tepid temperature. Test with your finger. It is safer to have it too cold than too warm. CAUTION: never use it any hotter than what your immersed finger can easily tolerate.

Next, carry your pan or pot and lay an old towel on the floor (or your bed if you are careful and know you won't spill. For safety, a piece of plastic can be placed under the towel). If you don't use an old towel, you will soon have one since coffee stains permanently! Use another bunch of towels, if you want, as a pillow and bring along some appropriately relaxing literature. Pour the coffee from the pan into the enema bucket without getting the coffee grounds in the cup. You may prefer to use an intermediate container with a pour spout when going from the pan to the enema bucket. Do not use a paper filter to strain the grounds. Put your enema bag in the sink with the catheter clamped closed.

Pour the coffee into the enema bag. Loosen the clamp to allow the coffee to run out to the end of the catheter tip and reclamp the bag when all the air has been removed from the enema tubing. Use a coat hanger to hang the enema bag at least two feet above the floor; on a door knob or towel rack. The bucket can rest on a chair, shelf or be held. Do not hang it high, as on a shower head, because it will be too forceful and the hose won't reach. It should flow very gently into the rectum and distal sigmoid colon only; this is not a high enema or colonic. Allowing it to go well up into the colon may introduce caffeine into the general circulation as though you had taken it by mouth.

Lie down on the floor on your back or right side and gently insert the catheter. If you need lubrication, food grade vegetable oil such as olive oil, a vitamin E capsule, or KY jelly should be fine, unless you are chemically sensitive. It is generally a good idea to avoid petroleum products. Gently insert the tube into the rectum a few inches and then release the clamp and let the first 1/2 of the quart (1/2 liter; 2 cups) of coffee flow in. Clamp the tubing off as soon as there is the slightest amount of discomfort or fullness. Do not change position or use an incline board to cause the enema to enter further into the colon; this defeats the purpose of this type of enema.

Try to retain the enema for a minimum of 12 or more minutes. Sometimes there will be an immediate urgency to get rid of it and that is fine. It helps to clean the stool out of the colon so that next time around you can hold more of the enema longer. Never force yourself to retain it if you feel that you can't. When you have clamped the tubing, remove the catheter tip and void when you have to. It is best to hold it for at least 12 minutes each time. After you have emptied the bowel, proceed with the remaining 1/2 quart and likewise hold that for at least 12 minutes, if able, then void.

The goal is to have two enemas, not exceeding 1/2 a quart (1/2 liter, 2 cups) each, that you are able to hold for 12 to 15 minutes each. Usually 2 or 3 times will use up all of the enema, but that is not your goal; being able to hold it in for 12 to 15 minutes is. When you have finished your session, rinse out the bag and hang it up to dry. Periodically run boiling water, peroxide, or other comparable antimicrobial agent through the empty bag to discourage mold growth when not in use.

If you feel wired or hyper, or have palpitations or irregular heartbeats after a coffee enema, you should reduce the amount of coffee, usually by half for a few days or weeks, or consider that you really need organic coffee. Be sure that the water used is clean and free of chemicals.

Sometimes you will hear or feel a squirting out and emptying of the gallbladder. This occurs under the right rib cage, or sometimes more closely to the mid line. If after a week of daily enemas you have never felt or heard the gall bladder release, you should consider making the coffee stronger, going up in 1/2 tablespoon increments per quart, not exceeding 2 tablespoons per cup. Alternatively, you may need a slightly larger volume, such as 3 cups at a time. Sometimes, 3 enemas (2 cups or less each) rather than two at a session are more beneficial for some.

Always discontinue the enemas if there is any adverse reaction whatsoever, and discuss it with the doctor at your next appointment. If you find the enema helpful, do not use it more than once per day for any extended period without medical supervision. Use it as necessary, perhaps several days in a row, but more commonly a few times per week.

[MOHSHSIHd]

PBR, Skol, Black Velvet

[skiing-in-jackson]

Caffene- not an enema either. Good 'ole Latte or Cup O' Joe.

In the younger more wild days- weed. I knew a dude who did all sorts of crazy sh!t on shrooms.

[erica_z]

This will make you jump higher, ski faster and fuck better


COFFEE ENEMAS

dude, that's just wrong. *insert barfing smiley here*

[Below Zero]

Redbull injected straight into your eyeballs does help

Oh, and of course good ole Meth.

[WWCD]

Ah Meth. The things I used to do on that. Best 8 yrs of my life.

The best stuff is in NW WY. That's why all the best skiers are in Jackson. Look it up, it's the truth. www.yahoo.com

[SquawMan]

isn't there drug testing of FIS athletes???

there was a funny story on 60 Minutes last Sunday on older people taking HGH and steroids to stay young

I've been around friends on steroids my whole life, so I've seen the effects first hand (the good and the bad)

too many of those who start get so addicted they can't stop

[splat]

Try some of this:

http://www.adventurefilmworks.com/videos.html

Dwanis has the best medicine.

[Cyber Cop]

I've been around boyfriends on steroids my whole life, so I've seen the effects of violent fisting first hand (the good and the bad)

12345678 12345678 12345678, just keep counting.

[KillingCokes]

So I guess if Barry Bonds could ski he'd rip some rad heli lines

[smolakian]

You might be surprised how zen-like skiing on acid can be!...I'm not kidding...

[couloirman]

on late night touring starts with no sleep, i always take an adderall at the trailhead. Then, smoke as much pot as possible all day. It makes you act like youre in as good shape as you wish you were, then by the time you get to the to top, you can feel your heartbeat in your eyeballs

[minddoc]

I've been around friends on steroids my whole life, so I've seen the effects first hand (the good and the bad)

Do they go skiing with you?

[SquawMan]

Do they go skiing with you?

I'm not on any and I wouldn't advise anyone to be on them for one simple reason: most illegal steroid dealers get theirs from the black market (ie. Mexico) and at least 50% are generic copies with fake labels and NOT the real thing

it's like playing Russian roulette....one day you'll get a tainted version and not even know it until it's too late

don't mess with them

[minddoc]

I'm not on any and I wouldn't advise anyone to be on them for one simple reason: most illegal steroid dealers get theirs from the black market (ie. Mexico) and at least 50% are generic copies with fake labels and NOT the real thing

it's like playing Russian roulette....one day you'll get a tainted version and not even know it until it's too late

don't mess with them

I am only doing some research on them, not using.

[SquawMan]

I am only doing some research on them, not using.

good man

most of the Mexican "labs" that make copies of them for sale in the US are not even close to being sterile or sanitary so kids buying steroids in gyms are taking a huge risk with their health (ie. death via infection or liver damage from bogus formulations)

PM me if you want to talk offline

[FrankZappa]

You might be surprised how zen-like skiing on acid can be!...I'm not kidding...

or mescaline...

[bklyn]

Sportlegs.

[Max Gosey]

Sportlegs.

Roger. Could have been the bionic training I did for several months before the JH trip, but I noticed MUCH less soreness with this stuff.

Placebo or not, it worked.

[Johnny Gunn]

I tryed L-Glutamine this winter, to increase the speed of muscle recovery.

And I think it helped, or maybe it was just the vodka that helped.

[TurxSki]

!! Ibuprofen !! duh !

mrw, I didn't, and I don't think anyone else will, read all that wordy bs. Is it supposed to be funny or summat

[DemonInomeD]

Redbull injected straight into your eyeballs does help

Oh, and of course good ole Meth.

How about a Redbull Enema?

[weibo]

Seriously mushrooms are the ticket, unreal snow feel. Just don't stare at the snow fencing on your way up the lift that will really mess you up.