The Chronicles of Max and Cool Ethan (NSR)

**RootSkier** · 04-23-2006, 05:43 PM

So when is Renee going to post in this thread?

**Max Gosey** · 04-23-2006, 05:44 PM

Probably soon.

I would delete it for that purpose, as it took a turn in totally the wrong direction, but I think I have been violated enough.

**leroy jenkins** · 04-23-2006, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

make sure and tell her that you don't have sex with women and that your last date was with a dude.

Shit, Blurred is probably being sarcastic, but this is great advice. The girls will be all over Max in a heartbeat.

God this thread is funny. Thank you max, thank you.

A bit of advice, I think you are just a little too nice and niave. You need to grow some balls and be able to be rude to people, and you need to realize that not everyone you meet is as nice and freindly (and sane) as you are. There are some fucking wierdos out there.

Will some of the front range maggots please take Max out and help him start some fights or something? I think it would do him some good. And post a TR of later.

**Max Gosey** · 04-23-2006, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

Shit, Blurred is probably being sarcastic, but this is great advice. The girls will be all over Max in a heartbeat.

God this thread is funny. Thank you max, thank you.

A bit of advice, I think you are just a little too nice and niave. You need to grow some balls and be able to be rude to people, and you need to realize that not everyone you meet is as nice and freindly (and sane) as you are. There are some fucking wierdos out there.

Will some of the front range maggots please take Max out and help him start some fights or something? I think it would do him some good. And post a TR of later.

What's best for fighting? Whiskey? Or just Saturday Night (the night I like)? And if we can get it to work... anyone got a headcam?

People I know tell me I have no compassion... strange.

The no-sex tactic seemed more effective than not when I was actively seeking women in the fall. Tell them you're completely disinterested in sex and they will want to get closer, from what I saw in that brief period.

**yogachik** · 04-23-2006, 06:52 PM

heh. Spoons.

Max, you don't HAVE to respond to every single post - sometimes, it's best to just keep quiet. Although, then this thread wouldn't be as interesting, and the whole thing is really very bizarre. But well worth it, if only for Roo's story.

**Toby** · 04-23-2006, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by Max Gosey

The no-sex tactic seemed more effective than not when I was actively seeking women in the fall.

So you only hooked up with the R-person in the fall and based on that short relationship time you have an exclusivity clause? Wow.

**m1e448** · 04-23-2006, 10:23 PM

Hey Max,

Hook up with a girl named Kaitlin McGee. She'll take you skiing and then some and teach you some park skills while she is at it. She shouldn't be too hard to find if you are going to the right parties.

Squatch · 04-23-2006, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by powwrangler

Hey Max,

Hook up with a girl named Kaitlin McGee. She'll take you skiing and then some and teach you some park skills while she is at it. She shouldn't be too hard to find if you are going to the right parties.

^
another reason to join the freeride team max

**Max Gosey's Subconscious** · 04-23-2006, 11:12 PM

Don't make me say I told you so.

**Max Gosey** · 04-23-2006, 11:20 PM

Toby, this is none of your concern. (Good point, Lone Star).

Squatch... what's the deal on that? How bout a link to a website? Not for the purpose of soliciting ass but for the purpose of getting better at skiing.

**mojorisin** · 04-23-2006, 11:50 PM

Better at skiing? Fuck Max, take a lesson, or something. I'd be all over that for ass first, skiing second. Think about it, when skiing's over, there's always the ass - that shit does NOT require snow

**Lone Star** · 04-24-2006, 12:20 AM

i like how you quote the offending statements which you wish to be deleted/retracted/left unsaid.

**Toby** · 04-24-2006, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by Max Gosey

Toby, this is none of your concern.

Max, I decide what I will and won't say, not you. You made the Renee TR thread and the should-I-tell-Renee thread everyone's concern by posting them. This isn't your playground - if I want to comment I will. I don't really care if it pisses you off. I know you idolise Brett, so maybe you can get a few lessons from him on how to grow a thicker skin and play on the internet. But keep up the good work. You provide some of the best laughs on this forum, albeit unintentional.

**SimonInAustralia** · 04-24-2006, 01:18 AM

Once you mention it on an internet forum, it's fair game...the internet is public, if you want something kept private, don't mention it on the internet...duh!!!

**RootSkier** · 04-24-2006, 09:46 AM

Trying...very....hard...to....not....post....NSFW. ....picture

**irul&ublo** · 04-24-2006, 09:58 AM

Have you recently developed a liking for Broadway show tunes? "Will & Grace" re-runs? Been watching a lot of figure skating?

**Steven S. Dallas** · 04-24-2006, 10:22 AM

I've heard of gayer things.

Wait. No. No, I haven't.

**m1e448** · 04-24-2006, 10:37 AM

by "and then some" I meant more of smoke you up, but you never know.

**Tippster** · 04-24-2006, 10:42 AM

**Ethan Cool** · 04-24-2006, 10:51 AM

Max, you two faced little bitch. You rub your foot on my calf at the chophouse now you act like I'm the one with a problem. Talk to me when you have it figured out you little flamer.

**CantDog** · 04-24-2006, 11:04 AM

Let me guess, you sing 'tiny dancer' when you are in the shower.

**Tippster** · 04-24-2006, 11:07 AM

He worships Liza Minelli.

**CantDog** · 04-24-2006, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

He worships Liza Minelli.

Actually, Liza Minelli wants to marry him. And we all know what kind of men Liza Minelli is attracted to.

**Max Gosey** · 04-24-2006, 02:15 PM

Yes, yes, all of the above are true. Except for Will & Grace. That show fucking sucks. Not funny.

I also like Coldplay...

This is a very funny thread

Rootskier: post that shit. Err, maybe don't. It might be a naked girl. Ewwww! (But seriously, post it; I'm curious to see what you are debating.)

I dig because I care. And because I think this shit is freakin' hilarious.