The Chronicles of Max and Cool Ethan (NSR)

[freshies]

dude, you-are-killing-me..you are in frickin' Boulder for God's sake, the best possible place on earth to be a freshman in college! Just get out, go to some parties, some bars, kick it on the mall, join some intermural sports, go skiing, date some hot chics, GET OFF THE FACKIN COMPUTER AND LIVE LIFE, BABY!

[homerjay]

dude, you-are-killing-me..you are in frickin' Boulder for God's sake, the best possible place on earth to be a freshman in college! Just get out, go to some parties, some bars, kick it on the mall, join some intermural sports, go skiing, date some hot chics, GET OFF THE FACKIN COMPUTER AND LIVE LIFE, BABY!

Seriously, when I was in college we met people the old fashioned way....with drugs and booze.

Max, I think you need to break up with him...it may be tough at first, but it's probably best for both of you.

[CantDog]

I got to "I met a kid on facebook" and immediately I decided that max is indeed, gay. The rest of the thread verified that.

[Max Gosey]

So Max> if youre not gay< WHY ARE YOU DATING DUDES?

I've got a date with some hot chick on Saturday. Chill out, dude.

Freshies, the first time I have had fun at a party in Boulder was last Friday. Probably because something is wrong with me. But I have promised to go out and try to have fun. And you may have forgotten that my neck has been broken all semester, which puts a SCREECHING halt on a lot of things.

Frisbee on Sewall beach is always nice, though.

HJ: I can't. I just need him so badly. hahahaha

[lemon boy]

I've got a date with some hot dude on Saturday. Chill out, chick.

I thought you broke up with Ethan?

What about Renee dude? Did I miss you guys deciding to see other people? And if so, what have you decided to do with your virginity? If you still have a foreskin my advice is to use a jimmy hat or make sure there is an appropriate amount of lubricants involved.

[soul_skier]

facebook is just bad news

[Cyber Cop]

facebook is just bad news

I guess you know Ethan too?

[Blurred]

I've got a date with some hot chick on Saturday. Chill out, dude.

make sure and tell her that you don't have sex with women and that your last date was with a dude.

[Cyber Cop]

make sure and tell her that you don't have sex with women and that your last date was with a dude.

...and wear your headgear with helmetcam.

[funkendrenchman]

Summit laughed when he heard of this, so I figured I would share it in hopes you all would do the same. Those who have seen the movie Slackers will appreciate this particularly, as Cool Ethan was like a PERFECT description of this kid.

I met a kid on Facebook several weeks back (Squatch, check out Bryan in my skiers' group) who left me a funny comment, and I asked him about his skis. We became facebook buddies (bwa!) and had arranged to hang out and watch ski movies. I brought Sinners to Bear Creek and watched it with him (but he talked through most of it = ). Turns out that he is a transfer student from Maine and is probably as all about Sunday River as I am about skiing in general. The kid rants on and on about it to the point of annoyance, but being the tolerant person I am, I put up with it and smile.

His three roommates have moved out/been kicked out for a dispute with him and are living together somewhere else by the time I get to Bear Creek. The apartment is BARREN, as they have moved out within the past few days. Pretty eerie.

I hear his life story within about an hour of meeting the kid (which freaked me out a little, but I'm being tolerant). He used to be some high-ranking DH racer, so I figure I can probably profit from skiing with this kid and plan to do just that in the fall--despite the fact that I am the second or third guy this kid has met/hung out with since he has gotten to CO (~2-3 months). The fact that he overtly sings songs about his cat Tootsie, thinks he looks better with a popped collar, and apologizes about every 45 seconds for being annoying (which is much more annoying than what he's saying) may contribute to this.

Okay, he is already annoying me by this point in the thread.

[Tippster]

..Frisbee on Sewall beach is always nice, though.

All those hardbodied little college boys to ogle, huh?

Seriously this is the strangest thread. I may have laughed too had you told me - nervous laughter..... "I'd never tell anyone else this" laughter....

[warthog]

Seriously, when I was in college we met people the old fashioned way....with drugs and booze.

No shit. Freshman year was easy. The hard part was making new friends sophomore year, because all your freshman year friends failed out.


Not entirely my experience, but close. I think 3 or 4 of them survived the cut.

[Max Gosey]

I thought you broke up with Ethan?

What about Renee dude? Did I miss you guys deciding to see other people? And if so, what have you decided to do with your virginity? If you still have a foreskin my advice is to use a jimmy hat or make sure there is an appropriate amount of lubricants involved.

Insult the fuck out of me, but I'm asking you nicely not to mention Renee. She is none of the business of this board. So please just keep her name and all references to her out of your posts here. I fucked up a while back by mentioning her and she has asked me never to do that again. So... sorry for the serious hijack, but it needed to be said.

Blurred... I will talk to you on a more personal level about this matter, perhaps.

I tried the helmetcam on the headgear, and it just didn't work. Kept throwing my teeth all out of alignment. I even put it on switch so that when I'm taking it in der poopenhausen I can reenact it later. And damnit, the college boys aren't nearly hardbodied enough. What has the world come to?

(Seriously though, my jaw dropped like 5989482 times when it was 82 degrees that one day. So many boobies and so much platinum blonde hair. But so few souls...)

Hooray, the thread turned a little funny.

And warthog: I have a place to party next year with the kids from my floor... who will have a WALLABY named Sir Dingles. I look forward to that enthusiastically. I shall perhaps battle the wallaby. And THEN I can retry the headcam on the helmetgear.

[upallnight]

make sure and tell her that you don't have sex with women and that your last date was with a dude.

oh jeezus...this is quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever read on TGR. it made me laugh so hard that i was in pain for my knee shaking.

sorry.

[Max Gosey]

I think I've paid enough for my mistake with her. So just exercise a little kindness. Please.

[Squatch]

i think i'm going to pass on "checking him out." it really didn't seem to work too well for you.

[Max Gosey]

i think i'm going to pass on "checking him out." it really didn't seem to work too well for you.

That may be more than a little wise.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! (Where did that picture come from?)

Finding bitches is not hard. Finding women is more difficult. But I'm in the process.

[iggyskier]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That story is hilarious.

and seriously....you ARE in Boulder. It can't be that hard to find a bitch.

Oh, and......


Like I said...sorry max

[pointedem]

max,

this is the single wierdest thing I have read on the TGR board, homosexual or otherwise.

[teleee]

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
make sure and tell her that you don't have sex with women and that your last date was with a dude.


oh jeezus...this is quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever read on TGR. it made me laugh so hard that i was in pain for my knee shaking.

sorry.

My exact same reaction - Blurred that is some funny shit there!

[PNWbrit]

Iggyskier - my vote for funniest post ever

Max - if you don't want your personal life ridiculed here then stop posting about every single fucking thing that happens to you. Won't you ever learn? We've had details of your high school , home town, home work, parents, family, girlfriends and now experiments with homsexuality.

Please give us a break.

[Blurred]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That story is hilarious.

and seriously....you ARE in Boulder. It can't be that hard to find a bitch.

Oh, and......


Like I said...sorry max

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MarsB]

Reading about Marshall made Max's apparent rejection of my facebook request sting that much more. WHAT'S WRONG with ME, MAX?!!!! We could have had something together... sniff...

[Max Gosey]

Iggyskier - my vote for funniest post ever

Max - if you don't want your personal life ridiculed here then stop posting about every single fucking thing that happens to you. Won't you ever learn? We've had details of your high school , home town, home work, parents, family, girlfriends and now experiments with homsexuality.

Please give us a break.

No more. Just thought this one was particularly funny. You have my word. (and I didn't even consider that other people could be brought into this)

I have no idea what your post means, MarsB, but it sounds cool.

Iggy, that really is some funny shit, man. I haven't laughed that hard (sober) in several weeks.

[72Twenty]

I dated a lesbian once. But I'm a dude. And she was straight when I met her. She turned lesbian when I was dating her. I still got some though.

Fuck yeah!