Barf

[Schmear]

My son (1.5 years old) is barfing and wants nothing more than to sleep on my shoulder (except when he wakes up to vomit, partially on me).

So how is your day?

[SkiCougar]

i feel your pain. i used to let the dog sleep on my chest until he vomited on it. he lost all access to eating bacon for that.

[iceman]

Dude, get some Emetrol, that stuff works.

My day is fine, thanks for asking.

[lemon boy]

This morning I backed my truck into a tree fast enough to bend the shit out of my bumper.

[alto]

I valet park, we work for tips. I made $6 dollars last night.

[Viva]

I'm shortly having lunch with an ex GF-MILF in Del Mar. It's about 75 degrees, sunny, and we'll have outside seating with an ocean view.

I hope she doesn't puke on me.

[lemon boy]

I'm shortly having lunch with an ex GF-MILF in Del Mar. It's about 75 degrees, sunny, and we'll have outside seating with an ocean view.

I hope she pukes on me.

FREAK!


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[SimonInAustralia]

My boss is a fuckwit, and is making my work life miserable.

[iceman]

I flew over Canberra the other day, I waved.

[Andy_B]

I got a new bike today. But I have no way to get it back to my house until Friday night. That, and my thumb nail is not looking to hot. I smashed the crap out of it in January while working on a FKS180.


edit: cuz i spelz gud

[rideit]

I just hiked glory bowl, really really slowly. I could have puked, but did not.

[Baconzoo]

Schmear, my two year old is doing the same for her third day. Two tsp of water every ten minutes, that's all. On our second day we held down bread, bananas, or apple sauce. Today we're back to two tsp of water every ten minutes. They want to see her in the ER

I was just about to post a new thread with my advice for today:

Go Get Happy!

[Grange]

I just ate an apple and have piece of the skin stuck between my teeth. Then I'm going to the gym and then I'll continue training my dog to handle on blind retrieves.

[Schmear]

Just changed my shirt....again. This bug is nasty. Thanks for the commiseration, BZ.

[sar13]

I'm leaving for a bachelor party in Cabo tomorrow at 5 am

Not sure how that helps anyone else but I'm psyched!

Also, my 3 month old daught didn't sleep at all last night, but at least she is darn cute, even at 4 am.

[Mybad!]

I owe CU 4300. I dropped to many classes due to the heavy snowfall in early winter. I didn't read the fineprint and fucked myself good! I got the bill and it quit snowing. No puking...yet. It snows and I get totally irresponsible...they say.

[SimonInAustralia]

I flew over Canberra the other day, I waved.

Which day? You flying Melbourne-Sydney? Commercial or Private?

I was out mountain bike riding in the national park the other day, looking up at the planes way up in the sky, wondering where people were going.