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  1. #326
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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    You're wrong. Now get the fuck outta Denver.





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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeHeelin View Post

    To answer your question, I do not fear any legal act, so long as there is consent. Since animals cannot give consent I cannot condone the action. If the animal could speak and he/she said he/she does not mind being nailed by a human, what should I care?
    Yeah, I bet you'd fuck a goat if it was legal. You're probably fucking goats anyway. I bet you have sex with your sister and mom since that's legal and they're consenting. I know, I know, call me an incestaphobe now.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    Yeah, I bet you'd fuck a goat if it was legal. You're probably fucking goats anyway. I bet you have sex with your sister and mom since that's legal and they're consenting. I know, I know, call me an incestaphobe now.........
    Nope - Gotamas are not for me - they're too trendy! Plus, I am too busy with drugs and skiing to be bothered with boning, and I am gay, remember.

    Oh, and as for you bashing my moms & sis - nice try, but your opinion and thoughts mean squat. However, I will pass on your best wishes to the kind 90yo when I go to visit her in the hospital.

    I have perfect vision, unlike you, but what is clear is that you are running the white-is-right attitude, thusly yammering on with somebody with boner for puritanism make no sense. But do continue as it helps me pass the time.
    Last edited by FreeHeelin; 11-27-2006 at 03:40 PM.
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  4. #329
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    Was this ever really settled?

    I think hating Moguls and Markers should be enough.

    How did this get to 11 pages?
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeHeelin View Post
    Nope - Gotamas are not for me - they're too trendy! Plus, I am too busy with drugs and skiing to be bothered with boning, and I am gay, remember.

    Oh, and as for you bashing my moms & sis - nice try, but your opinion and thoughts mean squat. However, I will pass on your best wishes to the kind 90yo when I go to visit her in the hospital.

    I have perfect vision, unlike you, but what is clear is that you are running the white-is-right attitude, thusly yammering on with somebody with boner for puritanism make no sense. But do continue as it helps me pass the time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post

    How did this get to 11 pages?
    Cuz of posts like these last two?
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    is blurred still a maggot
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
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    Funny as hell as I was wondering where he has been as well as Jongslaughter...

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    blurred the biggest baller around

    those sbarro slices so tasty
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    Heard he died trying to put out a forest fire with a garden hose. RIP.
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    is blurred still a maggot
    sounds like a philosophical question

    he still hates markers, bumps, and skis with other mags...
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Blurred popped in with a Dynafit question not long ago.

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    Nope. Dead.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Nope. Dead.
    From dynafits?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    I walked up to him in Tokyo and said "hey didn't I sell you a boat a few years ago?". We had a laugh. True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soylent green View Post
    I walked up to him in Tokyo and said "hey didn't I sell you a boat a few years ago?". We had a laugh. True story.
    He used it last week.

    Want to run Deckers for old times sake?
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Lots of the old CO crew is missed by me. They posted up absurdity, teh laughz and some great photos. Where are you Kansas Boarder and Shera?
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    I'd run that with you again. I've been boating a bit this year. I didn't get to boat at all last year.

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