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    How core are you?

    Im so core i board in only a wifebeater and a speedo, and i smoke cuban cigars while hucking 60 footers into flat landings



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    BLINDFOLDED!!!




    how core are you?

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    I'm so core I wax my perineum.
    You are what you eat.
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    There's no such thing as bad snow, just shitty skiers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver
    I'm so core I wax my perenium.
    Perineum? Edit: I'm lysdexic.

    I'm so core, I ski in only a bathrobe, reading the newspaper and shaving with a dull razor [/JH].
    Days on snow 06-07: 3
    Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24

    "Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.

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    My attention span is too short for that shit.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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    ouch

    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver
    I'm so core I wax my perineum.
    thats dedication right thur.



    I'm not core. I swore off being core by the time I left Devore...you whore.

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    I wouldn't say wood or carbon/kevlar core, maybe more of a foam core.
    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Well, I'm not allowed to delete this post, but, I can say, go fuck yourselves, everybody!

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    corn-nuts

    "I'd sell my pussy for crack" was my motto for about ten years. Translated: I'll do anything to ride the goods.
    Last edited by Baconzoo; 04-18-2006 at 02:42 PM.

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    What, like, out of ten?

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm about i.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    I'm so core I style my taint hair. Whattya got now, Beaver?

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    im so core i ride on two monoskis

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    I can divide by zero.
    SLOWER TRAFFIC
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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-smear
    I'm so core I style my taint hair. Whattya got now, Beaver?
    Please do not post pics.

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    I can jerk off...with my foot.

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    Im so core I pimp bitches from my 2 way while hittin a mandatory air backwards.

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    I'm so core apples are jealous.

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    im so core i hanglide with my eyelids

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD
    I'm so core apples are jealous.

    dirty, corny, but truly core

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    I wear these.

    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    I'm so core, when I hit a rock on my skis, I give myself a shot.

    I'm so core I live in the middle of an apple.

    I'm so core I returned myself to auto-zone for a deposit.

    I'm so core they made a movie about the last time I exposed myself.

    It's called "the China Syndrome".
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow, flying through the air

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    Grandma Core

    http://oghc.blogspot.com/

    wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    I wear these.

    gotta link, cause I have to have one of these. Classic.
    .....Visit my website. .....

    "a yin without a yang"

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    I am soft core, so I am doing all sorts of sweet shit you just cant see my wang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evmo
    I am soft core, so I am doing all sorts of sweet shit you just cant see my wang.
    winner on many different levels

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    I'm so core, the Marines look to me for inspiration.

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