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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD
    ...bit off my arm. If that isn't core enough I'm thinking about also biting off both legs and changing my name to Matt.
    ...then go for a swim and change your name to Bob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plakespear
    I'm so core that Chuck Norris begs me to fuck his wife on a regular basis.
    Dude, she's in her 70s. I don't think that's called core. Some sort of fetish, maybe, but not core.
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    im so core, drunk posts make an ass out of themselves by taling about me


    note: took 5 iunutes to type that rightm

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    I'm so core I straightline barefoot........dragging a screaming chuck norris...............by his hair.........switch..............to the road........and cross it.
    No, the real point is, I don't give a damn
    - Carl

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    Im so core, i wear crampons and go on belay just to go to sleep at night.

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    I wear the same underpants for a week.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    If you were truly core, you would turn them inside out for week two.
    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Well, I'm not allowed to delete this post, but, I can say, go fuck yourselves, everybody!

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    I am not as core as my puppy.



    How badass is that.

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    my dog looks like a fiary when we put booties on him cause he wont run right

    those are extremely funny


    and to add

    im so core, on 420, weed smokes me

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    Yeah, I love watching her walk in those things, she kind of drags her hind legs when she runs, it is really wierd.
    The harness is great though, in slot canyons, you can just pick her up like a lunch box, and pass her up or down dropoffs. I even lowered her off a ten footish downclimb with webbing.

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    on a scale of 1 to 2, I'm a 1.
    Old's Cool.

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    i'm so core, chuck norris caught me banging his wife, and asked for my autograph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humble
    my dog looks like a fiary when we put booties on him cause he wont run right

    those are extremely funny


    and to add

    im so core, on 420, weed smokes me
    "fairies wears boots" ha?
    Points on their own sitting way up high

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    no its how he runs, if i had video you would spit on your screen

    its like an akward prance. back too topic


    im so core that i dont even have to explain myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humble
    Im so core i board in only a wifebeater and a speedo, and i smoke cuban cigars while hucking 60 footers into flat landings



    ...


    ...


    BLINDFOLDED!!!




    how core are you?

    All of that...plus I land on my head while praising Jesus and then ride it switch to the road.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    ............
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    ^^^^^^
    bhwaaaa!!

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    I'm so core that Jesus has a statue of ME on his dashboard.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    I'm so core that Jesus has a statue of ME on his dashboard.

    !!!! that got an audible laugh

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    hahahaha i'm so core, chuck norris said he would kick his own ass to save me the trouble

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    I'm so core I realize Chuck Norris jokes are retarded.
    Elvis has left the building

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    I'm so core, I used to be in a TV show with a black talking Firebird named KIT.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    i am so core i file a flight plan before a day of skiing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy_B
    And I had to walk out of a meeting because of that one.

    That's core.

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