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  1. 04-04-2006, 11:25 AM #26
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    "Yeah, they call 'em 'beater' cords. The woman in the pro - uh, I mean ski shop told me it is because they 'beat' the cost of buying a new ski. You should get some too Al, I personally won't ski off trail without my beater cords again."
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  2. 04-04-2006, 12:48 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    I can't believe you guys are ripping on this dude. The guy is obviously hiking for turns and skiing pow, rather than wearing a Bogner and shouting on his cell Phone on a bench in Mid-Vail. I don't get the Epic-Hate at all costs.
    You, sir, continue to drag this board down to new levels of pussification.

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  3. 04-04-2006, 01:52 PM #28
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    Fuck you, douchebag. Don't you have some gear maker's fart to catch? Some little girls to impress with your prowess? A wife to knock up?





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  4. 04-04-2006, 02:52 PM #29
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  5. 04-04-2006, 03:07 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier
    Somehow I am guessing that guy doesn't tip very well.
    You must be right....you guessed it twice.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Dude drives some nice cars

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    Hangs with some interesting people

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    And has a hot wife

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    and drives like Roo

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  7. 04-04-2006, 03:08 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo


    "I love the cock."
    That's not bakerboy.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warthog
    You will notice that I am a rich man, a man of means,
    yet still, I am a man who skis the extremes.

    I ski at Deer Valley and drink Cristal.
    See those mountains over there? I've skied them all.

    When the snow is fallin' and the hot tub is callin'
    I just tie on my powder straps and just start haulin'

    I hope you see that I am better than most guys you will meet in PC bars
    If you need further proof, check out the host site- it proves I drive exotic cars.
    ...and I'm available, now that Stein has taken my wife away.
    Change is good. You go first.
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  9. 04-04-2006, 03:52 PM #34
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    The only thing missin is an Alta sticker. You aint core less you got an Alta sticker
    I think I might have worked w/ this guy he is a good person.
    Damn Stein time for a new face.
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  10. 04-04-2006, 04:02 PM #35
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    If he would ride some fatter planks he'd be a cool dad.
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  11. 04-04-2006, 04:12 PM #36
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    I still like the poem... one of the best
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