Do Mormons really affect you?

[irul&ublo]

This thread has officially imploded. It does no good to battle over belief. I'm not gonna try and force my religion down anyone's throat, and sure not going to feel obligated to defend against ill-founded rumors when I know that the person who wants an answer will not be sueded to believe otherwise whether I give him a legit answer or not. If you want to know more, feel free to pm me. Otherwise-flame on. Oh--and here's a little lightening of the mood. Why is this guy so damn happy?

There's a nice long blow job waiting for him at the bottom of 3000 vert. of fluff?

[Blurred]

Quite simply put:

We all lived before this life as spirits. As spirits awaiting the opportunity to come experiance this mortal life one of our brothers, and CHRIST'S as well, wanted to make himself greater than GOD and not allow us to choose right or wrong in this life. As his punishment for trying to do such he was and never will be allowed to have a body of flesh and blood as we now have. It is he, (Satan) the father of lies who blinds us in this life and will not allow us to feel of our FATHER IN HEAVEN'S love for us.

Marilyn Manson lyrics?

[Schmear]

none listen to the indigo girls or melissa ethridge.

Thank God, because Destiny's Child is where it's at. Just ask BakerBoy.

Grizzle, I thought this thread was pretty civil and informative, but whatever.

[kadeater]

Marilyn Manson lyrics?

don't know cant stand him.

[Yonder_River]

My god, I can't believe I'm posting on this thread.

I'm curious, though, about what mormons believe when it comes to all who lived before Joseph Smith's time. Everyone at that point did not know a thing about Jesus' supposed time on our continent and the rest of the story that goes along with it. Was everyone who ever existed on Earth just misguided before that and, therefore, went to hell? Is it believed that all non-mormons will burn in hell if they don't convert before they die like born-agains do?

I don't believe in heaven and hell as I find them to be pretty selfish concepts, but am just wondering.

[grizzle6]

Thank God, because Destiny's Child is where it's at. Just ask BakerBoy.

Grizzle, I thought this thread was pretty civil and informative, but whatever.

Dude--
It was. Until about a page and a half ago. I can deal with informative discussion,honest curiosity and generally honest inquiries as to things people have heard and what not. As soon as it turns into a pissing match, I'm out.

[skifishbum]

Do mormons ever play frisbee golf? Because the course at Solitude is pretty sweet.

You need dreads, ink or at the least a sixer of wobbly pops to play. Course rules

[skiing-in-jackson]

Dudes, I'm outta here, I can do this at my front door 3x a year.

These guys will debate with you all night...I'm moving on.

[Tippster]

I believe -----

I will go home and have a drink. Maybe 4.

[72Twenty]

You need dreads, ink or at the least a sixer of wobbly pops to play. Course rules

Sweet. I had a sixer of Bud Light and got there too late to take a chair to hole 1, so I hiked up last time I played. I saw a deer and smoked a spleeff off of 7.

[Viva]

Dude--
It was. Until about a page and a half ago. I can deal with informative discussion,honest curiosity and generally honest inquiries as to things people have heard and what not. As soon as it turns into a pissing match, I'm out.

Dood, with that statement, your post count went to 999, which when inverted reads "666". OMG! I knew it- you're doing Satin's work. And probably Velvet's, too.

[kadeater]

My god, I can't believe I'm posting on this thread.

I'm curious, though, about what mormons believe when it comes to all who lived before Joseph Smith's time. Everyone at that point did not know a thing about Jesus' supposed time on our continent and the rest of the story that goes along with it. Was everyone who ever existed on Earth just misguided before that and, therefore, went to hell? Is it believed that all non-mormons will burn in hell if they don't convert before they die like born-agains do?

I don't believe in heaven and hell as I find them to be pretty selfish concepts, but am just wondering.

All those people who have or will live on this earth will have the opportunity to hear the gospel of JESUS CHRIST and accept it or reject it. If it doesn't happen while they are alive on the earth they will have that opportunity before their eternal consingment.

Hell is a fugurative term used merely to mean if you go to hell you will not be in GOD'S presance. All those who choose not to accept the gospel of JESUS will be consinged there but it won't be a giant fire where they will be burning in torment for eternity.

[Endlessseason]

Dood, with that statement, your post count went to 999, which when inverted reads "666". OMG! I knew it- you're doing Satin's work. And probably Velvet's, too.

BAAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAAA! Good catch, Viva! That's hilarious!

[irul&ublo]

Dood, with that statement, your post count went to 999, which when inverted reads "666". OMG! I knew it- you're doing Satin's work. And probably Velvet's, too.

He's been woven into the fabric of a conspiracy.

[Schmear]

Dude--
It was. Until about a page and a half ago. I can deal with informative discussion,honest curiosity and generally honest inquiries as to things people have heard and what not. As soon as it turns into a pissing match, I'm out.

Well I for one am posting honestly. As for the pissing match, what's new?

[Schmear]

He's been woven into the fabric of a conspiracy.

Stop needling. This is a serious thread.

[BakerBoy]

He's been woven into the fabric of a conspiracy.

He already went thru his suede stage... Isn't velvet the 3rd level of Heaven?

and sure not going to feel obligated to defend against ill-founded rumors when I know that the person who wants an answer will not be sueded to believe otherwise whether I give him a legit answer or not.

[ctarmchair]

... Why is this guy so damn happy?

He is engaged in a rythymic activity that also has a broader phrasing dictated by the snow. Very similar to those Mormon hymns I was talking about earlier.

Also similar to long granite routes. And the dervishes at Dead shows a while back. We all are sort of chasing the same groove, even if in different churches.

[Art Shirk]

So no one else finds it curious that JSmith was hangin out with a bunch of dudes who were fed up with bouncing around the country and ready to leave his ass when, behold, the very night before a likely coup, God sets old JS up with a copy of his newest autobiography that happens to state that banging numerous women is godly?

I have been wrong before, but I would actually offend myself if I gave this a moments notice.

[Magnoe]

So no one else finds it curious that JSmith was hangin out with a bunch of dudes who were fed up with bouncing around the country and ready to leave his ass when, behold, the very night before a likely coup, God sets old JS up with a copy of his newest autobiography that happens to state that banging numerous women is godly?

I have been wrong before, but I would actually offend myself if I gave this a moments notice.

Commonlaw,

Maybe you are more than just a pretty face....

[Viva]

Stop needling. This is a serious thread.

Actually, I think we've sewed everything up.

[skifishbum]

Sweet. I had a sixer of Bud Light and got there too late to take a chair to hole 1, so I hiked up last time I played. I saw a deer and smoked a spleeff off of 7.

I quit reading the bible and started puffing right after genisis 1:12.
Yo Grizz i thought your comments/insight were good.
You tried the new beacon park yet? Havin a Beacon and Eggs compation next Sat. You in?? Been practicing found 4 in under 3 min. Personal best. Cause if your buried nobody gives a shit what your religious belives are.

[Art Shirk]

Commonlaw,

Maybe you are more than just a pretty face....

I know I am not the only guy here who refuses to shave, wears goggles even when not skiing and is missing a chromosome.

[bigtrubs]

That's good. I have the KJ version, and I still believe it is a book of God. If you have a more detailed version, great.

The King James Version of the Bible is the same everywhere, and yes, a lot of meaning can be lost since it is written in more of a middle English type of dialect.

In terms of other biblical translations- ones such as the NLT (new living translation) have been translated from the original language in which the books of the Bible were written in an attempt to not lose anything in the translation- the same goes for a number of other translations you can find out there. I have grown up mainly using NLT while others use other translations and it is good to read things from more than one point of view so that if you have trouble understanding one you'll be able to understand the other- and the fundamental aspects of each book has not been lost.

[Cyber Cop]

Mormonism= Celestial Sex Cult

Damn, if you put it that way I'm in.

On a serious note, I do appreciate those who honestly shared their belifs. I grew up Baptist, and a lot of the reason I don't share those belifs anymore is the type of hipocracy that demeans other views and religions. as has been said in this thread, we all believe some crazy shit when you look at it with someone elses eyes. In my experience mormons are as diverse as any other stereotyped group, but some of em are wackjobs, like you guys.