ROBOTS ARE EATING MY FACE.
Or you could come over to my house and I could shove an ice-pick up your nose for free. Roughly the same effect.Originally Posted by bossass
If I want a magazine I can actually read, I'll get GQ or Details.
If I want a magazine with chicks, I'll get one where they actually take their clothes off, not one where they pretend they will.
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
There was an parody ad on the radio for FHM. Something along the lines of "a magazine for guys who want to look at porn but don't want to get caught."
Maxim/FHM = Cosmo for guys
"I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
I think the whole reason Maxim, FHM, and Stuff exist is because of our continued military presence in the Persian Gulf. We've been there forever, we're gonna be there forever, and to avoid offending Arab sensibilities, pornography and alcohol are banned (but killing and torturing them is okay).
So, to get around the issue, and the lack of females there (it's roughly a 20-to-1 ratio there...and YOU spend some time there, 4 months minimum to over a year maximum), the aforementioned magazines are available there at the newsstands or through mail and don't get cut up by Arab censors...
those guys must be making BANK on the whole desert area.
plus horny male teenagers in the US.
Dude,
I think this magazine is a piece of shit, too. I was just passing along a good deal. I'll bet a bunch of people who read this board are subscribers. I, personally, am saving up all magazine monies to renew my New Yorker sub.
ROBOTS ARE EATING MY FACE.
definitely beats buying it on the newsstand...
...and trust me, spend enough time in the desert looking at sun and sand, and you'll buy it on the newsstand too...
Agree it's a good deal if you like the magazine. I just remembered how much I dislike it, that's all.Originally Posted by bossass
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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