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Thread: Line Elizabeth Report

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    Line Elizabeth Report

    This ski rocks. Hit Crystal on a typical day. Heavy fog bank. Blowing snow. Crusted up goggles. Lack of visibility.

    Ripped into the wet, crusty, wind blown, ice balls, death cookie, sloppy, wank, stank and mank. This ski handled it all. Cruising back on the groomer was a blast. Carved some deep railroad tracks. This ski likes to turn. Keep it on edge and you're a happy camper.

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    Thumbs down

    Could you please start a new thread about the Elizabeth's? I think we might need another.
    Last edited by robokill1981; 03-30-2006 at 12:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robokill1981
    Could you please start a new thread about the Elizabeth's? I think we might need another.
    Thank you, Sir. May I have another.

    "OOOOOhhhhhhhhhh, Billy"

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    Is Elizabeth right for me? I ski Summit Central and love the park. I’m 6’ 7” and tip the scales at 280 pounds, in college I was an offensive tackle. Currently, I’m an advanced intermediate, but I’m rapidly getting steezier and sleazier.
    The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne

    Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge

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    So are you going to change your username to Line Elizabeth now?

    Maybe while you're at it you could start another Squad thread too.

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    Yes, Sir. May I have another????

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    172cm 139/110/137 dimensions? That ski is gay. Just my $.02

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    This whole thread is gay. Just my $.02

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    banditxxx is gay
    Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLineSeeker
    172cm 139/110/137 dimensions? That ski is gay. Just my $.02
    I measured the shovel. It is actually 144 mm. 144-110-137?? That rocks dude. Are you kidding me? Try them. You will like them.Trust me.

    I am not gay. At least that is what your mother told me.

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    uggghhhhh
    i want the 30 seconds of my life back i read through this post
    why did I even bother to click on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by pechelman
    uggghhhhh
    i want the 30 seconds of my life back i read through this post
    why did I even bother to click on it
    AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    Because you are the "pecker" man!!


    OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BILLY!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pechelman
    uggghhhhh
    i want the 30 seconds of my life back i read through this post
    why did I even bother to click on it
    You may have your life back when you bow down to the almighty Bandit. The Bandit that shreds the knarl, butters the toast, jibs the meister, and uterally rails the wind blown crust. Give praise

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