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    Caption Contest

    heres one, that should be interesting.
    ‎Preserving farness, nearness presences nearness in nearing that farness

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    "You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick Ooooooohhhh, barra barracuda"

    lame, but thats what popped into my head first
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    As far as his dog is concerned, Nick is most definately not greater than jesus.

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    you best not be looking at my woman!!!!! Now i'm gonna take your dick, next time i'll take your balls!
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    look at how clean my teeth are..

    LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CLEAN MY TEETH ARE BITCH

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    Bark





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    ^we may have winner^
    ‎Preserving farness, nearness presences nearness in nearing that farness

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    See?! I TOLD you his ear wouldn't bleed if we cut it off. Now gimme back my beer.

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    YO DOC! A LITTLE LUBE BEFORE YOU GO THERE!

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    Who put this gay looking harness on me anyway?
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    I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog

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    who said I cannot piss all over the place!

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    Pussy? Where's that pussy!
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    YOU'RE GONNA CUT OFF MY WHAT????!!!!

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    "I am going to chew the arm off of the person who made me wear this fruity harness..."

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