3...2...1....DROPPIN'!!!!!

**splat** · 03-17-2006, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by Geoff

Who the hell are you? What have you done with Superstar Punanni?

We want him back.

Uh, I mean. Holy sheiot, congratulations, Don!
Good job.

Post video of the batchelor party.
Do I hear a bunch of new little punanni's running around soon?
Daddy?

Jesus, I think aliens have taken over SP's computer.
So, are you registered at Ikea?

The old Punani was banned at Ikea for destroying their beds and asking for refunds. I worry about this new Punani. I worry he won't be bustin up as many bars in Cham, wearing the perfect spy disguise in Geneva discos, going into beetle nut siezures in Micronesia, and fighting sharks in Australia. Will the villian be chillin? Don't lose that luster, Pu. You know if it gets rough, I'm down for a road trip.

**flatlander#2** · 03-17-2006, 11:05 PM

This is like when the poundkey password was shared.

**flatlander#2** · 03-17-2006, 11:07 PM

My ten years of experience advice: keep seperate (and sometimes secret) checking accounts, buy a loose man band, knock her up right away and make yourself look like a better, more stable parent. Being a parent is far and away better than being married.

**irul&ublo** · 03-17-2006, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by mountainbored

First pussing out at Kweed, then drops the real bomb; when you'd get the shot of estrogen?

Ouch.

Punani...now that you have to quit the man whore job, do you get to file for unemployment?

**iceman** · 03-17-2006, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by skiguide

seriously, congrats SuPu - this certainly must be one special lady that reigned you in!!!!

the word is "reined", like pull back on the reins to slow a horse.

"Reign" means to rule over, be the commander of, order about and so on.

Wait, you got it right the first time.

**Tippster** · 03-17-2006, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by Geoff

So, are you registered at Ikea?

That's some comedy there, folks.

**flatlander#2** · 03-17-2006, 11:27 PM

Actually I heard they are registered at the local bread store. See which goes bad quicker...

just teasing, marriage is swell and you're going to be super....

**Steven S. Dallas** · 03-17-2006, 11:49 PM

Congrats!

Might I suggest marriage counseling from Mrs. Andrei Kirilenko as the perfect registry item?

**Thumper** · 03-17-2006, 11:55 PM

I am utterly shocked! What a HUGE life changing event for the SUPU. I haven't been on here in weeks and YOU drop this BOMB! Congrats dude, as GREAT as my girl is right now I have NO plans on getting married. Almost been down that road a couple times and both times it almost wrecked me! Women have a nasty habit of changing ...Not a fan of that.

But seriously congrats! and always remember this saying..." You might be able to take the bark out of the dog, you may even be able to take the BITE out of the dog, but you will NEVER take the DOG out of the DOG!!!!"
Peace out!

**Big Tim** · 03-18-2006, 12:38 AM

Wow. That explains why I suddenly sat up from a deep sleep last night and in a cold sweat.
I felt a terrible disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.........

Congrats
BT

**Dr. Crash** · 03-18-2006, 01:23 AM

Congratulations. More mini rippers on the way soon?

**phUnk** · 03-18-2006, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

I'm off to get married.

Sorry ladies, the Superstar is off the meat-market.

This is sicker than those two jerkwads winging themselves off STD Clinic Air or whatever.

Get Some!

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 03-18-2006, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by phUnk

This is sicker than those two jerkwads winging themselves off STD Clinic Air or whatever.

Get Some!

Get some at the STD Clinic?

**tuffy109** · 03-18-2006, 02:26 PM

congrats d.

that came out of nowhere.

you moving back to LA?

**kush1** · 03-18-2006, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces

Get some at the STD Clinic?

I hear that is a good place to get a piece, because you know those chicks put out!!

**Superstar Punani** · 03-18-2006, 05:11 PM

Thank you, everyone for your hilarious posts of well wishes, calls, messages and texts. It was very touching, and I even showed Miss, I mean Mrs Punani some of the messages here.

We've been together for a little over two years after meeting at a Christmas party in 2003. My constant obsession with powder, barrels, travel and hot chicks took some getting used to for her at first, but she accepted these as an integral part of what makes me tick.

I always told myself that if she skied, she'd be my dreamgirl that I'd marry in a second. Hey, at least she can always learn

We had a small civil ceremony at SF City Hall with her parents, broter, my mom and granny, followed by a reception in Sausalito and a lot of drinking at our new apartment. Today's gonna be more of the same

**truth** · 03-18-2006, 05:21 PM

Congrats mang. Wish you both all the best.

**bossass** · 03-18-2006, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Helicrackjnky

Just remember these words " She gets HALF" No more surf trips for the SuPu!

"SuPu, what have YOU done for me lately?"

Edit: Oh yeah, congrats dude.

**f2f** · 03-18-2006, 05:28 PM

she's purty!

true story: i postulated to my wife 4 years ago that if we're to marry i should expect her to learn how to ski. she could ask anything in return. 3 and a half years into the marriage, she's in love with skiing and even more excited about it than i am!

expect to give up the difficult runs just so you can ski together. it's worth it

**LAN** · 03-18-2006, 08:20 PM

SuPu, do you promise to: continue to entertain us all, still be as crass and vulgar as the day I first read your posts, and continue to take pictures under waterfalls?

If so, I'll be a happy lady.

Congrats!

**bklyn** · 03-19-2006, 12:38 AM

I am ... sob sob sob ... so happy ... sob ... for you... sob... so sorry you never wore my @$$ as a hat.

Congrats!

**yogachik** · 03-19-2006, 11:08 AM

Somehow I missed this thread completely and now that BJ thread makes sense...

Geez Pu! Proper congrats - I am so happy for you both, she's such a sweet girl with great energy - and I'm SOOO happy to hear that she's going to learn to ski!

**Tippster** · 03-19-2006, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by f2f

she's purty!

true story: i postulated to my wife 4 years ago that if we're to marry i should expect her to learn how to ski. she could ask anything in return. 3 and a half years into the marriage, she's in love with skiing and even more excited about it than i am!

expect to give up the difficult runs just so you can ski together. it's worth it

What did she ask in return?