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    Walmart Scam!

    BIG SCAM TAKING PLACE LOCALLY
    BE WARNED!
    I don't know if you shop at WALMART, but this may be useful to
    know. I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to
    me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
    This happened to me at WALMART in Frisco and it could
    happen to you.
    Here's how the scam works:
    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car
    as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your
    windsheild with a rag and Windex, with their breasts falling out
    of their skimpy tank tops. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to the other WALMART.
    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
    having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
    and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
    I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,
    again on Friday. They weren't there on Saturday or Sunday.

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    Good swap.

    You must have been doing as much wallet shopping as you were WalMart trips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw
    Good swap.

    You must have been doing as much wallet shopping as you were WalMart trips.
    Where do you think he buys the wallets?
    I think that the human mind is unique among all other forms of life in that it can spontaneously create unique thoughts and provide unique behaviors. Instead of rewarding that uniqueness we, for some reason probably because of cultural and social necessity, we chastise unique behavior and reward conformity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowRider4Life
    Where do you think he buys the wallets?
    Gotta love those WalMart prices. WalMart at again. What they'll do to sell stuff. Those girls they hire to do that are probably illegal immigrants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowRider4Life
    Where do you think he buys the wallets?
    I would suggest the Wilson's leather outlet in Silverthorne. I got my last one there a couple of years ago for cheap. Perhaps you could pick out a little something for the girls as well.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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