How many F's in "It's So Fucking On"?
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03-17-2006, 02:01 PM #26
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Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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03-17-2006, 02:28 PM #27
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got my realities living in Glasgow,so no surprise there Jock.
Originally Posted by edg
Last edited by Woodsy; 03-17-2006 at 02:31 PM.
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03-17-2006, 02:33 PM #28
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Then how can you not know, wee hinny? Originally Posted by Woodsy
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03-17-2006, 02:35 PM #29
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Out of interest, Celtic or Rangers?
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03-17-2006, 02:36 PM #30
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A wee joke for ya
Happy St. Patty's to all!!
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could
buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have
another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
"What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man.
"I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says.
"I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
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03-17-2006, 02:37 PM #31
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Hehe, nice
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03-17-2006, 02:45 PM #32
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An older man stumbles into a pub in Cork and orders a pint. He squints at the younger fellow next to him for a while, then says "You're that O'Leary fella, arent ya?"
"Yes, sir, I am" answers the guy in a tired voice.
"You live over on the Derry Road, no?"
"Yes, I do."
"I think I fucked your mother last night, boyo! I think I fucked her mouth first, then her quim, and then her arse! I fucked her until she bleated like a sheep!"
The younger man just rolls his eyes and says nothing. Turning away he resumes drinking his beer.
"Don't turn your back to me, you little cunt! What's the matter, can't handle the fact that I walked into your house last night and used your mother like a 2 Penny Whore? Maybe I'll just walk right the fuck over there right now and stick my cock in her ear! What do you say about that, boyo?"
"Go home, Dad. You're drunk."
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03-17-2006, 02:47 PM #33
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Further greatness.
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03-17-2006, 02:50 PM #34
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One more, not so good...
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met
up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and
didn't I marry ye and yer husband 2 years ago?"
She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father."
The Father asked, "And be there any wee little ones yet?"
She replied, "No, not yet, Father."
The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll
light a candle for ye and yer husband."
She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They then parted ways.
Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?" She
replied, "Oh, very well, Father!"
The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"
She replied, "Oh yes, Father!
Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!"
The Father said, "That's wonderful! How is yer loving husband doing?"
She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle."
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03-17-2006, 03:02 PM #35
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fuckin bluenose Originally Posted by edg
but as my roomate used to take me out for Man U games ( he was from Salford) I couldn't tell anyone as we ususally were at traditionally Celtic bars for the games.
I am sure you understand.
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03-17-2006, 03:12 PM #36
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For some reason I thought Celtic.
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03-17-2006, 07:48 PM #37
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I have always found it ironic that the Irish celebrate an english man for civilizing them? Funny how that happened.
Tonight I will drink to that.
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03-18-2006, 12:16 AM #38
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Cono, I will kick your ass so spectacularly on this topic that it would be a pity to do it here for free when we could raise money for the children. Think of the children, man.
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03-18-2006, 12:25 AM #39
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What Tipp said. Damn, I didn't think anyone else drank that stuff. Originally Posted by Woodsy
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03-18-2006, 12:29 AM #40
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Aww come on, I wanna see you kick his ass! Come on man, do it! Originally Posted by iceman
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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03-18-2006, 07:19 AM #41
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Iceman, he was English. Sorry.
And we have all your Spellilng Bee money to feed the children with anyway.
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03-18-2006, 07:32 AM #42
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Actually, I think he was Scottish, kidnapped and enslaved in Ireland, Cono.
And St George was Palestinian. Despite this he is the Patron Saint of, amognst others, England, Germany, Greece, Beirut, the Lebanon, the Netherlands and Slovenia.
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03-18-2006, 08:03 AM #43
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Well there has been some debate about that. Wales, Scotland, Sommerset and Ulster as well. Which is what I am sure Iceman would like to point out. I have found Sommerset to be the most common. A village called Banwell.
He wrote once.
"I had as my father the deacon Calpornius, son of the late Potitus, a priest, who belonged to the small town of Bannavem Taberniae; he had a small estate nearby, and it was there I was taken captive. "
Anyway I apologize for calling the Irish uncivilized iceman, the British still had a way to go themselves. Interesting that he was kidnapped, shows how far back the poor relations go.
my head still hurts, and my kids are yelling at me. see ya.
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