Help! I'm being poisoned by my poo!

[Dug]

I just heard that taking Magnesium Citrate (pre-colonoscopy prep stuff) is OK once in a while, and is, in fact, a good thing..

What could be the downside? Anyone?

I'm not sure whether or not magnesium citrate would kill them or not but your colon contains colonies of friendly bacteria that produce vitamin K that you can't get regularly from your diet. Vitamin K is essential for blood clotting.

[LAN]

I just heard that taking Magnesium Citrate (pre-colonoscopy prep stuff) is OK once in a while, and is, in fact, a good thing..

What could be the downside? Anyone?

Mag Citrate is fine once in a while, if your'e completely full of shit. Eating plenty of fiber and drinking lots of water will help prevent you from being FOS in the first place.

Stay away from Fleets though - and anyone who tries to score CoLyte on a recreational basis is just whacked. I just had a guy who ended up in a heart block from his Fleets. Not saying it would happen to you, but you might as well make the changes in your diet before you need to break out the big guns.

[summit]

LAXATIVES AND COLONICS: http://www.quackwatch.org/01Quackery...cs/gastro.html


MMmmmmm Colon Hydrotherapy... now there is a ticket to perforated bowel land!

Please insert $250 to have the Male Nutritionalist stick a tube up your poopenhausen and pump you full of all natural fruit flavored enema juice.

[LAN]

MMmmmmm Colon Hydrotherapy... now there is a ticket to perforated bowel land!

Why have a colonic when you can go to Enumclaw?

BADDA BING!

[Tippster]

I wonder how many people in this thread realize they REALLY should be listening to LAN. MBS, Midget, and Grizzle might know Ski Photography - but this woman is a Poop Pro.

High Colonics for all my friends!

[LAN]

I wonder how many people in this thread realize they REALLY should be listening to LAN. MBS, Midget, and Grizzle might know Ski Photography - but this woman is a Poop Pro.

Queen of the Poo Palace!

[yentna]

I'd just like to say: my GOD those pics are disgusting!

[Dug]

Why have a colonic when you can go to Enumclaw?

He died of blood loss ... torn to shreds. We talked about that on the way back from Crystal.

[LAN]

He died of blood loss ... torn to shreds. We talked about that on the way back from Crystal.

I suspect he died of peritonitis, not blood loss. Either way it's freaking sick. We had a guy with a HUGE (and I mean HUGE) dildo stuck in his ass. After removal, our gay ER tech came parading down the hall with it saying "And you think I'm gross? These are YOUR people folks!" The patients wife kicked him out at the curb and wouldn't even pick the poor guy up. He taxi'd home.

And speaking of rectal foreign bodies, apparently our docs just treated a gorgeous young lady with a vibrator stuck in her ass. They had to wait for the batteries to die before they could remove it. BWA!

[Blurred]

I suspect he died of peritonitis, not blood loss. Either way it's freaking sick. We had a guy with a HUGE (and I mean HUGE) dildo stuck in his ass. After removal, our gay ER tech came parading down the hall with it saying "And you think I'm gross? These are YOUR people folks!" The patients wife kicked him out at the curb and wouldn't even pick the poor guy up. He taxi'd home.

And speaking of rectal foreign bodies, apparently our docs just treated a gorgeous young lady with a vibrator stuck in her ass. They had to wait for the batteries to die before they could remove it. BWA!

youre shitting us, right?

[PTracy P1]

I suspect he died of peritonitis, not blood loss. Either way it's freaking sick. We had a guy with a HUGE (and I mean HUGE) dildo stuck in his ass. After removal, our gay ER tech came parading down the hall with it saying "And you think I'm gross? These are YOUR people folks!" The patients wife kicked him out at the curb and wouldn't even pick the poor guy up. He taxi'd home.

And speaking of rectal foreign bodies, apparently our docs just treated a gorgeous young lady with a vibrator stuck in her ass. They had to wait for the batteries to die before they could remove it. BWA!

That's fucking awesome! Got fotos?

[flatNshallow]

BWA!!! Is it just me or is it a pretty heinous deed to investigate under microscope that which comes out of your ass?

Nope, I'm not going there!!

Sprite

hmmm... out? Dunno... but I would definately recommend a close inspection of anything that goes in your ass!


waiting for the mandatory..... Der ______________!!!!

[flatNshallow]

Holy Fucking Shit!
http://www.drnatura.com/colon-cleansing.html NSFWS(not safe for weak stomach's)

2nd image... is that a fucking trojan on the end of the rolled up paper? WTF?

[LAN]

youre shitting us, right?

I am not shitting you, and no I don't have pictures. I almost forgot this one! When I worked at the county hospital, I had a patient boarding on our floor (other services would board patients on the trauma unit). I looked at my assignment (general surgery patient) and the diagnosis and thought "HIR? What the hell is that?"

...

HAIRBRUSH IN RECTUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dug]

I suspect he died of peritonitis, not blood loss.

I thought he died on the scene due to blood loss. Peritonitis (I'm assuming this is the infection of the peritoneum) would take longer to become fatal wouldn't it?


Enumclaw - Horses fuck us in the ass and we like it!

[LAN]

I thought he died on the scene due to blood loss. Peritonitis (I'm assuming this is the infection of the peritoneum) would take longer to become fatal wouldn't it?


Enumclaw - Horses fuck us in the ass and we like it!

I think he started getting sick several days after the incident, and his "friends" from the "farm" dropped him off at the ER's front door. Either way, that makes me want to hurl. WTF is wrong with people???