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    2006-07 Volant "Prada edition"

    2006-07 Volant "Prada edition" --

    http://www.thenewsflashcorporation.n...WVp5q,b2HWGrkn

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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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    Just following Chanel
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    I'm speechless
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    Great, a 5000$ red stripe.

    I'm sure these will just fly off the shelves.
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    I just threw up a little in my mouth. but it says at the bottom of the article that it will be seen at world famous resorts like Deer Valley! yay groomers! I bet McConkey isn't too sad about being at K2 right about now....

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    Nothing quite says "luxury" like a steel riser plate:



    Binding lifter plate encased in high-grade steel.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    that reminds me: my dog needs a new diamond coronet.

    i appreciate that i can buy skis fitting my exckusive prada purse and handbags. a necessary development.
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    I wonder if Rasputin subscribes to Pinnacle - ultra-slim ski design...

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    Quote Originally Posted by skimoore
    I just threw up a little in my mouth. but it says at the bottom of the article that it will be seen at world famous resorts like Deer Valley! yay groomers! I bet McConkey isn't too sad about being at K2 right about now....
    haha i thought that exactly...

    "i thought you guys were going to make me the pontoon"
    "uh...."
    "what? what did you do?"
    "uh...we invested it in another revoltionary ski"
    "ummm, what the fuck.....well what is it..."
    "it uh, has a red stripe and says prada on it"

    PEACE
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    Says a lot about Volant....claiming the ski will be up to TWO pounds lighter per pair. Fucking volvos.

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    Pfft. you can get a knock-off on Canal St for twenny dollah.

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    My old boss will be all over these... they'll match her prada fartbag

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    horray for designer skis, now if we put an explosive topsheet material on them, we could get all the doushbags who own them off the slopes. Volants can afford to be 2 lbs lighter as they already weigh like 13. Spats were the shit, and they've had a few other good models, but this kills it for me.
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    Wow. Let's make this ski the grand booby prize for the NCAA tourney

    ....I'm out!!!

    I was talking to this neurologist the other day. We were talking about skiing. He was so excited. He told me about the bamboo skis (Bogner's) that he purchased for his trip to Aspen. I say "Oh yeah...sounds wierd." He assured me that they are the hottest product on the market. SCHMUCK!
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    Man, I wonder if this increases the value of my old Volant Gens... maybe I should do some "customizing" with a can of red paint...

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    Great places to observe Volants in action in the upcoming season will no doubt be the finest ski resorts in the world including:

    St. Moritz, St. Anton, Chamonix, Davos, Garmisch, Vail, Aspen and Deer Valley...
    HAHAHAHAHA... what, no Sun Valley? Ooooh... pwned!

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    I'm waiting for the Dolce & Gabana snowblades.

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    I'm so glad the jackasses who think they have bling haven't found these yet:


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    Wally boats are no joke dude.



    Dunno about the skis, but I bet they are well made.

    Last edited by truth; 03-14-2006 at 09:39 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    Wally boats are no joke dude.
    A Wally was built about 20min from my house.
    (Wallygator to be specific)



    And the wallypowder are fucking huge.
    Kinda curious what the price tag is, but the running joke when they were building Wallygator was the owner gets a pair of complementary skis with every boat he buys.
    Last edited by likwid; 03-14-2006 at 09:43 AM.

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