WHO SAID MEN AREN'T SENSITIVE
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.
They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is
Completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small
bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones
On a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf
Along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
Bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
Mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive
Side.
She turns to him... They kiss... And then they rip each other's clothes
.... After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they
Are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and
Asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says:
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"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
"Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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