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Thread: WHO SAID MEN AREN'T SENSITIVE

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    WHO SAID MEN AREN'T SENSITIVE

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.

    They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.

    They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is
    Completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small
    bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones
    On a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf
    Along the wall.

    The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
    Bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
    Mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive
    Side.

    She turns to him... They kiss... And then they rip each other's clothes

    .... After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they
    Are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and
    Asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"


    The guy says:

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    "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Beaten by truth

    Rerun

    ...


    Still funny though...

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    I did not catch the first run. Thank you!

    (and at least I got the mid-shelf pick)

    Sprite
    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ

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