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  1. 03-10-2006, 08:13 AM #1
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    I challenge anyone here to fight

    this fuzzy lobster



    whatcha got? HUH?!?
    thats new hampshire as fuck


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  2. 03-10-2006, 08:17 AM #2
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    I will now proceed to scream like a little girl and run away.
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    Mmmmmmmmmmm Lobster. Pass the butter!!
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    Anything mother nature can do, Peter Benchley can do better....
    http://www.rhifilms.com/data/propert..._lorez_011.jpg

    Walking shark beats gourmet fluffy lobster. 2 Rounds max...ding ding.
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    walking shark huh?



    I don't know...I feel like the fuzzy lobster has some serious unblockable moves...
    thats new hampshire as fuck


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  6. 03-10-2006, 08:41 AM #6
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    i take the challenge. behold: the skull squid !

    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
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    Peter Benchley has just called me to say that this has absolutely nothing at all to do with skiing and would I "stop pitting the fucking shark against a fluffy pair of nut crackers."
    So that's that. Your fluffy lobster has won.... but can't ski for shit.
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    a very skillful attack snowslider.......very skillful indeed.


    I'll counter with

    GARY BUSEY!
    thats new hampshire as fuck


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  10. 03-10-2006, 08:54 AM #10
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    like down and die now

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  11. 03-10-2006, 09:03 AM #11
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    Where did they find that lobster? Chelsea? How are you going to take the lobster seriously when he is wearing chinchilla arm warmers. And white after labor day? Tres gauche.
    Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
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    this trout will swim circles around that gay lobster motherfucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by mookie blaylock
    this trout will swim circles around that gay lobster motherfucker
    DENIED..if my walking shark has to leave the theatre of battle then this has to as well. It's a hoax (no shit)..... it took me 58 minutes of watching a dull z list channel at stupid o'clock in the morning to learn that. (But the Yetti and Nessi are for real ah hah, oh yer, real baby and don't let anybody tell you otherwise.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu Gotz
    Where did they find that lobster? Chelsea? How are you going to take the lobster seriously when he is wearing chinchilla arm warmers. And white after labor day? Tres gauche.
    That's not a lobster. That's Eddie Van Halen.

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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vinzclortho
    a very skillful attack snowslider.......very skillful indeed.


    I'll counter with

    GARY BUSEY!
    I'll see your Gary Busey, and raise you:

    Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.
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  18. 03-10-2006, 09:18 AM #18
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    Beware the beastie with great big sharp teeth!

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    Time to bring out the heavy hitter:

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    Quote Originally Posted by snow_slider
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    PWN3D!!





    Blurred you git. I was just minding my own business clicking down the thread and then you do this. That is truly hideous.
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