"If it wasn't for our sport, twin tips wouldn't of even existed"

[PORNO SAVED MY LIFE!]

Not quite grass hopper.
Knissel made a "Twin Tiped'ski waaaaaaaaaaaaay b4 you were even alive(1977)
i for get the name of it but i think it came with para-blocks...Know Your Ski History B4 ya open your pie hole!

This site is almost too good to be true. The kingdom of snowlerblading, the woodwork from which all gapers emerge, the gapicski of gapers..... http://www.skiboardsonline.com - "Your Core Skiboarding Source."

I still can't believe what I'm reading. These are just a few gems:


"Just recently I've noticed that we are abosolutly HATED by skiiers"



"i'd like to see skiers do what i do, in the park and on the trails... i clown on those mud ducks every time"



"Just because its easier than skiing in general doesn't mean that we are all just a bunch of losers who sucked at skiing so we formed a sport that we all plan to take over skiiers and snowboarders. "



"If it wasn't for our sport, twin tips wouldn't of even existed, according to Wilkipedia."



"If it wasnt for innovative sports like snowboarding and skiboarding, half of the US resorts would be closed "


"I took my little bro skiboarding for his first time, and when he fell, some skiier shouted "thats what you get for being on the gay blades.""



"I've never found skiing that much tougher than Skiboarding...it's mad easy to stomp tricks on 181s."


And my personal favorite:


"i get laughed at from the chairlifts sometimes, for no real reason, ill slide a box or something and i'll hear someone say something about my sexual orientation."

[Rossiz[I.S.]]

well, i used to skiboard, it is fun

but u can't do as much or go as fast

and i'm trading my skiboards for a washburn bass

so it's all good

[72Twenty]

Not quite grass hopper.
Knissel made a "Twin Tiped'ski waaaaaaaaaaaaay b4 you were even alive(1977)
i for get the name of it but i think it came with para-blocks...Know Your Ski History B4 ya open your pie hole!

My dad still has his orange Olin Mark IV's. Curved up tails.

[Rossiz[I.S.]]

im at alta, it snowed all night, i'm suuuuper pumped. get out of work , walk out of gdm get like 10th in line...boooya. there is liek a foot and a half of the light freshy stuff. guess who is behind me, a snowlerblader. the entire line is sort of giving him looks and then my beligerent typical new-yorker co worker flynn calls him out for it and almost fights him; "go get skis now you won't regret it, dumbass." the guy is really wierd. he shows me his phone, a picture of "his car", a corvette with like 3 foot tires on it. he boasts that he could drive it up alta. I encouraged him and looked away, trying not to get infected with whatever he had, hoping he'd get caught in an avy or something. snowlerbladers are sort of a differnt breed.

i have a couple questions for the snowlerblader on this board, they might sound mean but im genuinely interested; umm can you ski pow with them? why? have you even tried a cliff larger than 10 feet on them? do you have non-releaseables? whatever im done being reasonable, im actually posting this on NS now, just because they thought this thread was actually mean.

actually, they are quite nice in powder
mine are 132-112-132
they are awesome when you have to hike out because you don't have to take them off, they are short enough to just pick up your feet and walk
but it's super-easy to dig in the tips and fall face-first
i was in about 2 feet after we had a noreaster, and no school
reeeeeally easy to navigate through the glades

[TyeStick]

True Skiboard's short, wide, twin tip, wood core, design allows riders to carve like snowboarders, float through deep powder...
Why has no one told me about this?!? I cant believe I've been missing out.

Maybe because its not true, I mean common think about it.

[freshie247]

i had a friend try it, i told him, " You need to pick a new gender because your manhood had been revoked, and womanhood isn't looking good because you're ugly"

I'm sorry but this is hilarious!

[summit]

one of the scariest things i ever did on was put a pair of 75cm snowblades on for gaper day and then try to keep up with the rest of the dayglow crew who were on 190's.... going over 5mph is frightening

[Squatch]

they should make a monosnowlerblade. i'd totally ride it.

i see its it's been quoted. I stand bvy this comment.

21 bithces!