Vail "Real World" Now Casting

**Evil E** · 03-09-2006, 06:37 PM

I dont know whether to laugh or cry...

MTV Casting - Vail Valley

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Reply to: popularpro@aol.com
Date: 2006-03-08, 10:41AM MST

We are currently scheduling interviews 3/10 through 3/21

Vail Valley (working title)
MTV's unprecedented new series that will chronicle a group of friends
while they live, love, ride, ski, work, and play in the high country over
the course of the 2006/7 ski season.

Prove once and for all that
there is nothing hotter or cooler than spending a season in the Vail
Valley…

We are currently casting charismatic, fun, and attractive guys and
girls who appear to be 18-25 and currently live and/or intend on
living in Vail or the surrounding areas next ski season. We are
looking for individuals or groups of friends, whether they be recent
college grads, ski bums, bartenders, lift-ops, waiters and waitresses.

WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR STORY!

You MUST apply online @ www.vailcasting.com and we will call you to set up an on-camera audition. Auditions are taking place in Vail Denver and Boulder.

www.vailcasting.com

Job location is Vail/Denver/Boulder

Compensation: $2000 per episode

**yogachik** · 03-09-2006, 06:40 PM

I've been wondering when they were going to target a ski town.

edit: gotta love the line "appear to be 18-25". Appear to be? harrumph

**Max Gosey** · 03-09-2006, 06:44 PM

As if there aren't enough rich people crying there already...

Shit, maybe I should try out, though.

House in Vail with a couple of bitchy hot sorostitutes? There are worse things... (Like a house in Utah with Mormon chicks who don't put out

).

But seriously. I'm the beautiful charismatic almost-19-yr-old kid who might be able to pull it off. Anybody want to come up with a collective story?

That is... if they provide housing. If not, fuck them. I hate MTV anyway (even though I always end up watching it at the gym

).

Edit: "There is nothing cooler than a season in Vail Valley, except if a Maggot gets on this show and skeets all over everyone".

**Son1cdeth** · 03-09-2006, 06:45 PM

Interesting how they don't actually mention how they want 1 homosexual, 1 ethnic minority, 1 rich self absorbed bitch, and the rest of the cast to have severe self esteem issues.

**Max Gosey** · 03-09-2006, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by Son1cdeth

Interesting how they don't actually mention how they want 1 homosexual, 1 ethnic minority, 1 rich self absorbed bitch, and the rest of the cast to have severe self esteem issues.

No no no. That's just representative of the American college-age population.

Interesting point though, for sure. In reference to that, is there a single episode where some chick or dude isn't bawling? (If I were on it, that word would be balling.

)

**Godwin-Austin** · 03-09-2006, 06:48 PM

well they better throw some damn big parties and give away free beer.

**bigtrubs** · 03-09-2006, 06:50 PM

haha do you have to be a US citizen?

**homerjay** · 03-09-2006, 06:57 PM

too old.

**Blurred** · 03-09-2006, 06:59 PM

I say when the house goes out to the village one night to party it up, we beat all their asses on tape. That would be the only episode worth watching. The only good thing to ever happen to the "Real World" was Puck.

**soul_skier** · 03-09-2006, 07:01 PM

i'd be fun to do that just for a free place to live in a ski town, that and the oppurtunity to heckle rich people on snowblades, then again, if it snowed, i'd skip work, and my housemates might not appreciate that

**truth** · 03-09-2006, 07:13 PM

I wanna see Max on there.

**mr_gyptian** · 03-09-2006, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

I say when the house goes out to the village one night to party it up, we beat all their asses on tape. That would be the only episode worth watching. The only good thing to ever happen to the "Real World" was Puck.

heh, the Real World has been downhill since Puck. My question is how fucking stupid is he that he couldn't have leveraged himself more. such a wasted talent.

**Max Gosey** · 03-09-2006, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by truth

I wanna see Max on there.

Kindly beseech Buster for some creative anecdote/compelling tale, should I?

I think it would be more than interesting, considering how anti-reality TV I am.

The Real World is not a good show. Never thought it was. Never thought pretty much any "reality" TV show was tremendously entertaining, even to ostracize. :shrugs: But that's pop-culture for you.

**Blurred** · 03-09-2006, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Max Gosey

Kindly beseech Buster for some creative anecdote/compelling tale, should I?

I think it would be more than interesting, considering how anti-reality TV I am.

The Real World is not a good show. Never thought it was. Never thought pretty much any "reality" TV show was tremendously entertaining, even to ostracize. :shrugs: But that's pop-culture for you.

You bitch! Sign the fuck up! We'll all come over to the house and raise hell! DO IT! DO IT!!!

**XtrPickels** · 03-09-2006, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by homerjay

too old.

You're as young as your heart wants to be.
Go Get 'em HJ

**yogachik** · 03-09-2006, 07:28 PM

We GOTTA get a maggot on there. Can you imagine? How great would that be!

Max -- or better yet -- let's get Meats of Evil on there!!! Meats - ya listening? You HAVE to do this for us!

**truth** · 03-09-2006, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by yogachik

...let's get Meats of Evil on there!!! Meats - ya listening? You HAVE to do this for us!

That's the ticket.

**bigtrubs** · 03-09-2006, 07:32 PM

I want on. I don't have any pressing engagements next year.

**shirk** · 03-09-2006, 07:35 PM

FKNA we need to get a maggot on there.

The maggot collective can make this happen.

**The Dude** · 03-09-2006, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

I say when the house goes out to the village one night to party it up, we beat all their asses on tape. That would be the only episode worth watching. The only good thing to ever happen to the "Real World" was Puck.

I'm there w/ you, lets kick their asses while wearing Bring back Puck t-shirts.

**Lloyd Braun** · 03-09-2006, 07:46 PM

maggots shall unite in Vail during the 06/07 season to decend upon the "real world" with the goal of having one carismatic maggot infiltrate the house!

**glenplake** · 03-09-2006, 07:50 PM

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but i'll likely be taking your spot. Thx for playing!

**Tippster** · 03-09-2006, 07:52 PM

Seems like you need to have a job lined up already: "...and currently live and/or intend on living in Vail or the surrounding areas next ski season."

It says nothing about "we'll find you a Job." Not that it's hard or anything. getting the crib is the tough part, and shit - living for free in Vail is GOLD.

Brett: Puck sold out.

PUCK lives in Studio City, California, and is a sought-after speaker at college campuses around the country. Listed as one of the last decade's most well-known personalities by Entertainment Weekly magazine, Puck has been seen on The Jon Stewart Show, The Howard Stern Show, The John Larroquette Show, MTV's Beachhouse, the film Jury Duty and numerous commercials.