Oh YEAH!
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Oh YEAH!
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So now he just walks around with a condom in his hand, hoarsely shouting "Come over here, baby!".
Damn. The dude is only 51! Valerie must be poisoning him.
I think Valerie divorced him because he wouldnt stop poisoning himself. lost half his toungue among other parts of his mouth to oral cancer and wouldnt quit smoking.Originally Posted by Tippster
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Ben Franklin
fuck. smoking is stupid, but this is ridiculous.
go ahead and JUMP eddie. :dumbass:
that pic is golden
that drinking had to catch up to him someday, that day is today.
damn, lost half his tounge? new one to me
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
Keith Richards and Iggy Pop are pretty happy, though. They're both out of contention for scariest rocker on the planet now. Eddie has them beat by a mile.
Fark's photoshop treatment of Mr. Van Halen:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=1947000
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Originally Posted by Pinner
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yeah, I'd like to see Ed jump now with two hip replacements....oh yeah I did, last year, I thought he was gonna die playing his solo. Man he looks like shit now compared to even just a year agoOriginally Posted by PTracy P1
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