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Thread: EVH: The Picture of a Gracefully Aging Rocker.

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    EVH: The Picture of a Gracefully Aging Rocker.

    Oh YEAH!


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    So now he just walks around with a condom in his hand, hoarsely shouting "Come over here, baby!".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    "No! Kicking David Lee Roth out of the band was not the dumbest thing we ever did! I can't believe you guys are still asking about him!!!"
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Damn. The dude is only 51! Valerie must be poisoning him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    Damn. The dude is only 51! Valerie must be poisoning him.
    I think Valerie divorced him because he wouldnt stop poisoning himself. lost half his toungue among other parts of his mouth to oral cancer and wouldnt quit smoking.
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Ben Franklin

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    fuck. smoking is stupid, but this is ridiculous.

    go ahead and JUMP eddie. :dumbass:

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    that pic is golden

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    that drinking had to catch up to him someday, that day is today.

    damn, lost half his tounge? new one to me
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    Keith Richards and Iggy Pop are pretty happy, though. They're both out of contention for scariest rocker on the planet now. Eddie has them beat by a mile.

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    Fark's photoshop treatment of Mr. Van Halen:
    http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=1947000
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner

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    Quote Originally Posted by PTracy P1

    go ahead and JUMP eddie. :dumbass:
    yeah, I'd like to see Ed jump now with two hip replacements....oh yeah I did, last year, I thought he was gonna die playing his solo. Man he looks like shit now compared to even just a year ago

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