is there a doctor in the house?

[lemon boy]

GODDAMN YOU GUYS ARE GETTING FUCKING OLD!

My grandma complains less than you! Sheeett!

[Superstar Punani]

Thanks again guys.

The pain is gone, but I'll get the Doc to check it out anyway (yes, a real Doc )

Originally posted by lemon boy
GODDAMN YOU GUYS ARE GETTING FUCKING OLD!

My grandma complains less than you! Sheeett!

RELAAAAX! You'll liff longer!!!....and I hope you leaf enough room for my fist!!!!

[lemon boy]

heh- I am the HUI. Deal with it Barney.

Shit, hernias, bunions, sprains strains? Next ya'll are gonna be telling us about you 'roids and I for one don't want to hear about your bunghole, Barney.

[SponsoredByDuctTape]

Punani, I just noticed your DK signature...nice.

[TJ.Brk]

Originally posted by FreakofSnow
I love that, diagnosing shit over the internet.

Ya well I have to put to use the BSN framed piece of paper on the side of my wall sometime

Oh and Punani and the other fellow that has this problem. Here are a few things to watch out for, and a few things for immediate relief.

1. Constipation: Meaning you can't shit out that pub grub, or taco bell you live on. What will help with this is a natural product called "Seneokot". Yes it is a laxative. But if you are taking any pain medications those can add to your constipation. Take one pill at night with water and eat some wheat chex or raisen bran or something. (if you get bound up it will cause your hernia pain to be more pronounced. So shitting is good. nespa)

2. Manual reduction: Get a block and have a roommate (not you, no heavy lifting) place it under the foot of your bed to raise the end of your bed. Take a couple of belts and attach them at the end of your bed with loops so that your feet can fit into them. After you put your feet into the belt loops lay flat and reach back. This will lengthing your abdominal area and the bulg will fall back into place somewhat. (do this only if it is really getting to you)

3. Truss or Gurdle: Ya I know. But don't laugh these things work. You can find them at your local pharmacy. It slips on like a jock strap and you can adjust the pressure pads to hit the area that is bothering you (Intructions in the box should be read). It cost's about $16.

4. Strangulation: You will know this when it happens. It feels like getting hit in the happy sac with a sledge hammer. If you feel this get to the Doctor fast. You could be in danger of rupturing your intestine which can lead to "Peritonitis". Serious infection that you could very well die from if not taken care of right away.


Now don't be idiots. See a doctor.