Maggots and maggettes, lend me your ears...
My name is Glen (but not really) and i'm a skier hailing form the slopes of florida. Some of you may have gotten to know me as the loveable 'glenplake' but due to threats on my life and a general lack of ability to sense humor, i have been forced to forgo my iconic handle in favor of a more expressive and less incendiary user name. So from this point on, i'll ask that you keep the sticks removed from your asses and let us make nice...
About me:
I am 6'3" 215lbs... i enjoy long walks in the backcountry and watching alpenglows. I have variable length brown hair and my eyes have been described as "delightfully amber-ish" (thanks mom!) My favorite food is chinese but i'm a sucker for anything picante. For the non-latin folks, that means "spicy". My father is 2nd generation italian and my mother is 3rd generation german.. that makes me a fullblooded american. Currently i reside in gainesville florida. Unfortunately, i have lived in here my whole life, but I've been skiing for about 14 years or so which is like 6 days or something. My passion is moguls and if anyone's ever up for a duel, name the place and i'll bring my straight sticks for a shootout.
Im summary, keep it real and don't be a fuckwit. I look forward to meeting the lady-skiers on this board.
truly yours,
the artist formerly know as glenplake
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03-02-2006, 11:55 PM #1
imposter extraordinaire
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Let me formally introduce myself!
jonny moseley > you
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03-02-2006, 11:59 PM #2
Advres gobbles my cock
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[QUOTE= So from this point on, i'll ask that you keep the sticks removed from your asses and let us make nice...
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youll find alot of the members of this site have that problem
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03-03-2006, 12:10 AM #3
I belong with the snow...
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But I liked glenplake
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03-03-2006, 08:33 AM #4
Jack A. Orseoff, Esq.
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homophobia is really hot right now.
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03-03-2006, 08:35 AM #5
pillowpants
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My "ignore" list is getting longer...
Originally Posted by powder11
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03-03-2006, 08:45 AM #6
<-watching you masturbate
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Fake accts are getting out of control, I beleive a hefty handed ban stick is in order.
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03-03-2006, 08:49 AM #7
Banned
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I don't fucking get it. Are you the real Glen Plake or not?
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03-03-2006, 09:15 AM #8
on the other side
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living in Florida is amazing. you're lucky. Orlando?
"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir
"welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.
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03-03-2006, 09:29 AM #9
Media Monkey
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This forum is getting gay
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03-03-2006, 09:38 AM #10
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GOOD NEWS ABOUT FLORIDA! when the greenland icecap melts in the next 200 years or so, the ocean level will go up 20 feet and half of florida will be under water! thats all the good that has EVER come out of there
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03-03-2006, 09:39 AM #11
Funky But Chic
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You don't like Orange Juice?
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03-03-2006, 10:12 AM #12
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i think most of the oranges used for juicing come from mexico and california
so yes, florida is good for absolutely nothing
it sucks, particularly orlando....21 years of experience tells me this.
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03-03-2006, 10:16 AM #13
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I don't know, Key West is kinda nice...... Originally Posted by pechelman
Oh my god, what did I just say.
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03-03-2006, 10:17 AM #14
Cheers
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Highway Star????????? Originally Posted by relax homofags its just a handle!
"...but I come from no country, from no city, no tribe. I am the son of the road, my country is the caravan, my life the most unexpected of voyages".-Leo Africanus
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03-03-2006, 10:18 AM #15
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I'm guessing some good meth is produced in Florida. As well as halter tops for men.
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03-03-2006, 10:38 AM #16
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Originally Posted by relax homofags its just a handle!
Hmm...that's an interesting family tree you've got there.The Griz
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03-03-2006, 10:44 AM #17
Be good, or be good at it
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its not OJ that he despises, its Anita Bryant Originally Posted by iceman
Points on their own sitting way up high
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03-03-2006, 10:49 AM #18
Funky But Chic
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How's she making out in hell, btw, Satan? Originally Posted by MacDaddy
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03-03-2006, 12:50 PM #19
magical shorts
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Hey it's a home for Jerry Seinfeld's parents and they're cool.
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03-03-2006, 01:38 PM #20
pockets full of nails
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Looks like its beer thirty
Hmmmmm what you seem to be saying is.... "I take myself way too seriously and am frightened I may be gay", very nice, keep up the good work. I think I will retire to the barnyard france with his movie thread....
NICE!!!! Just thought I would stop by to say...BBBBWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAA AAAAA
Listen, I had a problem that needed to be solved and I found a way around it. I'm not trying to sell these to anyone. I just wanted to share what I thought was a good idea and has opened some doors for me. It's also really good for impressing the ladies when you're at lunch. -Elguapo435
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03-03-2006, 01:55 PM #21
Funky But Chic
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That sorta sounds like the real Plake. Originally Posted by Low Budget
Hmmmmm what you seem to be saying is.... "I take myself way too seriously and am frightened I may be gay", very nice, keep up the good work. I think I will retire to the barnyard france with his movie thread.... NICE!!!! Just thought I would stop by to say...BBBBWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAA AAAAA
I rode with him on a chair once at Whitetail, PA.
So I would know.
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03-03-2006, 02:01 PM #22
Be good, or be good at it
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Originally Posted by iceman
I'm not so sure, I made her skull fuck Sammy Davis Jr with a 10" strap on.
I'll check in on those two in a bit.Points on their own sitting way up high
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03-03-2006, 02:05 PM #23
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Originally Posted by iceman
I'm sorry to hear that. No one should have to ski at Whitetail.Montani Semper Liberi
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03-03-2006, 02:10 PM #24
Funky But Chic
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Yeah I'm pretty much over that. Weekday mornings lapping the quad used to be fun though.
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03-03-2006, 02:15 PM #25
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Well, I think that it sounds like Relax Homofags Its Just a Handle! because I know him, AND I can prove it. Originally Posted by iceman
So there
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