I cannot believe the stupidity of some people, my dog managed to eat a packet of rat poison this morning.. How you might ask? My space cadet neighbors put a packet of this shit right below a tree in our shared lawn area to kill the squirrels, WTF. My dog wanders over to take a morning piss as usual and hello a packet of half eaten oatmeal for doggie consumtion..NOT. What do these people think, what if some kid had gotten into this thinking it was candy or something. Lukily the dog is ok, the vets made her puke her guts out and raped my wallet. Still flaming at my retarded neighbors, maybe I should sprinkle some on their food for an added blood thinning death flavor.
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Thread: Neighbor Death-Mongers Rant
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03-02-2006, 05:18 PM #1
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Neighbor Death-Mongers Rant
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03-02-2006, 05:19 PM #2
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wow. your neighbors SUCK
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03-02-2006, 05:32 PM #3
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seconded on the neighbors SUCK sentiment.....
really glad your dog's OK.
what are you gonna do? keep us posted, unless what you do isn't strictly legal...in which case....don't keep us posted............er, yeah.
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03-02-2006, 05:51 PM #4
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I'd tell that asshat neighbor to cough up some quid for the vet bill.
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03-02-2006, 05:56 PM #5
who guards the guardians?
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Yeah, they should pay, or at least chip in, on the vet bill. Putting out poison without notifying you isn't cool. Usually you'd need to put out some signage warning about rat poison in the area also. It's the law here.
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03-02-2006, 05:58 PM #6
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Why the hell would they want to kill the squirrels? Do you guys have a squirrel infestation or something?
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03-02-2006, 06:08 PM #7
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Seriously. What did the squirrels ever do to warrant death besides crack a few nuts? ...oh shit there's fucking nuts everywhere. KILL EM Originally Posted by char
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03-02-2006, 06:28 PM #8
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If you're going to kill Squirrels do it right - a few beers and a gun.
Make them swallow the whole vet bill and try for some more $ for your time, trouble and anxiety.
or just a kick in the nuts. Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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03-02-2006, 08:52 PM #9
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It might be against the law, where you live, to put out poison like that. You could try and get them busted (neighbours, not nuts). You could hit up PETA, or ASPCA maybe, for help.
Plus, hello. OK, they kill all the squir'ls...this season.
Some more will just move in to the empty tree's/roof space come the next, duh.
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03-02-2006, 09:32 PM #10
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Well, I talked to the tards later in the day, they blamed it on the Landlord pretty unhelpful in general I call BS. Not really sure if its worth pursuing a neighbor feud... yet. I told them if I ever saw that stuff outside again I would bitch slap them then take a bunch of pictures and report it to the city. Pretty sure it's illegal here especially in the city, hell in Boulder we dont technically even own our own pets we're considered pet guardians.
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03-02-2006, 10:59 PM #11
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Glad your dog's okay, man. Those people should pay.
That's a funny post. Originally Posted by bio-smear
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03-03-2006, 10:27 AM #12
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If you do not get an immediate apology or they do not show any sign of remorse i would call Capt. Insano. And I will come right over.
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03-03-2006, 10:36 AM #13
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I think your neighbors are trying to tell you something about your dog.
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03-03-2006, 10:39 AM #14
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put some expired mayo in their fridge, then you can make them vomit too!
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03-03-2006, 03:21 PM #15
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thats how my dog i had for 8 years died Originally Posted by Rockband
I cannot believe the stupidity of some people, my dog managed to eat a packet of rat poison this morning.. How you might ask? My space cadet neighbors put a packet of this shit right below a tree in our shared lawn area to kill the squirrels, WTF. My dog wanders over to take a morning piss as usual and hello a packet of half eaten oatmeal for doggie consumtion..NOT. What do these people think, what if some kid had gotten into this thinking it was candy or something. Lukily the dog is ok, the vets made her puke her guts out and raped my wallet. Still flaming at my retarded neighbors , maybe I should sprinkle some on their food for an added blood thinning death flavor.
i still havent forgivien my neighboors (its was 5 years ago)Lifes a Garden... Dig It
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03-04-2006, 12:36 AM #16
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just supper fucked up
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