Mulletizer,
we'll miss you and the Mrs. in WA this weekend![]()
heal up and hopefully we'll see you in Whistler next week.
Mulletizer,
we'll miss you and the Mrs. in WA this weekend![]()
heal up and hopefully we'll see you in Whistler next week.
It tasted poor. In fact straigth after the crash my first thought was that I was missing all my teeth because there was a load of loose bark between them and my tongue which felt like loose tooth-roots... Anyway, I am laughing about it already.Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
Str8: southern Utah sounds amazing I would love to go there; never been so far. Indian Creek is on my to-visit list fo' sho'. At the moment I am just waiting to see how the night goes before deciding what to do next. Still hoping to get to Seattle and Whistler. Will stay in touch about what we choose to do though.
You sir, get a![]()
glad you came out in one (sewed up) piece
dammmmmm!!!
glad, for the most part, you're gonna be ok mullet .... harsh none the less.
take some time, heal up, then get back out there.
happy journeys the rest of the way![]()
"... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"
Al, if there's anything you need stateside due to any unforseen complications let me know. I'm more than willing to do whatever I can. Feel better bro.
C
Holy shit Al! Goddam...bummer.
Well, like everyone else, I'm glad to hear just a short bit of recovery and you'll be fine. Glad to hear it wasn't any worse mang.
And great meeting you and the Ms. Mulletizer last week. Hopefully next time it will be on snow...and we'll have skis on our feet...and we'll be at the top of a mountain...high above the trees ...![]()
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Man, I sat there laughing sayin'Originally Posted by bagtagley
"GodDAMN, you the Mulletizer Biiitch! An' you jus' got bitchslapped by a tree!! Get up offa you sorry ass and ski down after I take this picture."![]()
Nah actually Ms. Mullet and I skied up, checked to see if he was OK and not flat out. He seemed mostly alright, though a bloody mess, so I hemmed and hawed a bit, going uh-uh-uh then we all realized it would be best if we just skied the fuck down to the trailhead. Mullet said, "OK, but get the picture first, then we get the hell outta here".
Trackhead, I was thinking of going to AltaView, or even St. Marks, but called the U ER first (have the # memorized), and it just so happened my friend Rob was attending, so I figured that would be most expeditious - we zipped down there and got him in a room in record time. I guessed he'd need plastics or ENT to get some work in, and not all the hospitals have those guys on call all the time.
Pretty impressive work by the plastics/ENT guy. Kinda fun to assist, hadn't done that kinda stuff for awhile. Damn, I'd never seen anybody's jawbone before - at least not while they were alive.
Holy, glad you are alright. Those are pretty amazing pics of the crash sequence, though. In some sick twisted way its got to be pretty cool to look at for you, no? Glad you are in good spirits (or all hopped up on morphine)
-SS
Only if there was an audible "UGGGHHHHGGGH" as he hit the tree. You're really showing your age you know, pulling that one out.Originally Posted by str8line
Nice work Tri-U. You take the guy on a tour, beat him up and then you feel bad so you fix him in the ER. I see how you work.
Hope you're feeling better mang. Wicked gnarly (feeling east coast tonight)
"In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson
I thought you sold those Tyrolias last year?
Glad to hear that you seem relatively ok.
self unemployed?
crashes caught on camera are sooo gnar!
ouchie! heal up fast man!
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yikes man, glad to see you've been stitched up. come to think of it, you never were very pretty in the first place
get better soon!
That looks nasty.
Heal up fast!
Man, an innocuous looking sapling can do all that damage.
Heal up fast, Al. That's a bummer. You kind of look like Bode in the shot where you're on one foot.
The post surgery shots look more like Chas after he set his head on fire by throwing a cup of petrol into a carburettor.
You insured?
ow....nice looking turns though
If it weren't for serendipity, there'd be no dipity at all
Sweeet trip report. Dig the gore. Musta hurt. Such a nice change from the fluffy white write-ups we get around here. Thanks for sharing!
Positive vibes to ya bro!
Ah ha, Monsiour Moollette, I see what the score is. You were envious of my gnar battlescar in Chamonix and thought you'd go one better. The moral: try to out-gnar Mrs Gnar and things get nasty![]()
Poor you. You're unrecognisable in the 'post-stitch up' pictures. Is Marina mopping your brow and feeding you liquidised steak through a straw?
Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
"This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
Why have Jack In The Box not jumped all over this?Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
I love this shot. It just has this feeling of impending doom.
Seriously though, sorry about the carnage man, but glad you aren't too jacked over. Hope you can still salvage some good times out of your trip.
That doesnt look like it felt too hot. Must have been all that wide open skiing the day before that had you looking for trees yesterday.... Sorry to hear about it, but if you are up for it, looks like a pow day in Utah again tommorrow. Let me know, you know how to reach me![]()
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Holy Geez. Much more gnar than expected. Hope all goes well with the recovery mulletman.
The Griz
Wow, +++ to all. I want a Tri-U to ski with: he'll show you the local goods, document disaster, and help pick up the pieces all in one nice package.
Mulletizer, hope you heal good. Beer vs. meds is a tough choice for anyone to make.
Didn't realize trees were on the menu when I read this thread title.
Sorry to hear about the injury and the pain, but stoked to hear you're gonna be fine and are in good spirits (even more stoked on the sequence shot - good work tri-ung).
Sick and ashamed and happy (and how does this effect your "posh" status?),
d.
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
- Kurt Vonnegut
This is by far one of the best trip reports ever.
Edit fer: like maybe top 10..........for me at least.
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sweet jesus man. Glad you are ok, sounds fricking gnarible. Facial lacerations suck, mophine good. Hope you continue to kill it on your US North American tour.
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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