Indeed. One could easily stretch it as far as saying each individual sperm is 'viable'. Meaning that every time you flush that tissue or condom, you're killing millions.Originally Posted by MeatPuppet
Indeed. One could easily stretch it as far as saying each individual sperm is 'viable'. Meaning that every time you flush that tissue or condom, you're killing millions.Originally Posted by MeatPuppet
When this thread drops off the front page, lets discuss gun rights and the war in Iraq, cuz that shit never gets old.
"Wasting the seed":Originally Posted by seatosky
You can only be charged with a murder or two a month... remember you are only supposed to have sex with your wife and she is only going to ovulate once a month unless you got her on crazy fertility drugs.
See my post on the Page 4
Originally Posted by blurred
Can I get three soft tacos, a chilito, and ah.......Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
"Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
Dude, Shera cooked me the BEST tacos tonight. Soooo fucking good. Really. Shera,Originally Posted by Below Zero
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Dude, I'll be there in an hour for some tacos!Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
"Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
B11s = voice of reason? What the hell is this world coming to?Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
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Every sperm is sacred - Monty Python
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...
I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...
You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the moment dad came...
because...
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine
Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
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this from a guy with 5000 posts about what exactly? Dude I'm sure it's all deja vu by now.Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
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Deja Vu-The illusion of having already experienced something actually being experienced for the first time.Originally Posted by Cyber Cop
SEARCH FUNCTION JONG!
Funny, you never seem to tire of this amazingly fresh little tidbit. Jong! Just 5000 more times and it will finally be funny.Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
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you forgot about euthenasiaOriginally Posted by MassLiberal
I am just a unfrozen caveman lawyer. I ponder over things like how they keep the fire from flickering inside of the light buld above my computer screen. When I recieve a fax I sometimes wonder if little demons are inside of the machine typing the letters onto the page. Your world confuses me. But I do know this, when a state passes a blatantly unconstitutional law like this we can pray that the Circuit Court holds it unconstitutional and the Supreme Court denies certoriari to save face.
Don't talk to me about politics, my business is selling little goldfishes.
Originally Posted by garwhal
Keyrock's words are just as true today as they were in his time. The court allows allows a full hearing. Did you hear that Keyrock... keyrock?
(Keyrock) I'm sorry, I was listening to all those little spirit voices in this phone.
Yes, but then that's a decision made after the fact that the woman got pregnant. I just don't think anyone would say that prevention doesn't matter because they can just have an abortion afterwards if something goes wrong.Originally Posted by Schmear
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Yes, and that's why conservatives don't want to teach kids about contraception, and embrace abstinence only education.
once again, the right wing makes no sense.
Dude, you are painting some pretty Broad strokes with that brush. If you are referring to all degrees of conservatives then i would say your statement is not accurate of the majority. Shit, most of you have proabaly labeled me a neocon by now, but i am actually against the death penalty, pro choice, and pro legalization.Originally Posted by MassLiberal
Sterilize the population.
Offer fertility drugs to those who actually want to get pregnant.
Problem solved.
Sick and ashamed and happy (or go with Kurt Vonnegut's "Welcome to the Monkeyhouse" (but that wouldn't be as fun)),
d.
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
- Kurt Vonnegut
Fine, then distribute free condoms in High Schools.
Didn't think so.
Cono Este:
I definintely have not labeled you as a neocon. In fact, I find that we tend to agree on a fair number of things.
But presently, the far right has taken control of the Republican party, and they tend to preach abstinence only education, outright banning of abortion, and restrictions on access to birth control, which, in my opinion, is the most ignorant and irresponsible trifecta there can possibly be in ANY society. Just wishing that children remain celibate doesn't necessarily make it so.
Then you thought wrong. I, for one, am decidedly pro.Originally Posted by Tippster
not counting days 2016-17
Not you, bro -- the SD Legislature.
abstintance is perfect birth control, and the perfect birth control system. Their's just no functioning abstinance only birth control country because nobody's implemented one yet. It's not the system, it's the implementationOriginally Posted by Tippster
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Elvis has left the building
And, seeing it goes against the most fundamental urge in nature besides eating and breathing, I don't hold high hopes for success.
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