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    To hell with miller, let's talk about Moseley!

    now he's a real champion! moseley > miller

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    What's he doing now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddygoupgondi?
    What's he doing now?
    last i heard about him was icer air 2k5... nothing since then, though.

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    I thought he became a wall street stock broker and quit skiing.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

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    Again in english?

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    Quote Originally Posted by glenplake
    now he's a real champion! moseley > miller
    Learn how to ski off a rock and your opinion might be worth more than the sweat off my nutsack.


    SPLIT KOOK

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    I thought he became a wall street stock broker and quit skiing.
    yep, but i did see him to do a special on the Travel Channel for the olympics. he was talking about hucking big air on the moguls course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Village Idiot
    Learn how to ski off a rock and your opinion might be worth more than the sweat off my nutsack.


    SPLIT KOOK
    it seems like we've met before... i just can't place it... i hate when this happens...

    anywho, i like your use of html; it seems you have mastered the "size='7'" aspect of basic intraweb language. hi fives all around! :goyou:

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    Quote Originally Posted by glenplake
    it seems like we've met before... i just can't place it... i hate when this happens...

    anywho, i like your use of html; it seems you have mastered the "size='7'" aspect of basic intraweb language. hi fives all around! :goyou:
    now if you could master 5 foot hucks.

    Need advice?

    Ogre is coming next. I'm sure you're used to it JOEY.

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    slightly on-topic...

    Turin, Italy 2006 Winter Olympic Games TURIN HOMESPORTSNEWSSCHEDULEPHOTOS & VIDEORESULTSMEDAL COUNTCOUNTRIESATHLETES
    Olympic Freestyle Skiing Analysis
    A matter of styleBy Jonny Moseley, Yahoo! Sports | February 26, 2006


    TURIN, Italy – The Olympics are rad, especially when you're fat and out of shape like me and not there to try and win a gold medal. So, I was a great spectator and should have gotten a gold medal in Turin for apres-skiing: from nightly parties, to sitting next to Ted Ligety's mom when he won the gold in Alpine skiing. What a fun Games.

    That's more than I can say for the U.S. freestyle moguls team.

    Expectations are always high for U.S. freestyle skiers in the Olympics because we've dominated this sport for so long. "Hot dog" skiing was invented in the United States and Americans have the greatest infrastructure to support it. We've been so successful that the sport's critics assume that it's easy for freestylers to win. However, our Olympics history tells a different story.

    Freestyle skiing became an Olympic sport in 1994, and since, U.S. moguls skiers have won only two gold medals – myself and Donna Weinbrecht, three silvers and two bronze. What's the deal?

    For Turin, the team was over-hyped. The team was made up of the best mogul skiers in the world and I strongly believed in and predicted a U.S. sweep. But, there were two key factors that led to that not happening: timing and style.

    •Timing: Jeremy Bloom was on fire last year and the judges loved his style. Every year or two, someone develops a style which is just pleasing to the judges, and this year they love the Aussie, Dale Begg-Smith, who won the gold.

    •Style: It's hard to explain, but you know it when you see it. When someone has the favored style and they match it to a flawless performance, they become unbeatable. The others in the field end up trying to wow the judges in other aspects to overcome the winner's style but this usually leads to mistakes, especially in a pressure cooker like the Olympics, where the top three all ski perfect runs, but the best style wins.

    U.S. women struggled
    All of the U.S. women knew they were going to need to ski way better than their abilities in order to overcome the favored styles of Norway's Kari Traa and Canada's Jennifer Heil. Yet, the U.S. women were dismal. The problem is, when you need to ski above your potential, the pressure of the Olympics tends to make you do worse. In a World Cup, you might be able to pull it off and podium or even win, but in the Olympics, you end up not even in the top five, or in Hannah Kearney's case, in 22nd place.

    Heil won the women's event with clean turns and nice jumps, edging out Traa, who won gold in 2002. I initially thought that Traa should have won gold after she did an off-axis 720 and Heil did not, but they both skied incredibly well. However, Heil's win proves my point about style.

    Dawson's run lone bright spot
    Style also ruled for the men. Begg-Smith's gold medal run was so smooth he could have balanced a cup of cappuccino on each of his shoulders. It wasn't the most exciting, most difficult or fastest run, but his textbook turns and clean jumps played right into the judge's hands. They gave him almost perfect turn points which count for 50 percent of the overall score, compared to 25 percent for air and 25 percent for speed. Begg-Smith played it smart and leaned on his smooth skiing technique to put him over the top.

    Mikko Ronkainen's silver medal run was super fast, almost out of control, and kept everyone on the edge of their seats waiting for disaster to strike, but he held it together and laid down the fastest time of the three medalists. Then there was American Toby Dawson's run, where he threw the most difficult jump of the three guys, the 720 mute grab off the top. Then he blazed through the middle and nailed the corked 720 off the bottom jump.

    I loved this run because I know how hard it is to reach down and grab your skis while doing a 720. The amount of balance and precision that goes into that trick is insane. Each of their runs was flawless, but the emergence of Begg-Smith as the winner, even though he did easier jumps and was slower, is a credit to the notion that the judges liked his style above the others.

    The future for U.S. moguls
    Looking forward to 2010 in Vancouver, the U.S. team needs to rebuild. Bloom will be playing football, Travis Cabral says he'll be making films and Travis Mayer will be back in college. Dawson says he's done, but that's garbage. He'll be back and probably will be the team's best hope for a medal. In the wings is Nate Roberts, who has been seething after not getting named to this year's team. He'll be good for the team because, most likely, the aerial portion of this event is going to get crazier and he's great in the air. I am sure we will see the double back flip and there is no doubt that the winner will be doing a 1080 similar to the one Canada's Alexandre Bilodeau did in Turin.

    However, the coaches will have to figure out a way to put a finger on the ever-changing style preference of the judges. I believe the judges don't know what they're looking for until they see it, which leaves it to the coaches and athletes to progress their skiing and push the envelope of technique in order to force the progression of style. This sport was built on uniqueness, and the athletes who create rather than imitate will eventually be rewarded.

    The International Skiing Federation has to take a stern look at where they place the degrees of difficulty on the tricks. I'd like to see the scoring change and reward more aggressive skiing. The winner should be the skier who is a little more hot dog, freestyle, and wild.

    After all, freestyle is a show-off sport meant to entertain a crowd much like a circus. That is what it delivered in Turin to a packed house of rowdy fans, with tunes blaring. After the events, the athletes partied together and had friendly arguments about how they'd done.

    What a fun Games

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    Jonny Moseley is a hater!!! I think he hates that bloom is prettier than him and is going to host the gaunlet on MTV and they kicked moseley off that show because he lost his Xtremeness won he hung up his skis for a suit. So moseley has to diss bloom because he didn't pull the 360 mute or "invent" the dinner roll and win a gold medal. Moseley is currently working with 50 cent to do a 'beef' album to let everyone know how Bloom can't do 720s as penciled out as him. But bloom ain't quittin there, him and ja rule is gettin together to let the world know that moseley didn't even invent the 'dinner roll' and it is actually just a d-spin 7 and while dissin moseley, bloom hints that downhill ain't shit either and that he would throw backflips off those rollers. Well that pissed off bode who met up with eminem in torino partying and since eminem and t-hall are the same people him and bode settled there beef to team up and bash those bump skiing 'hot-dogs' and show them why "only real D-O-double-Gs chase sticks, biatch!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by baseWeldr
    slightly on-topic...

    Turin, Italy 2006 Winter Olympic Games TURIN HOMESPORTSNEWSSCHEDULEPHOTOS & VIDEORESULTSMEDAL COUNTCOUNTRIESATHLETES
    Olympic Freestyle Skiing Analysis
    A matter of styleBy Jonny Moseley, Yahoo! Sports | February 26, 2006


    TURIN, Italy – The Olympics are rad, and really hard, but I'm Jonny Moseley, I won a gold, one of the only two Americans to do it. I won because not only can I handle the pressure, but I'm also cool.

    I can also do a 720 mute grab, it's really hard.

    Overall, there's lots of partying going on, and even though i'm now fat and a loser, people still let me hang out near them so I can tell people over the internet that i'm still cool.

    Anybody else read it like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRUTAH
    Jonny Moseley is a hater!!! I think he hates that bloom is prettier than him and is going to host the gaunlet on MTV and they kicked moseley off that show because he lost his Xtremeness won he hung up his skis for a suit. So moseley has to diss bloom because he didn't pull the 360 mute or "invent" the dinner roll and win a gold medal. Moseley is currently working with 50 cent to do a 'beef' album to let everyone know how Bloom can't do 720s as penciled out as him. But bloom ain't quittin there, him and ja rule is gettin together to let the world know that moseley didn't even invent the 'dinner roll' and it is actually just a d-spin 7 and while dissin moseley, bloom hints that downhill ain't shit either and that he would throw backflips off those rollers. Well that pissed off bode who met up with eminem in torino partying and since eminem and t-hall are the same people him and bode settled there beef to team up and bash those bump skiing 'hot-dogs' and show them why "only real D-O-double-Gs chase sticks, biatch!!!"
    bloom is good. moseley is better. moseley is responsible for revolutionizing the sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glenplake
    bloom is good. moseley is better. moseley is responsible for revolutionizing the sport.
    And you're responsible for being a total douchebag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Village Idiot
    And you're responsible for being a total douchebag.
    i see you don't get tired of beating the dead horse. i'll tell you what, from now on you can save yourself the energy. after every post i make, i'll:

    1) pee in my butt
    2) post something moronic in size=7

    this way it's like you wont be missed and maybe you'll get something productive done instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by baseWeldr
    (from the mosely article....)

    Freestyle skiing became an Olympic sport in 1994, and since, U.S. moguls skiers have won only two gold medals – myself and Donna Weinbrecht, three silvers and two bronze. What's the deal?
    Uhhh, psst. Hey Posely:
    ummm...it was 1992 Albertville remember.

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    mosley is a douchebag. he has nothing on miller - even though i dont agree with everything bode's doing this year its his life so i could care less.

    that is all
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    Quote Originally Posted by YetiMan
    Uhhh, psst. Hey Posely:
    ummm...it was 1992 Albertville remember.
    You beat me to it.
    And french skiers took gold and silver... I guess history starts and ends with Jhnny Moseley in Jonny Moseley's world.

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    this thread is hillarious
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Is this the right place/time to discuss America's and Canada's fantastic medal wins in Curling, or are we leaving that till next week?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DB
    Is this the right place/time to discuss America's and Canada's fantastic medal wins in Curling, or are we leaving that till next week?
    You name the time and place. The CO Crew will be THERE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny Moseley

    Dawson's run lone bright spot
    Then there was American Toby Dawson's run, where he threw the most difficult jump of the three guys, the 720 mute grab off the top. Then he blazed through the middle and nailed the corked 720 off the bottom jump.

    Each of their runs was flawless, but the emergence of Begg-Smith as the winner, even though he did easier jumps and was slower, is a credit to the notion that the judges liked his style above the others.

    However, the coaches will have to figure out a way to put a finger on the ever-changing style preference of the judges.

    The International Skiing Federation has to take a stern look at where they place the degrees of difficulty on the tricks. I'd like to see the scoring change and reward more aggressive skiing.
    Mosely is a douche, but I do agree with the above part of his statement.

    the winner won because he got a perfect score on his "turns" ?
    turns are 50% of score?
    WTF!!
    particularly now that they allow inverted tricks, they need to realize that its the jumps and not the bumps that are most important.
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    I think Jonny is a cool cat, went heli skiing with him once, and we talked a bunch of shiz, very down to earth. That was after gold but before MTV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DB
    Is this the right place/time to discuss America's and Canada's fantastic medal wins in Curling, or are we leaving that till next week?


    I think that now is the perfect time for you to THANK THE U.S. FOR BAILING YOU OUT FROM THE NAZIS!!!
    You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness, and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer.

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