Bode's Talk vs. Bode's Walk

[seatosky]

don't know if this is a repost or not, searched and didn't find anything, but this is fucking funny.

http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=mo...rticle&sid=275

ON HIS NEAR MARRIAGE

WHAT BODE SAID:
"Yeah, I'm pretty much going to marry the shit out of this broad. I mean, it's not like I even want to. I'll probably get blown by her sister during the wedding. I know it’s not quote unquote CONVENTIONAL for the groom to get blown at the alter, but I wasn’t made to live inside the narrow borders of your conventions. I grip it and rip it and leave it for dead."

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED:
Miller spent three hours before the ceremony in a locked bathroom stall sobbing and complaining that he looked fat. Later, at the alter, instead of vows Miller read the lyrics to Jon Mayer's "Your Body Is a Wonderland," with his name inserted so that it read "Your Bode is a Wonderland." The bride and her friends immediately left the church laughing.

[BigLineSeeker]

That is awsome! Good for a mid-workday laugh especially on Friday

[eastcoast]

not bad, not bad

[BigDaddy]

Is there any truth to the rumor(s) Bode may have to sell his RV to cover his tab? I heard the Austrians were giving him free beer, so why would he need the dough?... (Also, is that Janet Gretzsky with him?...) Just wondering...

[Orange Julius]

nice ad placement coca-cola

[BigDaddy]

I'm sure Pepsi's not too sorry about losing him...

[assgasorgrass]

that would be a Playmate.

[freshie247]

I'm a big fan of Bode's,but he's been a complete jack ass this year!

[BigDaddy]

I thought I saw her before!... that's more than a 30" rack though, assgasorgrass!

[mushmouth]

what the writers of that site wish they were: talented
what they are: on-lookers
who takes that much time to degrade someone? sounds like Bode has some problems, but who doesn't.

[powder11]

I'm a big fan of Bode's,but he's been a complete jack ass this year!

give em a break. he cant help it, he's from New Hampsha!

[assgasorgrass]

I thought I saw her before!... that's more than a 30" rack though, assgasorgrass!

Not before the silicone.

[shmerham]

I didn't think that was funny at all. They could've capatlized on some things Bode has said, but they tried too hard.

I was talking to my friend, saying that the only thing that really bothers me is when a competitor doesn't give credit to their competition. I don't hear Bode doing that, and while I think he's said some dumb things, he's been given the opportunity to do so, so I can't really fault him for that.

[BigDaddy]

I know I'm jealous, but also a little pissed. I wanted Bode to win but I sure can't blame him for partying and having fun... The Cracked Mag stuff is just a spoof though, and made me laugh my ass off. I think it really has helped me with the "healing process" and I expect to someday be normal again.