Maggot Fight Song and Mascot

[A-wreck]

I don't know about the "fight" song concept. Why not something like a bawdy sea shanty that is sung with gusto after a few libations.

I like that.

[13]

Why stop there? We need a secret handshake.

We already have a pledging (sorry, "jonging") process and all.

[Alioops]

Paging bklyntrayc.

[Viva]

But don't stop there...

Let's really get commercial. We can contract out a Chinese sweatshop (I have Chinese connections, you know) to make stuffed maggot toys. And stuffed Whelks and stuffed Thelonii. We can, like, put them on our dashboards, give em to our kids and dogs, play apres ski catch with them, stick em in out backpacks so that only their cute little heads are poking out. Every one will stop and ask "What is that?" and "where did you get such a cool stuffed animal?" (or "stuffed whatever" in the case of the Whelk) and we would respond "Leeeeeeeeeroyyyyyyy Jeeeeenkiiins!!!" (or "Shinjuku Motherfucker" in the case of the Whelk).

[Alioops]

But don't stop there...

Let's really get commercial. We can contract out a Chinese sweatshop (I have Chinese connections, you know) to make stuffed maggot toys. And stuffed Whelks and stuffed Thelonii. We can, like, put them on our dashboards, give em to our kids and dogs, play apres ski catch with them, stick em in out backpacks so that only their cute little heads are poking out. Every one will stop and ask "What is that?" and "where did you get such a cool stuffed animal?" (or "stuffed whatever" in the case of the Whelk) and we would respond "Leeeeeeeeeroyyyyyyy Jeeeeenkiiins!!!" (or "Shinjuku Motherfucker" in the case of the Whelk).

Maybe even a Whelk bobble head or huck doll.

[bklyn]

Paging bklyntrayc.

I'm thinking... damn so much pressure!

[Viva]

I'm thinking... damn so much pressure!

I nominate Trayc's rack as out mascot..err...mascots.

[MacDaddy]

My local school will be known as the Alta Pain Trains. Xover plays the mascot. We have a varsity squad, JV team (you know who you are!), and phUnk heads up the freshmen team. Trackhead, APD, and Gramps are the home-school kids that won't play with the rest of us. Sometimes we are jealous of them, and sometimes we make fun of them. Natty Dread is the exchange student - he's from Oregon.

I'll work on the fight song.

This is great! BumZ
I'm a drop out that currently wants to get his shit together and try out for JV and then maybe Varsity whoo weeee.

is there a smoking section?

[Marshall Tucker]

"ya do the hokey pokey..."

[biggins]

Thelonii

Ahhh sweet plural.

[workinforturns]

deffinently a sea shanty is whats in order for a song. stickers would be funny as hell to see at every resort

[joshbu]

I'll work on the fight song.

The problem is, what rhymes with "nien in de poopenhausen"?

[Buzzworthy]

is there a smoking section?

isn't there always? Back of the bus man, back of the bus.

[irul&ublo]

Why don't we have these?

You've been hitting the Old Forrester again, haven't you?


As for a song, why not use "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" and change it to "str8line the Maggot" (or other name as appropriate).


Mascot...easy....a beaver.

[bakers_dozen]

.. We are fam-i-ly, I've got all my sisters with me...

[72Twenty]

Mascot will have to be something wearing a pantsuit.

[The Dad]

The problem is, what rhymes with "nien in de poopenhausen"?

"quit yer grousin'"?
"wants to huck and how! Send / flowers to Mrs. Pierre"?

Something has to work.

[bagtagley]

I'm a drop out that currently wants to get his shit together and try out for JV and then maybe Varsity whoo weeee.

is there a smoking section?

Join the Church League. We're a no pressure operation, and smoking of all kinds is encouraged. Don't let the "Church" fool ya.

[irul&ublo]

Join the Church League. We're a no pressure operation, and smoking of all kinds is encouraged. Don't let the "Church" fool ya.

Rastafarian?

[A-wreck]

I nominate Trayc's rack as out mascot..err...mascots.

Someone should photoshop sage transferring over the cleavage.
With BK-traysay's permission of course.


Or what about Photoshopping a picture of some spines to look like a vag with someone airing off the boat and over the little man to land in the bombhole.

[irul&ublo]

Someone should photoshop sage transferring over the cleavage.
With BK-traysay's permission of course.


Or what about Photoshopping a picture of some spines to look like a vag with someone airing off the boat and over the little man to land in the bombhole.

The powder photo annual, a couple of years ago had the perfect picture.

[A-wreck]

The powder photo annual, a couple of years ago had the perfect picture.

Getting that done should not be a problem with this crowd.

Should I start a poll as to whose box we should model it off of?

[StormRider]

I can't find a link to an audio version but I have an .mp3 if anyone wants a lsiten.

Sex and Beer
by Pat McCurdy

St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians
Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear
I finished writing all of my gospel
Now all I seem to want is sex and beer"

Marc Antony looked down on Caesar's body
He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear
I did not come here to praise Caeser
I came here for sex and beer

Chorus
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here

George Washington, he never crossed the Delaware
There was no midnight ride for Paul Revere
Ben Franklin never discovered electricity
They were too busy looking for sex and beer

Chorus

Charles Dickens gave us "Great Expectations"
Shakespeare gave us "Hamlet" and "King Lear"
Dostoyevsky gave us "Crime and Punishment"
Who the hell is gonna give us sex and beer

Chorus

From the city to the suburbs to the country
From the Southern to the Northern Hemisphere
They're holding a tremendous referendum
And everyone's choosing sex and beer

Chorus

They can take away my pride and my dignity
They can use up all my blood and sweat and tears
They can take away my name and give a number
But they can never take away my sex and beer

Chorus

We like sex and beer and sex and beer
And sex and beer
And sex
And beer

[James Carvile]

Reggae works pretty well although I do like that Jane's Addiction song "Coming Down the Mountain," although I guess "Across the Field" would be more like a fight song and that's the fight song for a Big Ten School with a Beaver as their mascot.

[Yossarian]

I'd like to nominate Xover as the offical guy in the mascot costume. He's the one that gets the crowd fired up.

My local school will be known as the Alta Pain Trains. Xover plays the mascot. We have a varsity squad, JV team (you know who you are!), and phUnk heads up the freshmen team. Trackhead, APD, and Gramps are the home-school kids that won't play with the rest of us. Sometimes we are jealous of them, and sometimes we make fun of them. Natty Dread is the exchange student - he's from Oregon.

I'll work on the fight song.

BWA!
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