Maggot Fight Song and Mascot

**str8line** · 02-21-2006, 11:07 PM

Why don't we have these?

**Droopy** · 02-21-2006, 11:09 PM

why don't we have Giant stickers that say "Maggot" that we can slap all over the place at ski resorts and hostels around the world?

but your question is good too...

**bigtrubs** · 02-21-2006, 11:10 PM

we come from the land of ice and snow
we ski mountain peaks both high and low
we go where noone else will go...

we're multi legged, opinionated... maggots!

(I'd assume the mascot would be a............ maggot.)

**PTracy P1** · 02-21-2006, 11:11 PM

STFUY and keep drinking you assfuck.

**bagtagley** · 02-21-2006, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by PTracy P1

STFUY and keep drinking you assfuck.

Fighting words do not a fight song make.

**MTT** · 02-21-2006, 11:19 PM

This thread, and every post leaves me confused and speachless. Gordy a very slow tuesday night?

**MTT** · 02-21-2006, 11:21 PM

Nice try,

Sounds more like a cheer than a song, did you jump up and down when you typed it?

Originally Posted by bigtrubs

we come from the land of ice and snow
we ski mountain peaks both high and low
we go where noone else will go...

we're multi legged, opinionated... maggots!

(I'd assume the mascot would be a............ maggot.)

**bigtrubs** · 02-21-2006, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by MTT

Nice try,

Sounds more like a cheer than a song, did you jump up and down when you typed it?

more like a really really generous adaptation of Zeppelin's immigrant song.

**str8line** · 02-21-2006, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by MTT

This thread, and every post leaves me confused and speachless. Gordy a very slow tuesday night?

My wife asked me this morning if the maggots had a fight song and mascot and I thought it was hilarious.

I know you're probably sandbagging MTT while you pen the first stanza of the fight song.

**MTT** · 02-21-2006, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by bigtrubs

more like a really really generous adaptation of Zeppelin's immigrant song.

OH, Hey that almost makes it kinda cool.
You obviously put some thought into this, I guess your not typing while (SHIT FACED DRUNK) like PTracy P1

**MTT** · 02-21-2006, 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by str8line

My wife asked me this morning if the maggots had a fight song and mascot and I thought it was hilarious.

I know you're probably sandbagging MTT while you pen the first stanza of the fight song.

I am taking it easy tonight, I am packed and have a long drive tommorow.

**BakerBoy** · 02-21-2006, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by str8line

I know you're probably sandbagging MTT while you pen the first stanza of the fight song.

Did somebody say teabagging?

**stompinlines** · 02-22-2006, 12:00 AM

Lightning Bolt.

**joshbu** · 02-22-2006, 12:37 AM

Well, clearly the mascot would have to be either the Whelk or Thelonius.

**powstash** · 02-22-2006, 12:43 AM

yea, the Whelk

**Bum Z** · 02-22-2006, 01:41 AM

I'd like to nominate Xover as the offical guy in the mascot costume. He's the one that gets the crowd fired up.

My local school will be known as the Alta Pain Trains. Xover plays the mascot. We have a varsity squad, JV team (you know who you are!), and phUnk heads up the freshmen team. Trackhead, APD, and Gramps are the home-school kids that won't play with the rest of us. Sometimes we are jealous of them, and sometimes we make fun of them. Natty Dread is the exchange student - he's from Oregon.

I'll work on the fight song.

**Benny Profane** · 02-22-2006, 01:54 AM

I don't know about the "fight" song concept. Why not something like a bawdy sea shanty that is sung with gusto after a few libations.

**wicked_sick** · 02-22-2006, 02:31 AM

I'm sure those going to the W/BC summit will have the opprotunity to drink and come up with something.

**iceman** · 02-22-2006, 03:44 AM

As a long-time (former) Rugby player, I know a shitload of songs which could be easily adapted to be the Maggot Fight Song.

Let me know and I'll work something up at a discount, 'cause, hey, we're family.

**shmerham** · 02-22-2006, 04:51 AM

I was gonna say Thelonious but maybe it is the Whelk.

Fight song is "It rubs the lotion on its skin"? ...or "hooked on a feeling" as performed by Mr. David Hasselhoff?

**Vinman** · 02-22-2006, 06:22 AM

The very last line of the fight song...................

Leeeeeeeeeeroooy Jenkiiiiins!!!!!!!

**bad_roo** · 02-22-2006, 06:27 AM

Laughing my ass off thinking of Xover wobbling round the Alta base area dressed in a giant foam Angry Whelk outfit that fires single cream over anybody who gets too close.

**Arty50** · 02-22-2006, 06:33 AM

As for out theme song, I'd like to vote for "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show."

Our mascot should be the kid with powder cords on his snowlerblades.