Rossi B Squads just arrived and man oh man is this the ski I've been waiting for! I opted for the 184 as a friend of similiar size and build got the '89's and thought they were too much. These green boards are stiff, wide and super sexy.
I have initiated my new ski ritual...I caressingly unwrapped the shrink rap and removed her rubber bands with one hand as I cradled the base with the other, whispering of things to come. After seperating the planks, I softly and lovingly lay them down besides each other on the nicest rug in my house. With the reverend Al Green playing on the stereo, I gingerly step on to each ski, careful to ask them how it feels and if I'm moving too fast. They silently welcome me aboard, like a mute hooker earning overtime.
Tonight I will sleep with them and admire them and reassure them that getting drilled won't hurt as bad as getting riden hard and put away wet.
I love these skis.
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Thread: Tits Ahoy!
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02-21-2006, 06:48 PM #1
Southbound Pachyderm
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Tits Ahoy!
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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02-21-2006, 06:51 PM #2
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This is mildly NSFW you dirtbag!
Don't get a stain on those suckers!
I've got more suits than Liberace, but less than Eastvailhucker.
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02-21-2006, 06:57 PM #3
never trust a hoar
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-Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.
-A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile
good to see you are going to get em out there...
expecting a review!
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02-21-2006, 07:01 PM #4
good to be home.
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Rev, you're a disturbed and filthy man. good for you.
so, will it be satin or egyptian cotton tonight?scroll to "Buy DVD", very bottom of page http://bhandf.com/bhandf%202008/longform.htm I do not work for Bill, just dig his work.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. (It) is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. . .There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so. . .people won't feel insecure around you. . . -Williamson
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02-21-2006, 07:15 PM #5
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I went through a simliar exercise with my Squads - only to decide to unload them as I cannot bear to look at them until next season when I can finally ski again. I guess Xover will be getting sloppy seconds.
Rev, you never cease to amaze me mang."In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson
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02-21-2006, 08:30 PM #6
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Reverend Floater want kind of clamps are you going to mount on those? I might have to make a trip over there next weekend to get some touring done.
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02-21-2006, 08:47 PM #7
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PICS PLEASE!
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02-21-2006, 09:12 PM #8
Southbound Pachyderm
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I got Rossi/Look binders with the skis on the form. Takin' 'em to the Wax Room tomorrow to get it done. These are not touring boards by any stretch. Unless you're someone like Xover that is. Check your PM.
Originally Posted by ski_faster
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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02-21-2006, 09:18 PM #9
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dammit man, I only just managed to buy some Gotamas so I could be more like you and Foggy, and now you go and do this?
Sigh.
A day late and a dollar short, as usual.Thrutchworthy Production Services
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02-21-2006, 09:18 PM #10
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All we need now is some fresh snow so they can be tested proper.
"I don't feel tardy"
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02-21-2006, 09:19 PM #11
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AVAST! Thar be TITS ahead!
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02-21-2006, 09:20 PM #12
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Ring ring, bitch. And you can be like foggy but you have to lose those poll straps if you're gonna hang with this guy. Originally Posted by Yossarian
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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