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  1. 02-19-2006, 08:08 AM #1
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    The Best Cyber Sex (Link contains text only, but NSFW)

    Funny ass shit!

    http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html
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  2. 02-19-2006, 10:34 AM #2
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    omfg thats some funny ass shite
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  3. 02-19-2006, 11:54 AM #3
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    that guy is my new hero.

    i'm voting this as the best thread of the year
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  4. 02-19-2006, 11:54 AM #4
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    I found my new signature.

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  5. 02-19-2006, 12:02 PM #5
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    I can't believe I just read that shit
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    That shit is hilarious.....
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  7. 02-19-2006, 03:16 PM #7
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    bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
    DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
    bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door...

    That made me laugh out loud.
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  8. 02-19-2006, 08:32 PM #8
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    At first you read and say why am I bothering...then instant hilarious laughter.
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  9. 02-19-2006, 08:45 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by DownhillRider
    bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
    DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
    bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door...

    That made me laugh out loud.
    http://www.bigsausagepizza.com
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  10. 02-19-2006, 08:53 PM #10
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    cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
    cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
    cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
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  11. 02-19-2006, 09:35 PM #11
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    Holy cow, thank you. I haven't seen these in a long time, and had totally forgotten about them. One of the funniest things on the Internet. Supposedly there was a real bloodninja who did this stuff in chat rooms, but subsequent ones have been added to the original ones - kind of like the Chuck Norris junk.
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  12. 02-19-2006, 10:43 PM #12
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    Thumbs up

    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
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  13. 02-19-2006, 10:59 PM #13
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    HAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!
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  14. 02-20-2006, 12:19 AM #14
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    bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
    bloodninja: Are you willing?
    sweet17: What do you need me to do?
    bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
    sweet17: ???
    bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
    bloodninja: ok?
    bloodninja: Hello?
    sweet17: You can't be serious
    bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
    bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
    sweet17: this is retarded
    bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
    sweet17: Yes I want it.
    bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
    sweet17: sure
    bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.

    ...

    sweet17: this is stupid
    bloodninja: ...still limp
    bloodninja: Do it!
    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    bloodninja: They stink really bad.
    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
    bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
    sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
    bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
    bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
    sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
    bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
    bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
    bloodninja: ...going limp again.
    bloodninja: Hello?
    bloodninja: Say it!
    bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!


    Funniest shit ever.
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  15. 02-20-2006, 12:44 AM #15
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    omg! that shit is hilarious!!
    Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.
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  16. 02-20-2006, 12:58 AM #16
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    cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
    cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
    cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
    VictimX_27: ???
    cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
    cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
    cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
    VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
    cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
    cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
    cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
    cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
    VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
    cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
    cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**
    cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
    cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass.
    cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**
    VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!
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  17. 02-20-2006, 04:39 PM #17
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    Chuckled at most of those, but this particular quote killed me...I laughed my ass off.

    "If you act as all the furniture in a hotel room of love I will gladly let you cut the hell out of my cooter."
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  18. 02-20-2006, 11:48 PM #18
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    Now that is some funny stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick
    http://www.bigsausagepizza.com


    WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?
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  20. 02-24-2006, 03:14 PM #20
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  21. 02-26-2006, 10:57 PM #21
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    Bwaaaaaa! Funniest stuff ever! I can't believe people actually do that. Pretty sad.

    bloodninja: Do it!
    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    bloodninja: They stink really bad.
    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
    bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
    sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
    bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
    bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
    sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
    bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
    bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
    bloodninja: ...going limp again.
    bloodninja: Hello?
    bloodninja: Say it!
    bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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