So...,I skied some awesome N. Utah pow yesterday, & thought when I crushed my brand BD's on a rock last run,I wouldn't have to deal with anymore unpleasantness.I couldn't have been more wrong!
My buddies & I were staying at Extended Stay America in Sandy;they had a room ,& I had a room.At around 1am, I here a bang out in the hallway.I see shadows moving across the bottom of the door.I look through the fisheye & see several cops with a german shepard.I see several firemen go by,followed by DEA spooks,WTF!I look out the window,& there are no less than 4 fire trucks,2 fire marshall SUV's,2 cop cars & 2 K9 trucks,now I'm getting very concerned! I call my buddy's phone several times until he angrily answers,"WTF dude,I'm sleeping!"
I tell him that at least 10 different government officials,some with guns drawn, have gone down the hall towords their room.I'm talking to him when I hear a knock through the phone.My buddy says," They're knocking," and hangs up. I'm not walking out my door with a bevy of heavily armed ,trigger happy,goosestepping, SS henchmen on the loose.I watch through the fisheye & see 2 cops go by with my buddy behind them.A few minutes later (a very long time)he calls & says the cops are looking for a meth lab & are removing everyone from their rooms.
I get dressed as the knock comes to my door.I open the door,& am greeted by 2 firemen with some sort of air sniffing device,2 cops with drawn,cocked pistols & 2 DEA spooks.The fireman asks me if everything is ok while thrusting the device into my face.
I say," You mean other than the fact I'm being accosted by armed men in the middle of the night while I'm sleeping,that kind of all right?"
He asks me about the smell in the hall,& what I've been doing.
I reply,"I'm sleeping , what do you think I'm doing!"
He looks at the device,shakes his head no to the others,& tells me to go downstairs to the lobby.I get dressed & peek out the door as they move down the hall,watching their protocol.Knock,identify,demand access,& have guns drawn with the hammer back.The other people don't want to open their doors & this makes the cops irritated & spooked.Slowly one by one they open their doors & I watch the same process a few times.If meth labs are so dangerous & prone to explode,why would officers even thing of firing a gun in the vicinity of such a potentially combustible situation?
I go downstairs & talk with my friends.After a couple of hours they've searched the hotel with dogs,AND FOUND NO METH LAB.They say Extended stay America is a haven for meth lab maker,but sorry,...we can go back to our rooms.At 4 am or so I finally get back to sleep.I'm really tired in the morning & we bail on skiing to find a new place to stay.I politely explain to the M.O.D that there is nothing she can do to get me to stay there ever again,& that I feel violated having cops with dogs,spooks & firemen go through my room.She explains it's never happened before in her 4 years there,I tell her I find no solice in that tidbit.She asks what I want,I reply," to feel unviolated again."
She tells me, a guest smelt something funny & called the cops (out of paranoid delusions IMO).I tell her I will never stay there again & will bad mouth her company any chance I get for the rest of my life.She comps part of our stay .Here I am staying true to my promise.
NEVER,EVER STAY AT EXTENDED STAY "METH" AMERICA,Unless you fancy being rousted in the night by gun toting Nazis & firemen in full Hazmat gear.
I have a lot of great friends in Utah,& I love skiing here, but there is a different feel to the prevailing culture here ,and I find it oppressive.I'm all for busting Meth lab makers,but this was ridiculous & way beyond paranoid.
I know some will think that this could happen anywhere,& while it could,it didn't,it happen here in Utah.I now have a new definitive answer as to why I live where I live.
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