The Padded Room

[Odin]

Ya ever feel like you walked into a movie store, that has one of those back rooms? You go into the back room through the curtain, and the lights are a little darker.The floors a little sticky and there are all these pics, videos and rooms. With titles like... "Busty Blonde" "Natural Redhead" "Nice Long Legs" "Asians"

Oh sure, every once in awhile you pop your head out and look at the bar threads or the kwan threads. However most of the time, when you see 25 members in the padded room you wonder......... how many guys are looking at the same pics at the same time with the same thoughts in their heads.

[Tippster]

I'm just brushing up on my gynecological skillz, brah.

[A-wreck]

how many guys are looking at the same pics at the same time with the same thoughts in their heads.

All of them.

[Shaggy]

Uhhh, I'm on 26k dialup. Yes, that's right, not even the full 28.8kbps, that's old rural analog telephone switches for ya. Ohh, and yeah it really fucking SUCKS!

So looking at porn on the internet isn't really an option, it'd be the longest rub-out in history.